secret hitler [7/7] (liberal victory!)

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/in I am here to make Germany Great Again

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I don't understand anything about strategy or whatever I am just here to re-arm Germany because Putin is getting uppity

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same ngl

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when r we starting again

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/in again

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do we actually need 7 people to rearm germany

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i love potatoes

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I have credible reports from our American allies that Russia is preparing to invade the Ukraine.

The time for peace in Europe is fast ending and we must rearm if we are to have a chance.

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I don't trust any of you to rearm Germany

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LOL SKETCH VOTE WHAT

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Frogster is a Putin Sympathizer

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I don't trust any of you to rearm Germany

so you, and you alone are the only people you trust?

I am the only one who can save Germany

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Frogster as President is disaster waiting to happen

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I propose we skip Froggy he's pretty susp

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Andy is about to get set up here

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That's not a reason to trust him

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the rng gods are with us so far

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I'm not joining any governments

i am a conscientious objector

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so fail 3 and let 4 take 1?

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take pooky with you next. he's fash bait.

what does that even mean

scum slip

STD/VPb are fascists

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easiest game of my fucking life

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VPB already scumslipped

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VOTE NO

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VPB LITERALLY TOLD STD TO TRY TO FRAME ME IN THIS THREAD

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take pooky with you next. he's fash bait.

THIS IS VPB TRYING TO GET STD TO FRAME ME AS A FASCIST

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if you guys let STD frame me as a fascist im gonna mald

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if i was actually a fascist I wouldn't be shouting to vote no you troll

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I refuse to vote for any government with VPB or STD in it

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they're going to try to frame andy again!!!!!!

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im having a lot of fun its ok

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can we just veto VP's government he already scumclaimed

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andy would pick lib policies even if she was a fascist

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hurry up n00bs

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Putin's army is literally preparing to invade Ukraine as soon as the mud freezes

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just nominate me

why?

cuz he gave you 1-1 last time

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VP is slowly entering my sketch radar, why does he not want to run it back with peta?

he already scum claimed in the thread

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i will vote no because VPB has already scum claimed but everyone will ignore me

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i will vote no because VPB has already scum claimed but everyone will ignore me

so desperate for power you will never have fash

i dont give a shit about being in power I just want you/std to be nowhere near the government

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

no

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i refuse to be framed

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what did you draw VPB

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make andante and frogster run it back

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nom frogster

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he was your partner last time

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we are going to do this before i get to do literally anything. i should be happy about this but i am not

fascist salt

get rekt hitler

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Pooky, why not run with me? I literally wont frame you

i dont trust you

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I trust literally no1 here

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nom frog

if he tries to fuck with you i got your back

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wtf no

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wow i am being fucking framed i can feel it in my bones

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i voted no

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I know you're not shoving me in a shower that's for damn sure

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the toad
vp baltar
andante

look at these scumfucks

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frog do you want to be my chancellor

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im ok with either peta or frogger as my chancellor

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actualy i can only pick frog

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Nom Frogster

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if you vote against me you're voting for Fascism

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ANDY OPEN WOLFING

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imagine voting no for the person you just tried to make chancellor

W I L D

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so you trusted me enough to make me chancellor but you dont trust me to be president and pass to frogster!?!?!?


ROOOOOOFL OPEN WOLF AWOOOOOOOOO

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imagine voting no for the person you just tried to make chancellor

W I L D

YOU VOTED NO TO BEING CHANCELLOR WITH ME... so no power for you

WELL YOU TOLD ME I HAD TO SHOWER BEFORE TAKING MY PHOTO FOR THE CAMPAIGN BUT THAT SHOWER LOOKS AWFULLY SUSP

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andy toad and vpb openwolfing

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fascists in shambles

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BETRAYED BY STD WOW

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people think I'm sus?? bruh what... Pooky was saying no to everyone, I figured he'd say yes to himself.. didn't realize that was such a controversial thought...

I literally told you to pick Frogger and you were like nah ill pick pooky instead to frame him

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don't trust you pooky

bruh

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people think I'm sus?? bruh what... Pooky was saying no to everyone, I figured he'd say yes to himself.. didn't realize that was such a controversial thought...

I literally told you to pick Frogger and you were like nah ill pick pooky instead to frame him

I wanted to pick you though

I didn't trust you not to set me up

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susp

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i finally voted yes

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yea no shit toad is a fascist

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i finally voted yes

I'm sorry for every mean thing I ever said.

fuck off hitler

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isnt it worse to flip the top card

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what were the cards

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what the deck is 5-3 according to claims 3 fascist is very unlikely

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even assuming 1 lie it's 6-2

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we had 3 claimed 2-1's

that's 5-3 remainder - getting 3 fascist at 5/3 is 17.8% p-value

if we had a 1-2 instead that's 6-2 remainder - getting 3 fascist at 6/2 is 35.7%

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we started at 11-6

we have 3 straight 2-1 claims.

So that gives us 5-3 in the deck

if one of those 2-1s is actually 1-2, that's 6-2 in the deck.

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he gave me 2 f

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Claims So Far:

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for it to be 7/1 there would need to be 2 liars among Peta/VPB/Frogster

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peta investigate frogster

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the liars are between Frogster/Toad/Vpb/Peta

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Peta got a chance to toss twice

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I say investigate andante prob, most likely to be hitler IMO.

she can't have been the one tossing tiles though

says who?

she was literally never president

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only President can lie about tile composition

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we have 2-1 2-1 2-1 3-0 3-0 claimed

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I don't know about the card counting, but my read based on the ingame behavior is that toad and vp are fasc and they both have tried to signal to andante to let andante know they are fasc.

leave the card counting to me i have an excel spreadsheet

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wait guys i have a plan

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one sec im checking with mod about the reshuffle rules

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nvm my plan doesnt work lol

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apparently the deck alrdy got reshuffled

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they might both be scum

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some people lied about the deck cuz we ended at 12-3 claims:





So at least one person lied.

The odds of 2 liberal policies ending up at the bottom of the deck is 11% so odds are we have multiple liars or Peta lied twice.

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The Liar Pool is Frogs - Peta(2x) - Toad - VPB

I think maybe let frogs nom someone outside liar pool? maybe STD.

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they might both be scum

pooky are you suggestign i'm A.) bussing in secret hitler B.) recommending we both be kept out of government

I've been bussed in secret hitler

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ok lets assume Peta is good

that means Frogs is scum

and 1 of Toad/VPB is scum

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Andante has a heart of gold she would never do me dirty

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well you're getting frozen out with peta so just pick something?

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vote no we're freezing out frog/peta as one of them is guranteed fascist, we r playing 3v2 in the smaller pool

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i trust peta more than you tbh he's at least displayed thoughts about alignment while you're just following a mech playbook which is trivially easy to fake but peta is a master fucking scumplayer so i can never trust him at his word

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std/andy is fine i think

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andy didnt want to government with frogster tho

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mmm lets see what happens

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i voted yes because if andy is a fascist and sabotages here its gonna be fireworks

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i got my eye on you wolfgirl

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no its 4 - 9

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lets do it pick me

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hurry up i g2g in like 5 minutes lol

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lets win this for the homies

dont betray me vpb

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i got 2 f

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NEIN (3/7)
frogsterking
save the dragons
the toad

this is probly all scum team?

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wooot gg

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thanks gb doing it big