secret hitler [7/7] (liberal victory!)

[VP Baltar]

I can probably be /in for this in 20 minutes...(and at this rate it won't be full by then).

[VP Baltar]

have no idea how to play lez go

fascist shit here

[VP Baltar]

also, I live in Portland, so I am king of antifa. come at me bros.

[VP Baltar]

also, I have never played this game, but briefly read the rules.

we elect a president and chancellor, right?

[VP Baltar]

nominate VP Baltar

I humbly accept your confidence in me Herr president.

[VP Baltar]

vote to back this governmet

[VP Baltar]

take andante as chancellor

[VP Baltar]

vp claims the cards i gave him first

I got one lib and one fascist card. Discard that fascist trash.

[VP Baltar]

frog what cards?

[VP Baltar]

take pooky with you next. he's fash bait.

[VP Baltar]

now I think we nein, then have vp go back to slot 1.

Vp why the weird vote though?

didn't you say to pass the vote? you seemed to know what you're talking about this this game. I'm just winging it here.

[VP Baltar]

take pooky with you next. he's fash bait.

what does that even mean

giving pooky shit because he and I need to fight and I'm liberal.

also for real though, do people get banned from running for a time if they are nominated but not elected?

[VP Baltar]

take pooky with you next. he's fash bait.

THIS IS VPB TRYING TO GET STD TO FRAME ME AS A FASCIST

I got you pegged fascist.

[VP Baltar]

take pooky with you next. he's fash bait.

what does that even mean

giving pooky shit because he and I need to fight and I'm liberal.

also for real though, do people get banned from running for a time if they are nominated but not elected?

no you only get term limited if elected

ah fuck

[VP Baltar]

let's go, VP for pres!

[VP Baltar]

nominate andante for chancellor

[VP Baltar]

I wanted to see framed pooky tbh

he's hitler obv

[VP Baltar]

who we want for chance?

[VP Baltar]

just nominate me

why?

[VP Baltar]

actually fuck it:

nominate peta

[VP Baltar]

VP is slowly entering my sketch radar, why does he not want to run it back with peta?

could be a setup!

[VP Baltar]

i will vote no because VPB has already scum claimed but everyone will ignore me

so desperate for power you will never have fash

[VP Baltar]

fuck yes

[VP Baltar]

can I nominate pooky?

yes

[VP Baltar]

what did you draw VPB

i refuse to be framed

2F, 1L

[VP Baltar]

I trust literally no1 here

Doesn't trust he can beat andante!

do frog tho

[VP Baltar]

let's go

[VP Baltar]

the toad
vp baltar
andante

look at these scumfucks

confirmed lib you sad boy!

[VP Baltar]

that's a no from me!

[VP Baltar]

ya i can't see this as anything but outing

peta, I only trust you. is andy really hitler here?

[VP Baltar]

maybe it is andante

i think it's andante, vp and toad, vp is hitler.

keep in mind, I literally have no idea what I"m doing this game!

Pooky I don't trust. I can see andante hitler and they were distancing maybe?

[VP Baltar]

vote yes or you're fash

[VP Baltar]

i finally voted yes

I'm sorry for every mean thing I ever said.

[VP Baltar]

why the fuck did the libs vote ja on that? are you guys insane?

I am following peta, who may be hitler?

[VP Baltar]

how many libs we passed.

huh?

[VP Baltar]

let's go peta. we are 2 for 2.

[VP Baltar]

ugh, idk how to vote on this.

[VP Baltar]

frog, you voting yes on this?

[VP Baltar]

yeah, I think toad is full of shit.

[VP Baltar]

well well

[VP Baltar]

gonna be funny if toad and frog are both fash

[VP Baltar]

wait guys i have a plan

ok

[VP Baltar]

so we vote no on this frog govt, right?

[VP Baltar]

pooky, who should frogs nominate?

[VP Baltar]

peta definitely passed two liberal policies. Only way he lied twice is if he's hitler.

[VP Baltar]

toad definitely seems scum. I don't believe he would have got fash at that point in the game.

[VP Baltar]

anyway brb food

I also need like 10-15 mins for a work phone call, but I'll try to keep up while on that.

[VP Baltar]

peta definitely passed two liberal policies. Only way he lied twice is if he's hitler.

this isn't true, he could have drawn 2 lib and had to pass one anyway, and he lied about it to frame the players farther down the line.

there is no way IMO peta is hitler because he just sacrificed all of his lib cred to try and keep me out of government.

He voted for a lib police that I sent him.

[VP Baltar]

*policy

[VP Baltar]

nom someone so I can vote no

[VP Baltar]

mmm lets see what happens

how are you voting?

[VP Baltar]

here comes the win!

[VP Baltar]

should I nom pooky?

[VP Baltar]

nominate pooky

[VP Baltar]

I kind of want to just nein all the govs, let it go back all the way to dragon, and then if andante gets passed lib and doesn't play it, dragon knows andante is hitler and can shoot him.

vote yes you fascist

[VP Baltar]

this is risky because i dont think both vp and andante are lib, i think it's just one, so i dont really want to give the vp the "choose pres" ability.

lol himmler over here

[VP Baltar]

I got 3f

[VP Baltar]

i should be prez here

you or andante?

pooky help

[VP Baltar]

nominate andante for pres

[VP Baltar]

peta how you voting?

[VP Baltar]

look, I hand dragons the lib card, if dragons doesn't pass it, I shoot him? easy right?

this seems true

[VP Baltar]

wait you gave me 2F

lol

[VP Baltar]

toad might be hitler

[VP Baltar]

kinda really wanna shoot peta for that end of voting

Peta could be hitler, but he would have had to favor two lib policies off the bat. Toad voted yes there and we know there was one fash voting yes, right?

[VP Baltar]

dont listen to VP lol, theres no way peta is hitler.

I said toad is hitler you nazi

[VP Baltar]

can i be chancellor?????

[VP Baltar]

nominate VP

libs win fools

[VP Baltar]

I have been clear about not really trusting VP why should we ja this

I passed several liberal policies and empowered andante to also pass liberal policies. I couldn't be anymore town

[VP Baltar]

why not nom a fellow fasc to pres, and have them nom hitler?

This

[VP Baltar]

Also if both peta and I were fascists, we wouldn't have passed liberal policies twice LOL

[VP Baltar]

If the team is George/toad/peta, that makes sense.

[VP Baltar]

Also if both peta and I were fascists, we wouldn't have passed liberal policies twice LOL

thios isnt true

I think the odds in that scenario of drawing 3L are pretty slim, no?

I'm not a math person, but that seems ridiculous.

[VP Baltar]

why not nom a fellow fasc to pres, and have them nom hitler?

[VP Baltar]

Frog, I think you might be lib here and sorry I've been boxing you out all game. Let's win this

[VP Baltar]

god damn it. sigh.

[VP Baltar]

literally doesn't matter who george noms, if you Ja that, that is claiming fasc

we probably just lost tbh. that was our chance. We need to get you and dragon back in there probably.

[VP Baltar]

I didn't really trust the last vote.

Nom Andante

I caught up on Pooky's reads and I agree with most of them. I think Andante is good though.

I want to vote yes for this because I trust andante isn't hitler, but I do think George is fash and going to send her 2F

[VP Baltar]

literally doesn't matter who george noms, if you Ja that, that is claiming fasc

we probably just lost tbh. that was our chance. We need to get you and dragon back in there probably.

how the hell did you just lose unless your fasc

because george is probably fash and going to nominate a fascist. only hope is if george is hitler I guess?

[VP Baltar]

lmao

[VP Baltar]

fascists trying to get 6 policies though.

[VP Baltar]

literally doesn't matter who george noms, if you Ja that, that is claiming fasc

we probably just lost tbh. that was our chance. We need to get you and dragon back in there probably.

how the hell did you just lose unless your fasc

because george is probably fash and going to nominate a fascist. only hope is if george is hitler I guess?

why would george get passed?

just one step closer to a fascist policy man.

we could have won easy if you would just trust andante.

[VP Baltar]

I will nein this and it wouldn't pass even if I didn't but, why is George like lockfash now, I'm sorry if I missed an important post

PoE mostly.

[VP Baltar]

objective lib--> fash rankings:

andante
VP
dragon
frog
george
toad

[VP Baltar]

mod, what's the policy count?

[VP Baltar]

objective lib--> fash rankings:

andante
VP
dragon
frog
george
toad

you know i pushed through at least one lib card too right lmao

that's why you're on the lib side! there is only two fash left

[VP Baltar]

toad can if they want to but im not ja ing it

that gives fascists another policy

[VP Baltar]

mod, what's the policy count?

there were 3 liberals and 9 fascist cards left when the deck was last shuffled.

sorry, I mean the score. It's 4/5 for libs. What are the fascists at?

[VP Baltar]

if we are fucked on cards and pass this, where does that leave us frog?

[VP Baltar]

don't nom me! I want another shot with andante or with dragon.

[VP Baltar]

frog you want to be chancellor?

[VP Baltar]

if we are fucked on cards and pass this, where does that leave us frog?

nom hitler and lose.... we play a fasc card... does toad get to shoot?

oh shit, does he?

[VP Baltar]

if we are fucked on cards and pass this, where does that leave us frog?

Didn't two of me/peta/you/toad need to have lied earlier to get the results that we did?

yeah. liars are peta and toad.

[VP Baltar]

Toad obviously lied on the count when he said he got 3F. It made no sense.

[VP Baltar]

if we are fucked on cards and pass this, where does that leave us frog?

nom hitler and lose.... we play a fasc card... does toad get to shoot?

oh shit, does he?

idk I know like nothing about this, the thing says 2/3 so do we get another chance to say no?

yeah, we say no now and the fascists get another policy, so it will be 5/6 for them.

I just don't know how the execute and shit works.

[VP Baltar]

if we are fucked on cards and pass this, where does that leave us frog?

nom hitler and lose.... we play a fasc card... does toad get to shoot?

oh shit, does he?

idk I know like nothing about this, the thing says 2/3 so do we get another chance to say no?

yeah, we say no now and the fascists get another policy, so it will be 5/6 for them.

I just don't know how the execute and shit works.

he doesn't get the execute when the top card is flipped from 2/3.

The top card also has a chance to be a lib.

Toad doesn't get a chance to shoot or remove any more cards from the deck this way.

sorry, so we vote no or yes. I am forgetting the rules and don't feel like reading them

[VP Baltar]

I have not voted yet in case people want to unvote.

[VP Baltar]

frog, how are you voting?

[VP Baltar]

ok, if I'm reading the rules right, the shot only happens if a fascist policy is enacted.

that's going to happen by default if we vote no isn't it?

[VP Baltar]

ok, if I'm reading the rules right, the shot only happens if a fascist policy is enacted.

that's going to happen by default if we vote no isn't it?

no not when it's top decked.

because no one will be elected president at the time the policy is enacted.

no one will be elected president at the time it gets played. no one will get the shot. libs get one more chance in gov to look at the top three.

oh good point. yeah we should vote no.

[VP Baltar]

woooo.

Dragons was fascist! I feel like there was a goof in there?

and fuck yes I called hitler!

[VP Baltar]

thanks for modding datisi and convincing me to play!

[VP Baltar]

<3 Andante for our trust lock even if you trusted hitler at the end

[VP Baltar]

Well at least I can sleep now!

GG liberals, you guys played well, I thought everyone here was a fun player

you too! fun game.

[VP Baltar]

prob libsided too much in the beginning but idk what i was doing

tbf, that bought you a lot of cred through midgame.

[VP Baltar]

it was like, the way Peta asked VP for pres, and with my shot didn't act like he had frogs as maf or whatever like yeah idk, at the end there I was highly doubting if I shot right lol

That was the mvp play! I would have shot wrong at that point