Roles:
You are Joe Burrow, the Tiger King! You came back to Ohio from LSU, but where the hell is the Bengals offensive line? Penei Sewell would be great right now!
You win if Matt Stafford is eliminated, Tom Brady retires, and you avoid elimination the entire game.
If Matt Stafford is currently not eliminated, you can send Trey Henderickson to sack any one player by postingSack: Playernamein the game thread. This ability cannot be used if Matt Stafford is eliminated
If Matt Stafford is eliminated, then you can PM the moderator to throw a touchdown to Jamar Chase because Jalen Ramsey cannot block. This will result in a player of your choosing being eliminated from the game. You can just pm the modEliminate: Player Nameand I will oblige
Good Luck. Go Bengals!
You are Matt Stafford, the Mo Town King! You changed your city just like the rams, but where is Andrew Whitworth? Oh right he is busy winning the Walter Payton Man of the year award!
You win if Joe Burrow is eliminated, Tom Brady retires, and you avoid elimination the entire game.
If Joe Burrow is currently not eliminated, you can send Arron Donald to sack any one player by postingSack: Playernamein the game thread. This ability cannot be used if Joe Burrow is eliminated
If Joe Burrow is eliminated, then you can PM the moderator to throw a touchdown to Cooper Kupp because Eli Apple cannot block. This will result in a player of your choosing being eliminated from the game. You can just pm the modEliminate: Player Nameand I will oblige
Good Luck. Go Rams!
You are Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. The Goat! But where is Antonio Brown? Oh right, let's not talk about that
When you are eliminated from the game, you will retire. You can win the game while retired, but retiring will make Rob Gronkowski sad
If Rob Gronkowski is sad and both Joe Burrow and Matt Stafford are not eliminated, Gronk will spike the ball twice allowing you to eliminate 2 players as you retire. Simply pm the moderator during Twighlight who Gronk is eliminating.
If Rob Gronkowski is sad and only one of Joe Burrow and Matt Stafford is eliminated, Gronk will spike the ball once allowing you to eliminate 1 player as you retire. Simply pm the moderator during Twighlight who Gronk is eliminating.
You win if Joe Burrow and Matt Stafford are eliminated.
If you can't win the Superbowl no one can!
You are a Guard of Joe Burrow who is ______
You win if Tom Brady Retires, Joe Burrow is not eliminated, and Matt Stafford is eliminated.
When a Guard is eliminated, they will be eliminated as Guard. I will not announce the team they play for until the end of the game.
You can win while being eliminated yourself.
Good Luck. Go Bengals!
Locking shortly. This post has been edited just like a Patriots phone text. It even has emojis! A countdown to gametime and rules page will go up soon!You are a Guard of Matt Stafford who is ______
You win if Tom Brady Retires, Matt Stafford is not eliminated, and Joe Burrow is eliminated.
When a Guard is eliminated, they will be eliminated as Guard. I will not announce the team they play for until the end of the game.
You can win while being eliminated yourself.
Good Luck. Go Rams!