secret shitler III [7/7] (liberal victory!)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

/in

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Putin could invade Ukraine by this time next week

We must re-arm Germany

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wait who am i supposed to pick according to the thing

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Pick Enchant

Only he understands the Russian Threat

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Enchant I think we need to focus our attentions on rebuilding the Luftwaffe.

No more buying F-35s from the unreliable Americans

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You should either go for 1xy or 1x by setup

I don't understand any of the words in here

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

GG i was russian spy

I always get fooled by pretty blondes in cute skirts

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

1xy as in 147 136

1x by as in 14 26

You also want to try to avoid TD blocks

ok you might think you've explained things to me

but I don't have any idea what you're saying so uh no

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

GG i was russian spy

I always get fooled by pretty blondes in cute skirts

hahaha

Wait what...

isn't your avatar a cute blonde in a cute dress?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok no need for more gobbledygook strategy talk

let us pass the government so we can begin to rebuild germany

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

under the robe is a cute dress

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

don't worry toad nobody understands the arcane language RC is trying to brainwash us with

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

just nod and smile

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ok how can it take this long to pass government #1

I got a superbowl to watch I can't be here for 5 hours

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

pooky didn't choose me? NEIN!

I'll pick you next time sexy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i got 2f 1l

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i am sad enchant did not pick the f policy i gave her

missed oppurtunity

Putin's army advances closer to the border

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Term Limits prevent me from ruling Germany forever

We need to eliminate the constitution after we execute all of the liberal traitor scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

It's like he's speaking a completely different language.

*nods along*

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I believe in Beorge Bailey to do the right thing

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

whats a dropper

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I believe in Beorge Bailey to do the right thing

Does this right thing include red laws

Someone needs to rearm germany

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok seriously I can't stay here for like 2 hours listening to Professor Cowbell explain SH strategy and words we don't understand can we just blitz this alrdy

we're already doing p good lets just go go go go go

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i would definitely give my chancellor the opportunity to re-arm Germany

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I believe in Andante

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I didn't even know andante opposed that government

mb she's bad lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I believe in Andante

Eww

don't worry, we can test pooky here.

my body is ready

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

2f

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

WOW IVE BEEN FUCKING SET UP BY A DIRTY FASCIST

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I SHOULDVE LISTENED TO PROFESSOR COWBELL HOLY SHIT

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im absolutely livid

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

WOW IVE BEEN FUCKING SET UP BY A DIRTY FASCIST

Keep shitting lies bear!

shut your dirty fascist mouth

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im absolutely livid

I thought you were trying to arm germany?

I am!

but I will not have this scumbag fascist frame me while doing it!!!!!!!!!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

we dont even know if this VPB scumbag got 3f or 2f 1l fuck

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VP is also bad

What makes you take Pooky's side?

pooky was already in office before, good outcome, I'm inclined to believe him

TRUTH

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also VP is doing exactly what cook did to me yesterday and I think Pooky has the same reaction I did

ANDY KNOWS WHATS UP

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Hey 3 aka VP Baltar

When you call 42 lib lib that means 1 is 75% fascist

Why do you want 31 to play over 43

can you just use people's names? I cannot track who you are trying to reference.

STOP TRYING TO PLAY DUMB FASCIST SCUM

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also VP is doing exactly what cook did to me yesterday and I think Pooky has the same reaction I did

ANDY KNOWS WHATS UP

and you didn't wanna run for office together... just saying

I AM SO SORRY ANDY

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Imo Pooky gived me 1L 2F so i consider him good

hot babe speaking up for me <3

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Imo Pooky gived me 1L 2F so i consider him good

this was his set up. Pooky may even be hitler here.

Look at the way Pooky and andante are running interference for each other to spam the thread. Classic pooky scum play.

shut your fascist mouth

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VPB probably reads Mein Kampf every night before bed

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VPB + Toad + ????

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

can we hurry this up

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

a russian hypersonic missile can hit berlin in 11 minutes

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Am i getting sed if i don't get a gov

I want 3 people to say they ja me for se

i will ja you because you were right about vpb

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ill sheep rc

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

pls hurry up i need to re-arm germany b4 the superbowl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this seems the right call

look at fasc-scum baltar busy sucking up to Cowbell lololol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

its pretty likely at 6-2

i dont know if baltar got 3f or 2f 1l tho

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

6-2 is 35.7% p-value actually less than 50%

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

RC is locktown cuz Baltar is a fucking scumbag

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

don't waste investigation on RC

just investigate me

me town => baltar scum => rc town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Enchant is lib unless they got 3L cards and had no choice with pooky.

what is this nonsense

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Because if 4 and 2 conflict and 76 blue we have no future government

ah ok.

THERES NOT A CHANCE IN HELL THIS BALTARSCUMBAG UNDERSTOOD A WORD IN THAT SENTENCE HES FAKING IT

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

seriously can we hurry up i g2g soon and the russians are fueling their missiles

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

BRO R WE WASTING TIME WAITING FOR SOME DUDE WHO DOESNT even kNOW ITS HIS TURN LOLOLOL

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seriously this game is taking 3x as long as it needs to just take ur damn turns

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

TOAD IS LOCKSCUUUUUUUUUUM

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

HURRY UP YOU AMPHIBIAN SCUM ITs NOT LIkE We TrUST YOUR INestIGATION ANYWAY

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I mean, I'm definitely liberal and yall are all convinced I'm fascist, no one really cares my thoughts on who fascist is, sooooo whatever. fasc has the investigate so it literally doesn't matter, toad will investigate anyone outside me pooky and call them innocent

I'm not even the president how did you manage to work your unusually passionate scumread of me into this post

Like, you're literally not even paying attention to the game just yelling back at me that im fascist

seriously this game is taking 3x as long as it needs to just take ur damn turns

fascists trying to run the game state.

go back to reading mein kampf

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

DONT LET THAT AMPHIBIAN TOUCH ANyTHING

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Scum Team: VP + Toad + ???

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

George could be hitler here too.

vpb desperate

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absolute waste of an invest

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VPB FASCIST SCUM TOTALLY JUST TROLLING

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

EXCUSES

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RC HURRY UP PLS I HAVE TO GO FIGHT ON THE FRONT LINES IN UKRAINE

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

George could be hitler here too.

vpb desperate

why would that be desperate? uh oh, I think you scumslipped

you're literally throwing random shit at a wall atp

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

RC please pick me... let me prove my innocence to someone

RC trust in Andy pls

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

shut the fuck up fascist scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i need to do some chores but ive already informed datisi i ja anything rc proposes

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

andy is a good choice

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

easiest game of my life.

baltar MALDING

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

give to rc

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i alrdy voted yes

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i trust andy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i fucking knew toad was a fasc scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

who can i trust

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc tell me who to pick

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i need approval from my supreme leader cowbell dude

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc wake the fuck up i gotta go soon

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc can i pick andy pls

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im trying to get the votes dear

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i dont know wtf td means

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

but i have literally 10 more minutes left tops so can we just do whatever we r going to do

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc can i pick andante?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc i am literally running out of time pls give me a decision

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc i am literally running out of time pls give me a decision

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc i am literally running out of time pls give me a decision

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

just tell me what to do dude

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

he didnt tell me who to pick bruh

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rccccccccccccc

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

can we just unanim TD to RC? like what r we doing

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i dont trust u fasc scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Vote for Unanimous TD to RC

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

seriously i have to leave in 4 minutes

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

who the fuck cares RC said to do it just quote it

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok i really gtg now gg

hope we win