VARSOON VARIETY HOUR : GAME SCRAPPED

[Shining Dreamers]

Screw it, catch up post off the top of my head, go!
I don't understand how A50 does not have ANY reads as of his last post, and in my limited experiences with him, this seems off. He usually seems confident to me. This is absurd.
VOTE: Almost50
Micc is limited in posting, might be a townlean considering he has good content but I just feel like there's so little. OTM is trying to gamesolve, he's town. Venmar is either trolling or just doesn't care about anything. It's odd. Iceconum feels like he is soft feeling who he can push. I don't like it. Taly is another case of not having much going on. Like, avoiding doing anything too AI but did claim early. I know the Kiana/Titus hydra seems like it's pretty okay but I need more for a full read. Maid Cafe who is someone and Beeboy seems decent, not great. Chara has said really weird shit, but I don't know it's play style outside of an ongoing game with it right now, may just be a weird thing. Reasonably Rational seems to be good. They are thinking, they are reasoning, they are sharing with the class from what I recall. Rest I can't remember having strong feelings either way at this point.
-Tibor

Yeah I can’t shake the feeling Tibor/Lumia is scum.

You need to differentiate between "bad" and "scum". 727 is easily the worst post in the entire game by leagues. It is certifiably terrible. A bad post of bad posts, and it's not an isolated incident; Tibor and Lumia's posting has in fact been filled with such posts.

...However, that having been said. It was bad in a way which doesn't say scum to me. There's scum-bad, and then there's town-bad. This was town-bad. I can differentiate between the two if need be but would prefer you trust me on this.

Is it bad I town read Dunnstral for the timing of his "hi" post? Because I do and according to Maki that's really stupid
~B

It's actually not; this is the towniest post you've made the entire game and is a sentiment I happen to agree with.

VOTE: Micc

~B

This is the lazyman's vote: Micc is a scum looking for a town player to mislynch's best friend. What I mean by that is, Micc is disproportionately likely to be town...but he is a player that even his strongest proponents for defending him have very little they can do or say in the way of advocating for his townness, whereas in contrast he has plenty which can be used to push for a lynch on him.

He isn't, however, qualified as EITHER lynchbait OR low-hanging fruit. He's not someone people think is an "easy target". He is someone who there is cause to go after, and yet there is no fallout for having gone after him and no fallout from being wrong on him. In other words. Micc is the scum's dream mislynch. A player that can be voted while looking town in voting him.

Understandably, you might then be able to reasonably infer my opinion of this vote is not high!

I am taking a break from this game mostly today.

~B

AKA making an excuse to lurk and get away with it.

[Varsoon]

Purple Heart (Hydra : Alise & Taly) replaces Alisae.

[Varsoon]

"Whip the Xs, Pinch the Os,
What we're building, no one knows!"

Flavor Text : Steamflogger Boss

VOTECOUNT 1.14

Micc (4):

Maid Cafe, Purple Heart, Bronya Zaychik, [Champion of the Parish]

Skybird (2):

OnTheMark, Chara

Purple Heart (1):

Shining Dreamers

Maid Cafe (1):

Skybird

Gamma Emerald (1):

Venmar

Chara (1):

Iconeum

OnTheMark (1):

baku and munna

Shining Dreamers (1):

Creature

Iconeum (1):

Gamma Emerald

Not Voting (5):

Almost50, Reasonably Rational, SnarkySnowman, Dunnstral, Micc

Creatures (2):

Elemental, Mother of Runes

With 17 Alive, it takes 9 to Lynch.
Deadline

:(expired on 2018-03-27 20:30:00)

Mother of Runes has Protection from Black.
Creatures in play: (Champion of the Parish) (Elemental) (Mother of Runes)

Spoiler: List of all Spells in play

Champion of the Parish
Creature
CREATURE SPELLS MAY BE CAST DURING ANY PHASE. THIS SPELL COSTS one White mana to cast.
Creature spells have public effects and stay in effect until removed from the game. This creature gains votes equal to the number of creatures you control. This creature's total casting cost is equal to the number of creatures you control. I stand for every cobbler, tamer, and fool in this town--and they stand for me.

Elemental
Creature
Creature spells have public effects and stay in effect until removed from the game. This Creature may vote.

Mother of Runes
Creature
Creature SPELLS MAY BE CAST DURING ANY PHASE. This spell costs one White mana to cast.
Creature spells have public effects and stay in effect until removed from the game. When you cast this Spell, choose a color and target a Creature. Until the end of the next Night Phase, that Creature is immune to Spells and effects of that color. You may repeat this ability at the start of each Day phase that Mother of Runes is in play.

[Reasonably Rational]

I'm disappointed in you Varsoon.

-Cerb

[Shining Dreamers]

VOTE: Reasonably Rational

[Purple Heart]

Taly wanted to come back
I said sure
what is the worst that can happen.

[Reasonably Rational]

Oh, no, that' snot why I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed because Varsoon didn't take the page top.

-Cerb

[Purple Heart]

I know thats why your disapointed.
He's like
the worst mod ever
gosh
can't even pagetop correctly.

[Varsoon]

Oh, no, that' snot why I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed because Varsoon didn't take the page top.

-Cerb

I'm disappointed in all the players who know how much OCD I have about it and persist in posting back-to-back when it gets close.
And by disappointed, I mean unjustifiably nettled.

[Purple Heart]

Taly wanted to come back
I said sure
what is the worst that can happen.

Life happened, and my absence like this will not be a trend at all.

This head is going to read through the thread again and will productively post soon.

~ Taly

[Purple Heart]

AKA making an excuse to lurk and get away with it.

Oh look more scumposting.
Hell all of the posts directed to Bee is high quality scumposting.

[Shining Dreamers]

grand themes: what knowledge the scum has about the setup that town does not, and how they use it.

Hint:

@everyone also important note, if you have the ability to kill another player please opt to use another card if possible.
There are 8 planes to see across 8 days and I want to visit all of them.
~B

Why is it that literally only my scumreads (e.g. Maid Cafe, Reasonably Rational) make reference to the planes and yet literally nobody else is talking about them?

Nothing anywhere as far as I can tell indicates planes are in any way shape or form actually important.
And yet......

[Reasonably Rational]

@Creature: can you save your lie detect please? I want to claim something once I get Drixx's approval, and I think it would be best if you were able to check it.

-Cerb

pedit:

Holy shit Mastin.

Seriously?

One fucking sec.

[Reasonably Rational]

"PLANECHASE"

When the game begins, all players assume the role of 'Planeswalkers' on the plane of Dominaria.
However, at the start of each new day, all players will begin in a new plane.
Each plane represents a different world or universe in the multiverse, and will come with its own set of unique rules specific to that plane.

These unique planar rules will often influence player's mana growth, mana use, and spell card effects.
While some of these changes are incredibly drastic and border on what may be considered 'bastard' by some, this is not a bastard game.

DOES THAT MAKE THEM IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR YOU?

-Cerb

[Purple Heart]

grand themes: what knowledge the scum has about the setup that town does not, and how they use it.

Hint:

@everyone also important note, if you have the ability to kill another player please opt to use another card if possible.
There are 8 planes to see across 8 days and I want to visit all of them.
~B

Why is it that literally only my scumreads (e.g. Maid Cafe, Reasonably Rational) make reference to the planes and yet literally nobody else is talking about them?

Nothing anywhere as far as I can tell indicates planes are in any way shape or form actually important.
And yet......

Litterally walking obvscum.
You cannot obvscum harder then this.
You just
can't.

--

@Creature: can you save your lie detect please? I want to claim something once I get Drixx's approval, and I think it would be best if you were able to check it.

-Cerb

pedit:

Holy shit Mastin.

Seriously?

One fucking sec.

She's scum imo.

[Chara]

Nothing anywhere as far as I can tell indicates planes are in any way shape or form actually important.
And yet......

Varsoon's posts about the game?
them being the focus of one of his drop-downs about the setup?
that there may be bastard-esque elements of the game tied to the planes mechanic?

[Reasonably Rational]

No, it's shit like that which makes me think she doesn't actually scumread me. I don't think mastin actually uses that shit as a point against my slot if she's legitimately trying to get me lynched at some point.

-Cerb

[Shining Dreamers]

Hmm our mana ability doesn't work the way I thought it did.
~B

Funny how that seems to work, innit?

[Purple Heart]

No, it's shit like that which makes me think she doesn't actually scumread me. I don't think mastin actually uses that shit as a point against my slot if she's legitimately trying to get me lynched at some point.

-Cerb

Ok but like
mastina is literally open wolfing and claiming scum in every possible post she can.

[Venmar]

Kind of catching up again, I'm on page 65 and I'm confused as to why everyone is garbage posting

[Shining Dreamers]

pedit:@MC: You probably have the coolest spells.

I actually think mine would be rather helpful in fucking scum over (specifically I can fuck any scum strategy with cards over) if not for the fact of YOU KNOW MY MANA HAVING BEING STOLEN. (Well, lost, butstill.)

wow. does Varsoon hate you?

The answer to this is yes given that the ability I thought was broken we have is actually so ridiculously weak as to be utterly worthless altogether.

Sadly, V hates town and scum equally so. Doesn't give an indication of their alignment.

Pedit: Sarcasm doesn’t suit you Cerb.

It really doesn't!

I think Taly should copy Chara to see if the miller thing is fake. Not really show how useful that is though since Chara could just be a scum miller
~B

Obligatory reminder that Maid Cafe is scum.

[Chara]

actually beeboy, i do want you to talk about what the scum response to you pressing for a rolecop would be.

like. if not to retract the wayward claim.

[Shining Dreamers]

i don't want to be towncleared. in fact i was happy to be miller because it meant i couldn't be. it's like drawing a reverse IC.

Unfortunately for you, as town you suck at trying to be untown.

Hrm.... Chara you got anything to do other than talking about being a miller?

You got anything to do other than talk about Chara being a miller? Like...literally anything at all?

Regarding the Taly thing: that's obviously a dumb thing to do, the only reason why it's a consideration is because multiple people suspect them, therefore if the lynch is going to happen eventually, best if at some point prior to it happening they checked Chara.

The thing which makes this stupid tho is that Chara is transparently town and thus using any investigative on Chara and so much as suggesting it is tantamount to a scumclaim. Even rolecopping a miller. Because we don't need the rolecop to verify that Chara is a miller. We already know it to be fact because Chara is town and transparently so.

Thus suggesting the rolecop there is blatantly a scumfuck move.

[Reasonably Rational]

i don't want to be towncleared. in fact i was happy to be miller because it meant i couldn't be. it's like drawing a reverse IC.

Unfortunately for you, as town you suck at trying to be untown.

Hrm.... Chara you got anything to do other than talking about being a miller?

You got anything to do other than talk about Chara being a miller? Like...literally anything at all?

Regarding the Taly thing: that's obviously a dumb thing to do, the only reason why it's a consideration is because multiple people suspect them, therefore if the lynch is going to happen eventually, best if at some point prior to it happening they checked Chara.

The thing which makes this stupid tho is that Chara is transparently town and thus using any investigative on Chara and so much as suggesting it is tantamount to a scumclaim. Even rolecopping a miller. Because

we don't need the rolecop to verify that Chara is a miller.

We already know it to be fact because Chara is town and transparently so.

Thus suggesting the rolecop there is blatantly a scumfuck move.

mastina, the bolded is wrong. It's always superior to have mechanical confirmation of a suspect role like miller, than to solely go off of play, IF you have the option to do so.

-Cerb

[Venmar]

eh i think im going to change my vote to the guy that has been all voice and... that's it

vote: reasonably rational