VARSOON VARIETY HOUR : GAME SCRAPPED

[OnTheMark]

My point is that because there are no "hints" refering to a 9th plane
said 9th plane does not exist.

17 players. The game cannot mathematically have 9 days.

Thank towniness.

Barring failed kills.

-Cerb

Even failed kills it is literally impossible. For this I am making the assumption 4 scum and for ease of argument no vigs or modkills

Assume days 1-7 we lynch all town craptastically. Then day 8 is 10 alive, 6 town 4 scum. You’d have to have scum not submit a single kill in that case. No way 7 kills get blocked and we never lynch scum. Like that case is so astronomically rare I will discard it for you because Varsoon wouldn’t make a game without nightkills.

You’re free to argue that a 9th is still possible but it’s odds are so remote if we get to a day 9 then Varsoon just has the last day be on the godly plane of infinite mana or some bullshit like that I think that’s an mtg thing?

[Bronya Zaychik]

Like you two are just beating a dead horse at this point.

When Alisae calls Mark a dead horse, you know that she has given up on him. RIP.

[OnTheMark]

Your notes are good but nobody can parse a mindmap like that. We want you to send it to the translator and then to the secretary to present them meaningfully. Unfortunately this a solo game so you have to play all roles of translator and secretary. You need to be doing that.

LEAVE IT ALONE MY GOD.

and yes, I did pick it :3

Already am. I have intentionally ignored the last question from the slot too.

[Bronya Zaychik]

So, Venmar, why now and not earlier?

-Cerb

because it's silly now

eh i think im going to change my vote to the guy that has been all voice and... that's it

vote: reasonably rational

BUT CAN I INTEREST YOU
IN MICC?

for 2 anime coins, maybe

Reasonably Rational will never get majority.

I agree with the read but it’s a horrible vote.

You and I will never outspeak Cerb. Unless someone well liked and respected hops on the wagon is done, unfortunately.

I would never vote RR D1 barring no other options. Everytime I play against him, it's a mental chess match and an enjoyable challenge. Even when he mislynched me as town, it was an enjoyable challenge and I understood why. There's very little that would have me lynch RR because I feel that they are advantageous for town.

Plus I have an ace up my sleeve! Though mastina slot is already on the wagon! But mastina head probably isn't the one that placed the vote. :p

-Cerb

Well would it help if I voted you?

[Bronya Zaychik]

Please ignore me signing irregularly. It is not game relevant.

~Titus

[Bronya Zaychik]

Your notes are good but nobody can parse a mindmap like that. We want you to send it to the translator and then to the secretary to present them meaningfully. Unfortunately this a solo game so you have to play all roles of translator and secretary. You need to be doing that.

LEAVE IT ALONE MY GOD.

and yes, I did pick it :3

Already am. I have intentionally ignored the last question from the slot too.

We are trying to help you become an asset to town and you are trying to troll us. Shame.

~Kiana

[Bronya Zaychik]

So, Venmar, why now and not earlier?

-Cerb

because it's silly now

eh i think im going to change my vote to the guy that has been all voice and... that's it

vote: reasonably rational

BUT CAN I INTEREST YOU
IN MICC?

for 2 anime coins, maybe

Reasonably Rational will never get majority.

I agree with the read but it’s a horrible vote.

You and I will never outspeak Cerb. Unless someone well liked and respected hops on the wagon is done, unfortunately.

Plus I have an ace up my sleeve! Though mastina slot is already on the wagon! But mastina head probably isn't the one that placed the vote. :p

-Cerb

You literally can’t. There is no role that provides an ace up the sleeve. It’s why I don’t give a shit about what people claim. There is no deck or rational basis. Roles are not alignment indicative.

Hell you could be a scum with what would be the scum equivalent of an IC and just claim IC. Until and unless a moderator confirms someone as town I don’t give a monkey’s butt what you claim I don’t care about mechanics in terms of alignment. So no you don’t have an ace and if you believe you do save it don’t fucking talk about it now.

Mark, please chill. We all have goals and strategies. I've had irregular roles, maybe Cerb does too.

~Titus

[Bronya Zaychik]

I see the exact same patterns in what you're doing as what RC would do to ruin games and become scum MVP.
Do NOT compare me and RC as scum. What we do is notably different from each other. In a scum game, I rely on a thread lynching itself. Scum is remarkably easy on MS because all I have to do is wait for bad as fuck points and agree with them. You sell people what they want as scum. As town, it's notably different. I don't sell people what they want, I point out what I think we NEED.

I wasn't comparing RC and you as scum. I was comparing RC and you as town. RC-town throws games and becomes an additional scum member of the team, doing more damage to town than the actual scum had. Just ask Alisae or Chara for the proof. I am really hoping that you do not do the same. You aren't even half as bad but I want to stop this behavior early. Titus and co are ready to give up on you, but I am not yet. However, you are really pushing it.

~Kiana

[OnTheMark]

I have spent months trying to do things “Titus’s way” and her “advice” I would rather just not play then do things “her way” which involves never disagreeing with her or having my own playstyle.

My townreads agree with me and I am forming a block. That’s good enough for me. I am not her and she is not me.

I don’t want to be an “asset”. I want to be helpful and transparent. If that means never playing in a Titus game again ever so be it.

[OnTheMark]

I am done discussing this with you and further attempts will result in me ignoring any post your slot has ever.

[Bronya Zaychik]

(P.S. Alisae while this may sound like a parody I AM taking your Micc case under consideration too) (I just figured Kiana can't say "I'm not doing a case" when I use like 90% of your words lol)

...

Alisae phrased her post in that way to get people to read it while sounding lighthearted, but it was an entirely serious attempt to case Micc and get him lynched. What you're doing (parodying her to make a point) is not only rude to Alisae but also makes yourself difficult to take seriously. Not to mention, your evidence presented from Skybird doesn't even fit the point

Alisae

you are trying to make. If you are doing this for the sole purpose to spite Titus, please stop wasting your time.

~Kiana

[OnTheMark]

My point is that because there are no "hints" refering to a 9th plane
said 9th plane does not exist.

17 players. The game cannot mathematically have 9 days.

Thank towniness.

Barring failed kills.

-Cerb

or consecutive no lynches if town is REALLY dumb enough.

Talk with me about the anime Knox’s 8th is from.

Or some read. Literally anything please?

[Bronya Zaychik]

Kiana, forget it.

Let's skype out our own read wall.

~Titus

[Bronya Zaychik]

I have spent months trying to do things “Titus’s way” and her “advice” I would rather just not play then do things “her way” which involves never disagreeing with her or having my own playstyle.

My townreads agree with me and I am forming a block. That’s good enough for me. I am not her and she is not me.

I don’t want to be an “asset”. I want to be helpful and transparent. If that means never playing in a Titus game again ever so be it.

I am no longer talking about "Titus's way". Maybe you both have some sibling rivalry issues but I don't want to bring that linen into this game. Now, I want you to do things my way, which is the right way, which is why Titus has the same conclusions. I agree with her criticisms so far and to be honest I facepalmed when reading your posts on my bed.

Being an asset involves you being helpful and transparent. You are currently not helpful and, maybe I wouldn't say not-transparent, but the way you're presenting your ideas is obfuscated.


~Kiana

[OnTheMark]

So I hear the Jets got the this round pick from the Colts. Probably want a franchise QB.

[Bronya Zaychik]

OTM - Locktown
Bee - Locktown
Chara - Locktown
Venmar - I townread it
LolSnowman - I townread it
A50 - I think this is town?

RR - Townleaning but ultimately have no opinion, and I think its better this way.
Creature - Is Creature locktown yet I should be able to tell but I'm incompetent.

Dunn - Lol
Random - Haven't read a single post.
Skyburd - Haven't read a single post.

Titus - Headaches
Icon - Could be scum

Mastina - DIE THE DEATH
Libor - SENTENCE TO DEATH
Micc - GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH

I feel offended that my slot is only known as "Titus" to you. Like, what am I, chopped liver?

~Kiana

[Reasonably Rational]

My point is that because there are no "hints" refering to a 9th plane
said 9th plane does not exist.

17 players. The game cannot mathematically have 9 days.

Thank towniness.

Barring failed kills.

-Cerb

or consecutive no lynches if town is REALLY dumb enough.

Talk with me about the anime Knox’s 8th is from.

Or some read. Literally anything please?

I don't know what anime Knox's 8th is from.

Also, I'm currently watching Yuri on Ice at the recommendation at one of my favorite people in the whole world, so it's difficult to talk about mafia things simultaneously.

I think you and Bronya should all chillax. 15 other players yo, let's talk about them. 14 if you subtract Skybird, since that's caused much of the problem.

-Cerb

[Purple Heart]

My point is that because there are no "hints" refering to a 9th plane
said 9th plane does not exist.

17 players. The game cannot mathematically have 9 days.

Thank towniness.

Barring failed kills.

-Cerb

or consecutive no lynches if town is REALLY dumb enough.

Talk with me about the anime Knox’s 8th is from.

Or some read. Literally anything please?

Knox's Decaloge was created by Monsignor Ronald A. Knox. It serves as the guide for detective fiction for its time.
the Red references Umineko's Red Truth.

If you want to talk reads I'll wait for you to talk to me about Micc or Libor
you could elaborate on your mastina read if you wish.
I'm having a hard time seeing mastina's most recent posts as town motivated posts.

[Purple Heart]

OTM - Locktown
Bee - Locktown
Chara - Locktown
Venmar - I townread it
LolSnowman - I townread it
A50 - I think this is town?

RR - Townleaning but ultimately have no opinion, and I think its better this way.
Creature - Is Creature locktown yet I should be able to tell but I'm incompetent.

Dunn - Lol
Random - Haven't read a single post.
Skyburd - Haven't read a single post.

Titus - Headaches
Icon - Could be scum

Mastina - DIE THE DEATH
Libor - SENTENCE TO DEATH
Micc - GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH

I feel offended that my slot is only known as "Titus" to you. Like, what am I, chopped liver?

~Kiana

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SORRY ITS JUST TITUS IS WHAT CAME UP AT THE TIME I'M SORRY
PLEASE FORGIVE ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[OnTheMark]

OTM - Locktown
Bee - Locktown
Chara - Locktown
Venmar - I townread it
LolSnowman - I townread it
A50 - I think this is town?

RR - Townleaning but ultimately have no opinion, and I think its better this way.
Creature - Is Creature locktown yet I should be able to tell but I'm incompetent.

Dunn - Lol
Random - Haven't read a single post.
Skyburd - Haven't read a single post.

Titus - Headaches
Icon - Could be scum

Mastina - DIE THE DEATH
Libor - SENTENCE TO DEATH
Micc - GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH

I feel offended that my slot is only known as "Titus" to you. Like, what am I, chopped liver?

~Kiana

No you’re contributing to making the thread toxic as fuck by reviving a dead conversation. So yes right now you are chopped liver. You’re asking me to do something I find impossible, repeatedly which is pissing me off. Calling it simple doesn’t make it so to me. Saying that I am being patronizing when I do my best at what you ask doesn’t make it so. Continuing this conversation is toxic. I will not. If you wish you may spam about a topic you find fun but if you don’t I will talk draft strategies or nfl or something light hearted if you direct a post at me about a read wall or how I should post.

[Bronya Zaychik]

Creature
OnTheMark
Reasonably Rational (Hydra: Cerberus v666 & Drixx)
Venmar
Almost50

Maid Cafe (Hydra: Maki & Beeboy)
Shining Dreamers (Hydra: Yume & Mastina)
Tibor and Lumia (Hydra: brassherald & Gamma Emerald)
Alisae
Dunnstral
Iconeum
SnarkySnowman
Bronya Zaychik (Hydra: Titus & Kiana Kaslana)

Skybird
Micc
Baku and Munna (Hydra: Randomidget & Shiro)

How do you still not have a read on us when we are one of the most vocal players in the game, and it is page 70.

Oh, it's the Chara trick? It's the Chara trick, isn't it. Alright.

But still, talk to us.

~Kiana

[OnTheMark]

My point is that because there are no "hints" refering to a 9th plane
said 9th plane does not exist.

17 players. The game cannot mathematically have 9 days.

Thank towniness.

Barring failed kills.

-Cerb

or consecutive no lynches if town is REALLY dumb enough.

Talk with me about the anime Knox’s 8th is from.

Or some read. Literally anything please?

Knox's Decaloge was created by Monsignor Ronald A. Knox. It serves as the guide for detective fiction for its time.
the Red references Umineko's Red Truth.

If you want to talk reads I'll wait for you to talk to me about Micc or Libor
you could elaborate on your mastina read if you wish.
I'm having a hard time seeing mastina's most recent posts as town motivated posts.

Sure let’s do that give me a sec!

[Bronya Zaychik]

OTM - Locktown
Bee - Locktown
Chara - Locktown
Venmar - I townread it
LolSnowman - I townread it
A50 - I think this is town?

RR - Townleaning but ultimately have no opinion, and I think its better this way.
Creature - Is Creature locktown yet I should be able to tell but I'm incompetent.

Dunn - Lol
Random - Haven't read a single post.
Skyburd - Haven't read a single post.

Titus - Headaches
Icon - Could be scum

Mastina - DIE THE DEATH
Libor - SENTENCE TO DEATH
Micc - GREAT EQUALIZER IS THE DEATH

I feel offended that my slot is only known as "Titus" to you. Like, what am I, chopped liver?

~Kiana

No you’re contributing to making the thread toxic as fuck by reviving a dead conversation. So yes right now you are chopped liver. You’re asking me to do something I find impossible, repeatedly which is pissing me off. Calling it simple doesn’t make it so to me. Saying that I am being patronizing when I do my best at what you ask doesn’t make it so. Continuing this conversation is toxic. I will not. If you wish you may spam about a topic you find fun but if you don’t I will talk draft strategies or nfl or something light hearted if you direct a post at me about a read wall or how I should post.

I was talking to Alisae, not you. Don't garcia.

~Kiana

[Bronya Zaychik]

I think Iconeum, Shining and Micc might be scum. Just moonlogic. Thoughts RR?

~Titus

[Bronya Zaychik]

eh i think im going to change my vote to the guy that has been all voice and... that's it

vote: reasonably rational