VARSOON VARIETY HOUR : GAME SCRAPPED

[baku and munna]

"Reality travelling extraordinary mafia "

Actually

Plane chase mafia could be it.

[Purple Heart]

"Cerberus bullies alisae the mafia game"

[Purple Heart]

I did nothing wrong
REEEEEEEE

[Reasonably Rational]

"Cerberus bullies alisae the mafia game"

<3

ILU. Sorry. I just keep seeing people who I expect to say protown things saying things that I find to just be anti-town. :-/

Love mafia
Joy mafia
Sharing mafia
Planechase Mafia

-Cerb

[Purple Heart]

"Cerberus loves Alisae the Mafia Game"

[Reasonably Rational]

Of all of the planes in the Multiverse, Dominaria is said to be the most important. It isn't just the abundance of mana or the plane's tumultuous history that carries allure for the planeswalkers that end up there--it is also the single plane that holds all others in place, serving as a lynchpin for reality as we know it. If this Nexus of the Multiverse were to be meet its end, untold catastrophe would be wrought, bringing about what would surely be the destruction of all planes. In the past, the mere existence of the god-like planeswalkers and their cataclysmic spells caused such strain to Dominaria that it was almost torn asunder. Only through giving up their infinite power were the planeswalkers able to mend the rifts that they had torn into Dominaria. Since then, new planeswalkers have arisen, and while not nearly as powerful as their predecessors, they have found themselves upon Dominaria once more, battling for control of the plane. This is their story.

Controlling the plane of Dominaria meant controlling mana itself--many banded together to try to thwart those who would bring devastation to the plane, but alliances were as quick to shatter as they were to form. The volatility of magic turned trust into a fickle thing and it was not long until many were marching what they thought to be a righteous crusade against Chandra Nalaar. Even Chandra's prodigious control of flame could not save her. In a last attempt to change fate, she pointed to the horizon, trying to warn of an unseen foe, but she was run through with a magical blade. The champion that had struck her down looked confused, his own sword having been shaped into a much more potent artifact at the last moment. He staggered backwards, following Chandra's last gesture towards the horizon, only to fail to catch his breath as the sky filled with Eldritch monstrosities. The Eldrazi had, somehow, broken free of their prisons and they were here.

As Chandra's corpse fell limp, the once-sealed rifts on Dominaria opened again. Those who knew of the calamity before them were only certain of one thing--this plane, and reality as they knew it, were coming to an end.

Flooding forth like a tidal wave of writhing flesh, the Eldrazi brood cascaded over the plains and hills, scouring all life in their wake. The Planeswalkers, whom had previously been so consumed in their interpersonal strife, found themselves back-to-back, relying on each other merely to survive. The onslaught seemed unending as meaty tendrils and chitinous spikes flirted through armor and flesh as if there were no difference between the two. Eventually, a lone Planeswalker, calling upon the strength of Dominaria herself, seeking energy from every heartbeat that desired refuge, called forth vindication from the will of millions under siege. A mighty star rose into the sky, pulsing with purifying light, engulfing the horde and the Planeswalker's armies alike. The miniature Sun then shrunk back in on itself, collapsing into a void that took away the armies and the Eldrazi, stripped the land of its enchantments and magical splendor, and left naught in its wake but the Planeswalkers themselves.

All Creatures, Artifacts, and Enchantments have been removed from the game. There are currently no Spell cards in play.

Before anyone could start to make sense of what happened, the next calamity split the sky. Where the great work of magic had been spun, a rift in the plane was torn. Reality itself was coming undone, and this most recent attempt to save everyone may have been the very act that doomed them. The sheer weight and gravity of the spell that had been cast was too much for the already weakened fabric of space itself. The Planeswalkers tried to find who had cast this spell and wrought this fate, only to discover the corpse of Dovin Baan. While all of the other Planeswalkers had floundered in their valor or vigilance, Dovin Baan had responded, all while skewed by a long Eldrazi talon. Pulling the sharp implement from the deceased Planeswalker's heart, the solemn few could do nothing but grieve for this hero and the end of reality. The rift grew larger by the second, engulfing the sky, the seas, and even the ground the survivors stood on. One by one, landmarks faded into the distance. Like ash taking to the breeze, the Planeswalkers themselves were struck from sight. Even their memories waned to dust. Eventually, everything had become nothing.

When they opened their eyes, they found themselves in a frigid, cavernous place. Old structures surrounded them, but it all felt familiar. Of course it was. Why would the cold even be surprising? It had always been cold in Snowden. The monsters went about their lives, decorating the tree and giddily gossiping about what presents might be there once they wake up. After all, the denizens of the Underground had lived down here for centuries. Ever since the war with the Humans, monsters had to eek out what they could underground. It's not all bad, though--sure, the ruins are full of perilous puzzles and Snowdin's cold was harsh and the swamps weren't great, but there was a place for everyone to call 'Home' in the Underground. Everything seemed fine. I mean, Everything would be fine if that human hadn't come by recently. Since they came, folks have been disappearing.

disappearing? someone disappeared? oh, yeah, i vaguely remember that. huh, you've already figured this all out, haven't you? i suspected something like this. you're always acting like you know what's going to happen.

You think you are above consequences.

More resources gathered together in one place.

Multiverse Mafia

-Cerb

[Purple Heart]

THATS IT
MULTIVERSE MAFIA

[Purple Heart]

What happened next was pretty unexpected. The detestable scum that had very likely done Alphys in? Well--
I OFFERED THEM A CHANCE AT SALVATION, NYEH HEH HEH!!! TO BE HONEST, I WAS A LITTLE AFRAID... BUT THEY'RE ALREADY BECOMING GREAT PEOPLE! I'M SO PROUD I COULD CRY!!!
Yeah. So, I guess that happened. Anyway, folks were still a little on guard. I mean, it's not like murdering scum just become people's friends because they SAY they're gonna. Time would have to tell. In the meantime, though,
folks enjoyed a fine slice of peace. And a burger or two.

The Day Phase has been reset.
Any and all actions that had taken place since the start of the Day and any which were affecting players have been redacted.
The game's route is now PACIFIST.

Does this confirm anything?

[baku and munna]

Has a good ring to it indeed

[Reasonably Rational]

Dominaria Mafia
Nexus Mafia
Catastrophe Mafia
Cataclysm Mafia
The End Mafia
Planeswalker Mafia
Mana Mafia
Volatile Mafia
Eldritch Mafia
Eldrazi Mafia
Brood Mafia
Onslaught Mafia
Sun Mafia
Hero Mafia
Heroic Mafia
Landmark Mafia
Consequence Mafia
Snowdin Mafia
Human Mafia
Underground Mafia
Home Mafia
Varsoon Mafia(yes, I know there was already a Varsoon Mafia)
Modfather Mafia

-Cerb

[baku and munna]

You really taking this name searching seriously

[Reasonably Rational]

What happened next was pretty unexpected. The detestable scum that had very likely done Alphys in? Well--
I OFFERED THEM A CHANCE AT SALVATION, NYEH HEH HEH!!! TO BE HONEST, I WAS A LITTLE AFRAID... BUT THEY'RE ALREADY BECOMING GREAT PEOPLE! I'M SO PROUD I COULD CRY!!!
Yeah. So, I guess that happened. Anyway, folks were still a little on guard. I mean, it's not like murdering scum just become people's friends because they SAY they're gonna. Time would have to tell. In the meantime, though,
folks enjoyed a fine slice of peace. And a burger or two.

The Day Phase has been reset.
Any and all actions that had taken place since the start of the Day and any which were affecting players have been redacted.
The game's route is now PACIFIST.

Does this confirm anything?

Ty, I missed this one. So, in terms of flavor stuff we have mysterious threat over a horizon, Eldrazi, *someone* castin ga spell that wiped out all the creatures(which may or may not have actually been a spell that was used by a slot in this game), then some weird quotes that I don't know how to interpret. :-/

-Cerb

pedit: Yes. Obviously. You should all be taking it this seriously. We've fucking stalled the game out for like 8 RL days JUST TO GET THIS LAST THING SOLVED. So yeah. Should probably actually try.

[Purple Heart]

Modfather Mafia

-Cerb

btw um Cerby I think I have some bad news for you.

[Reasonably Rational]

Modfather Mafia

-Cerb

btw um Cerby I think I have some bad news for you.

Mmm?

What is the bad news?

-Cerb

[baku and munna]

Multiverse mafia is the best name so far imo. That and Planechasers mafia

[Purple Heart]

Cerby its 3am I can maybe actually help you out when I am thinking about things and I don't feel like spending 5 hours trying to guess the name of a game when I have a question related to this that I need to ask Varsoon.

Plus
"Alisae Trolls Cerby at 3am The Mafia Game"
<3

[Purple Heart]

Modfather Mafia

-Cerb

btw um Cerby I think I have some bad news for you.

Mmm?

What is the bad news?

-Cerb

the bad news is I'm most likely the new modfather

V: In your dreams, nerd!

[Reasonably Rational]

Cerby its 3am I can maybe actually help you out when I am thinking about things and I don't feel like spending 5 hours trying to guess the name of a game when I have a question related to this that I need to ask Varsoon.

Plus
"Alisae Trolls Cerby at 3am The Mafia Game"
<3

4 a.m. for me.



I"m gonna see Aladdin the Musical tomorrow! I should be sleeping!

-Cerb

[baku and munna]

Alisae you can't overthrow the Varsoon.

[Reasonably Rational]

Modfather Mafia

-Cerb

btw um Cerby I think I have some bad news for you.

Mmm?

What is the bad news?

-Cerb

the bad news is I'm most likely the new modfather

Why would that be bad news? And how is that relevant to my guesses!?!?

-cerb

[Purple Heart]

Cerby its 3am I can maybe actually help you out when I am thinking about things and I don't feel like spending 5 hours trying to guess the name of a game when I have a question related to this that I need to ask Varsoon.

Plus
"Alisae Trolls Cerby at 3am The Mafia Game"
<3

4 a.m. for me.



I"m gonna see Aladdin the Musical tomorrow! I should be sleeping!

-Cerb

shit
That sounds fun as fuck
You go join watching ya boi Aladdin in action

--

Alisae you can't overthrow the Varsoon.

Yes I can.

Pedit: nevermind

[Purple Heart]

You go have fun watching bla=asuhs5lthsd;siy6twuet'sluyd
Fuck me fuck this ipad I should sleep

[Purple Heart]

I mean I love this ipad I would never break it unlike a certain keyboard I destroyed earlier in the day but
Ya get the point

[baku and munna]

You two should co-mod a game and put that challenge to the test then.

[Purple Heart]

That is the plan!