Open 721: Pick Your Poison (Game Over)

[AP]

VOTE: ruru

[AP]

Edit2: @AP: maybe if you did a dance or something

I did better, gdi. I have 31 reasons (41 if you count all games) for you to at least consider my reads.

[the worst]

What the actual fuck ruru

AP's reads are terrible and slightly funny, pretend it's not there

[Mathdino]

so i assume you're in the camp of "uglyduck is getting bussed"

cool cool

total sidenote: can we appreciate that austin powers was basically created to be james bond but worse in every way
yet despite how much of a bumbling fool he is
even austin powers universally respects consent in a way that no incarnation of james bond ever could
i really love austin powers

[the worst]

Yessss affectionate well executed satire > everything else

[AP]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[the worst]

Definitely.

Fuck my stupid brain telling me that was a scum!ruru reaction

[ruru]

What the actual fuck ruru

AP's reads are terrible and slightly funny, pretend it's not there

Well, he put a very lynchable player in the vig shots and the less lynchable players in the "sure" category

I want to know if he's really sure

[Mathdino]

Yessss affectionate well executed satire > everything else

i honestly feel like the multiple scenes where austin powers explicitly respects consent was the single most hard-hitting/incisive part of the satire

20th century james bond is kind of a massive dick

[the worst]

Yessss affectionate well executed satire > everything else

i honestly feel like the multiple scenes where austin powers explicitly respects consent was the single most hard-hitting/incisive part of the satire

20th century james bond is kind of a massive dick

I actually love this pov. I haven't expressly compared the two in this respect but agree AP is a more likeable character than average-JB (even if the tone is so different )

[Oxy]

@Mathdino
Your "irrelevant sidenote" is actually a response to a question Sunshine had asked him directly.

I read this whole post is personality indicative of the worst - He's going to be welcoming, friendly, and overly helpful to new members of this site regardless of alignment.

Certainly, you have more experience with The Worst's game than I do, so please correct me if I'm wrong.

gross but also pretty towny

why's it gross?
why's it towny?

gross bcause I find this way of writing from him to be faked and forced. calculated and unnatural, it was bothering me last game.
towny becuase that's how i expect town oxy to be writing it's his first post in this game that actully pinged me.

These types of posts have a certain sound in my head. I think this may have been the first one this game. It isn't going to be an AI thing for me, though.

This post from sajj strikes me as Sajj, for whatever that's worth. lolol

[AP]

OK.. I'll leave now and come back tomorrow. If nobody wants to listen then I'll yield and go back to role-playing and sheeping Mathdino.

[the worst]

What the actual fuck ruru

AP's reads are terrible and slightly funny, pretend it's not there

Well, he put a very lynchable player in the vig shots and the less lynchable players in the "sure" category

I want to know if he's really sure

In a lot of detail, explain to me why you came to the conclusion that self voting was smart

[UglyDuck]

UNVOTE: ofrhz

I’m getting off this wagon. ofrhz is probtown.

Consider me on the Ugly Duck wagon, don’t wanna vote yet ‘cause I don’t know how many votes there are and I’m too tired and old and lazy to check on my phone.

UG: Those reads bro. Your main scumspect is scum ‘cause of frickin’

laser

theory, man.

Also not feeling ruru as town.

bro... wtf is a laser theory?

also as a side note. The amount of hate I am picking up based on such a limited skum list should probably raise some eyebrows.

You missed the strike-thru. You’re scum-reading someone on game theory about 20 pages after the fact.

Double-you-tee-eff.

So when we skum read people day 4 for things they did day 2 that isn’t a acceptable? It only matters when someone said something in relativity to the choronological aspect of it. Yeah it could be 20,40, fuck ... 100 pages later. I found them skummy for it then and Nothing since then has flipped my mentality.

And i still have no idea what laser means then

[pinturicchio]

OK.. I'll leave now and come back tomorrow. If nobody wants to listen then I'll yield and go back to role-playing and sheeping Mathdino.

If you're sheeping Dino, why are you voting for one of his locktowns? Or why are you even scumreading one of his locktowns?

[Mathdino]

meh AP's reads are decent with the exception of ruru which i can accept as the token "terrible read"

scum in the ducks, vote one of the ducks, let's go

also TW these past 2 pages has screamed scum-TW to me not gonna lie

[ruru]

What the actual fuck ruru

AP's reads are terrible and slightly funny, pretend it's not there

Well, he put a very lynchable player in the vig shots and the less lynchable players in the "sure" category

I want to know if he's really sure

In a lot of detail, explain to me why you came to the conclusion that self voting was smart

Apologies if I'm actually gamethrowing? But

1. Something about AP's categories pings me, and his explanation involves me surely being scum
2. I suspect he does not actually want to lynch me or TW
3. I look to test my hypothesis

[the worst]

math pls
let me be me
we can revisit this on another phase

[Oxy]

VOTE: Scioness

find scum or die

I take everything back. Your dino avatar is super serious and intimidating in the context of posts like these, and the hat does little to mitigate this.

[the worst]

There are a lot of reasons I don't want to go into the math/tw dynamic here please trust me

skitter/math and tw/skitter are better to discuss btw

[UglyDuck]

meh AP's reads are decent with the exception of ruru which i can accept as the token "terrible read"

scum in the ducks, vote one of the ducks, let's go

also TW these past 2 pages has screamed scum-TW to me not gonna lie

Arbitrary pooling of the ducks is odd at this point

[Mathdino]

they are all my scumreads

[the worst]

We are the 3 players he thinks he can mislynch.

[ofrhz]

@Math, but in any particular order? What did you think of UD's reads

[the worst]

l0ljk one of you/ƃuᴉlʞɔnp is reasonably likely scum here. Maybe both