other dude aside, i think anyone who has played with me before knows that's not what i was going for
in all honesty, this is how i imagined things playing out yesterday:
me: "IM COMING FOR YOU DV"
DV: "Noooo! I'm town!"
me: "i don't believe you, scum fuck!"
DV: "Oh, muffin! You're so smart and handsome, I could never fool you... I'd replace out if I drew scum!"
and then we have a conversation about stuff that either lets me sort him or doesn't, but either way, we'd move on with the game after that
i also imagined he'd use the word "bad" at some point so that i could bring up the zinger: "what? 'bad' like losing to a 9-year-old girl and her little sister in laser tag?" (true story, actually happened)
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