shamelessly stolen and slightly adapted from the worst, who in turn stole them from MarioManiac4
General Rules:
1. Site Rules apply.
2. You may not quote your role PM, you may not quote any other PMs from me, and you may not quote the time at which I sent you any PM.
3. If you have a question or concern, or if you think that I may have made an error, do not hesitate to ask in-topic or by PM. Be sure to bold requests directed at me so that I see them.
4. If you break any of these rules, or if I deem it to be appropriate, you could be warned, force-replaced, or modkilled, depending on the severity of what you did.
5. If a player is modkilled, they will die and become a Neutral Survivor resulting in their loss.
6. Please be respectful and kind towards other players. I understand that Mafia can be a heated game sometimes, but there is a line, and if you cross it the game stops being fun. In particular, personal attacks are not allowed.
7. Once you die you may not post anymore.
8. No encryption please. Breadcrumbing is fine, but things like encrypting your role into scrambled text are not. If you have any questions about what does and does not violate this rule, feel free to ask me, and I will answer.
9. Don’t claim scum with another player in a serious manner. I will judge what counts as serious; don't toe the line. Claiming scum by yourself is fine, but please don’t lose the game intentionally by doing so.
10. Don’t work against your win condition.
11. Don’t use provable randomness. Saying “I rolled a dice and it landed on 2” is acceptable; posting a screenshot of you using random.org, or using dice tags, is not acceptable.
12. Use your common sense; I try to include as much as I can but this is probably not an exhaustive list of all things you are not allowed to do.
13. I reserve the right to change any of these rules or any of the time, or make any judgement irregardless of what these rules say (although I will try to follow what I have said here as closely as possible.)
14. The spirit of these rules is what counts, not the exact wording. If you find a loophole in these rules, don't be surprised when I modkill you anyway.
Voting, Lynching, Deadlines, and Activity:
15. As with any mafia game, you can vote for a player to get them lynched, you can vote for a No Lynch, or you can not vote at all.
16. Votes must use the bold tags or the vote tags, like this: VOTE: skitter30 or this:
skitter30
. i'd prefer vote tags
17. A lynch requires a majority (over 50%) vote. For example, when there are 9 players alive, it will take 5 votes to lynch, because that is the smallest number over 50% of the number of players.
18. When a lynch is reached or deadline expires, I will lock the thread and start the Night phase as soon as I can. You are allowed to post before I do this, if you want.
19. Deadlines are 2 weeks long for days and 2 days long for nights, although I may extend this if I deem it appropriate. When the deadline expires, the day will end without a lynch
20. If a player fails to post for 48 consecutive hours, they will be prodded. If that player does not post for another 24 hours after they've been prodded, they'll be replaced.
21. If you are going away, or if you have limited access to the site, notify me in-topic so that I know not to prod or replace you. The maximum amount of time you may go without posting due to V/LA is 120 hours (five days).
Other:
22. If you'd like to get my attention, please
@mod
me or send me a PM
23.
#80000FF
is my mod color. I don't particularly care if you use it so long as you don't impersonate me
24. Please note that I have regular v/la on weekends and may be unable to expediently provide vc's or lock threads or provide flips during this time; the worst has kindly agreed to keep an eye on things for me
25. I may make mistakes, and if I do, please let me know and I will try to correct them to the best of my ability
26. Note that daytalk is enabled
I'm not gonna spam.. I'm not gonna spam.. I'm not gonna spam .. I'm gonna spam (Just for this one post)
First & foremost:
@Gamma & @skitter
: You two may have seen this before (and very recently, I might add), but I assure you it's a mere coincidence that I copied that speech and made the appropriate adjustments to make it fit to this game. *
Goofy Smile
*
@Everyone else:
Congratulations on having me as your beacon in this game. (No, I spelled that right. With an E).
I'll be right to the point.. according to some ancient document (dating back to 3000 BC) uncovered recently, I should be regarded as your leader and you shall all be treating me as you leader (until I flip by the end of N1, that is). It's a FACT that all historians unanimously have verified to be true.
From here on I shall be assessing you individually to see who qualifies to be with me in the leadership chamber. My word is LAW. Anyone who dares go against my divine will shall be harshly reprimanded and sent directly to their room without supper. I hope my declaration is clear enough. Now let's proceed. Who wants to be first to be examined by me? (P.S. Don't be alarmed. It's A50 not AP)
Disclaimer: Seph, PP and Radja are exempted from the duties described above. Seph has a short temper and I don't wish to upset him. Radja hasn't played me enough yet (neither did Seph, but his experience with me was most recent). PP -of course- runs the two most important queue threads on the planet and I don't want him missing me signing up to a game by mere chance.
So, ladies and gentlemen of the jury; I hereby conclude my case and trust that you shall return the correct verdict on each and every one of the defendants. God bless and
Godspeed
.
Signed:
Good Shepherd
Note I ran this by as many celebrities as I could, and they all said the same thing:
Great stuff
List of celebrities that viewed this include
Graeme Sounnes, Gordon Strachan, Gareth Southgate, Gabriela Sabatini
. Sadly; if you're not into the
game of soccer
you will only recognize the name of Gabriela Sabatini out of all four. Oh, well.
VOTE: Nako
Only player I've never heard of before. Must be an out of town assassin who was hired to shoot me.
In post 10, Almost50 wrote:
Disclaimer: Seph, PP and Radja are exempted from the duties described above. Seph has a short temper and I don't wish to upset him. Radja hasn't played me enough yet (neither did Seph, but his experience with me was most recent). PP -of course- runs the two most important queue threads on the planet and I don't want him missing me signing up to a game by mere chance.
I'm not sure that I have a short temper in a general sense, but if you plan on being purposefully obtuse throughout this game like you did last game then sure.
I'm excited for another game of you doing anti-town things then acting like you are the literal christ returned to the rest of the players in the game
You are just a muppet... You have no heart... and cannot feel any pain.
In post 11, Sephiroth wrote:
I'm excited for another game of you doing anti-town things then acting like you are the literal christ returned to the rest of the players in the game
Who? Me? NEVER! You're confusing me for someone else!
I don't care what alignment/role I roll. I play almost the same way as any alignment anyway. The major changes come from me switching between alts, actually so this one is far more serious than AP.
I don't prefer alignment either, and I like doing derps and i like pocketing as scum. It is not that easy for me to play scum though, I usually freeze. But i do weird things as scum, they are just more incosistent than my town play.
I by far enjoy playing scum more than town. I try to keep my scum and town game similar, employing a poke and prod style as both and throwing my vote around to a lot of different wagons trying to generate discussion. I'm more likely to lurk and flake out as town historically but I feel like I've fixed that recently by actively challenging myself to improve at that aspect of my game.
You are just a muppet... You have no heart... and cannot feel any pain.
In post 21, Sephiroth wrote:I by far enjoy playing scum more than town. I try to keep my scum and town game similar, employing a poke and prod style as both and throwing my vote around to a lot of different wagons trying to generate discussion. I'm more likely to lurk and flake out as town historically but I feel like I've fixed that recently by actively challenging myself to improve at that aspect of my game.
In post 17, Nako wrote:Can everyone give me what alignment do they prefer and describe their scumgame with few sentences?
I prefer town unless my Scumteam is fun to work with
As for my scum playstyle I try to go towards the goal, I’ll try to get Town lynched, but bussing is an option. I don’t like bussing too much however, it’s actually a pet peeve of mine.
We're falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go...That's who I am.
(Just for this one post)
