micro 840: mystery box of silver (this is over)

[Slaxx]

Hey guys. I’m trying to distance myself from yesterday.

No, I just finally remembered the password to my main. A deals a deal so hold on.

[Slaxx]

fam I'm tired

oh ok...

next time I guess

I'll rap battle with lolwagons if you flip town

I'll self hammer to see this

I...was not joking when I said I will retroactively make a case on you that rhymes if you flip town.

If I don't have it up within 3 days of Day 2 start town can autolynch me.

I (rightfully I would imagine) assume I don't get NK'd in the event you flip town.

I'm a man of my word.

[Slaxx]

The Bullshit Retroactive Case I Have to Make Because I Promised TW and Nibbui: A Rhymed Mafia Masterpiece from MS's #1 MC,

From the concept album: "Don't claim a fucking PR as VT and then get mislynched and also suspect another townie the next day maybe you need a break from mafia christ what is your deal"

(Working Title)

Yo...yo...yo...
Check the mic

I hear there's muh-muh-mafia to be found

alright
alright

VERSE 1 (Pre-Entry):

On his first real read, he be weeblin and wobblin
Did you even see all that Nibbui that he be pocketin'
That ignorant type shit give me all kinds of hater thoughts
Shoved Nibbui in his pocket like Napoleon did Tater Tots
And I was wrong, it sucks, it happens that's okay doe
I stand by my vote like I be votin' for my Pedro
(24) (133)

Crowd chant:

Hey OHHHHHHHHH
Hey OHHHHHHHHH

Strong reads? Nah.
He be testing waters like a fish tank
Sittin' on the fence behind Dale, Bill, and Hank (180)
Gribble, his dribble, looks like filler in a turkey
FoSing lurkers while he's all active lurking (189)
Think we done? Nah, plenty more to see
Wants to lynch on policy on Page Fourteen (346)
Hold up...That's fucked...Pass another Forty
Votes sort of more hormonal than a group of Four Teens (346)
Same post: oh, lets lynch pink ball for bravado
Very next post: "I'm in that got[tem] mode" (394)
Yo this ain't Gotham
But you're playing like a joker
I'm gonna make it rain hell on you...someone phone Al Roker

<<Bridge>>

He be sitting on fences, claiming vague roles
Wanna call him dense, but I don't hate though
But don't lie as town, that shit fucking mattered
Let me take another swing heyyyyyy batter batter

Verse 2 (The wagon):
This is where you fell, the Origin of Fail
Vote, but claim the wagon's dangerous like we on our way through the Oregon Trail (1242)
"This wagon's bad", now I'm sunk if I put the wrong person's goose in the noose
But I could also be bussing? You set me up for lose-lose. (1250)
The hell I'm supposed to do?
The hell I'm supposed to think?
You skate around this lynch like you go for gold on an ice rink (1254)
So now you're renting out my head, paranoia in the the lease, shit
And if you want my thoughts at the time, check my damn thesis (1276)
There, took your ass to school
And the next shit you did? Not fucking cool.

Verse 3 (The Claim)
You claim Village PR
But you didn't sit down, be HUMBLE
No Kendrick Lamar
We make mistakes, we all have vices
But don't claim town PR when you've been self-sacrificing (1603)
An opaque claim, but a pretty clear lie
From my point of view, nothing to fear, right?
Yes you claimed
I know
You were very insistent
But that type of claim WAS NOT CONSISTENT
And if you had been honest about your role, I might have backed off, shit
But the context of your claim was the last nail in the coffin
Sure, you can say I wanted certain death
But remember I 180'd, with time, on Meph

In summary, in the future, maybe play less scummy
This song's for you, don't say I never gave you nothing.

[Slaxx]

I'll do actual game productive shit tomorrow.

Fucking don't fake claim as town.

I seriously decided not to back off after the claim. It's the moment where you're like "I'll kick myself in the ass if I talk myself out of this".

[Mephistophanes 39]

i want to tunnel your posting every time i see your posts


but you angled yourself clear and im still tryign to save it for postgame but youre wolfy enough for me to even doubt that

imo never lynch
{Nancy, Bill, skitter}

probably town
{podoboq, Nibbui}

either way
{sheep}

scum probably
{mastina, lolwagons}

if you want to hammer I can't really be bothered talking you out of it but I still flip TPR

Nancy = probably outside wolfrange even if I don't love the way she got out of it.

Bill = blah blah sound real-times abstract anti-consensus voice of reason good reaction to my reaction test blah blah

skitter = smashing wolfrange on real-time interactions, read of me comes from town!her more than scum!her 100% of the time and I don't think she has the Presence and Energy to push against me this hard as scum.

Nibbui = very very likely town but his frozenness and stiffness rn is making me panic

podoboq = his scumrange would be very good for a recently returned player if he's a wolf but whatever I could be wrong proceed with caution

Uh huh, you are nowhere near “clear”. Remember I actually KNOW how to correct read you tonally and no freaking way is town!sheep ever this nasty to me and as tunnelled. Town!sheep=genuine, nice, engaging waffley sheep. Scum!sheep=tunnelly, tonally off, avoidant/somewhat hostile. No freaking way does town!sheep STILL scumread us after tw flip. I was actively trying to stop what I could tell -also by correctly tone-reading him - that this was his towngame. Anyone still questions how I was so certain of this, just ISO him on D1 of Starcraft, where I was convinced he was lockscum and I was 100% right on that btw.

[mastina]

So we can (and probably should) in fact lynch me today, but we need to not do it immediately and be smart about it.

Claim: 3x Role Awakener

.
What this is, is essentially a souped-up super-Inventor.
During any phase, I can target a player. That player will have their "true role" awakened.
On D1, I targeted [REDACTED - player is still alive, and it would be incredibly anti-town to out their identity]. They'd be able to verify this if they were to out themselves, but again. It'd be stupendously anti-town for them to do so. (Suffice to say, the change in your role? Yeah, that was me.)

On N1, I targeted Nibbui.

I have one more shot left, and I can use it today.

I checked with the mod yesterday, and if I am lynched, my role

still

goes through, meaning that I can be lynched today and still use my third shot.
But before we do that.
We should discuss who I give it to.

[Mephistophanes 39]

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... &start=800

Scum!tw. Too damn bad this game just ended or maybe we could have stopped his mislynch. :/

[mastina]

Also, since Starcraft Mafia ended, I can say that was the main basis behind my the worst scumread--I

knew

he was scum that game in spite of Nancy insisting during the timeframe of this game at least that he was town there, which is why I said her ability to read him was shit; I already knew she was wrong there, so I thought she was wrong here.

[mastina]

Scum!tw. Too damn bad this game just ended or maybe we could have stopped his mislynch. :/

And don't you fucking pretend that you had a correct read on him because you scumread him on D1, while townreading him for

the entire rest of the game

, up to and including

roleblocking

the only other town player alive

because

the worst asked you to

. He pocketed you hard. And I KNEW he had.

[mastina]

Btw, not that it'll make a difference since I expect to be lynched today, but.
VOTE: podoboq.
All the same, it's the thought that counts.

[Slaxx]

Uh.

If we publically decide who to give it to

They might die or get roleblocked

So how about just use it privately

[Mephistophanes 39]

Also, since Starcraft Mafia ended, I can say that was the main basis behind my the worst scumread--I

knew

he was scum that game in spite of Nancy insisting during the timeframe of this game at least that he was town there, which is why I said her ability to read him was shit; I already knew she was wrong there, so I thought she was wrong here.

I scumlocked him on D1. Wtf are you talking about? I even roleblocked him that night.

[Slaxx]

HOLY FUCK YES

LETS SPEND ANOTHER DAY TALKING ABOUT OTHER GAMES

GREAT IDEA GOOD JOB THANKS VERY WELL PLAYED

[Mephistophanes 39]

Also, since Starcraft Mafia ended, I can say that was the main basis behind my the worst scumread--I

knew

he was scum that game in spite of Nancy insisting during the timeframe of this game at least that he was town there, which is why I said her ability to read him was shit; I already knew she was wrong there, so I thought she was wrong here.

I scumlocked him on D1. Wtf are you talking about? I even roleblocked him that night.

And tbf, A50 sr him along with bleedingly obvious town!Nauci and he got townier by part-way through D2. FACT: I correctly read him on D1, in BOTH games. Don’t deny that.

[mastina]

So how about just use it privately

That doesn't mean discussion shouldn't be made.

Also, since Starcraft Mafia ended, I can say that was the main basis behind my the worst scumread--I

knew

he was scum that game in spite of Nancy insisting during the timeframe of this game at least that he was town there, which is why I said her ability to read him was shit; I already knew she was wrong there, so I thought she was wrong here.

I scumlocked him on D1. Wtf are you talking about? I even roleblocked him that night.

Scum!tw. Too damn bad this game just ended or maybe we could have stopped his mislynch. :/

And don't you fucking pretend that you had a correct read on him because you scumread him on D1, while townreading him for

the entire rest of the game

, up to and including

roleblocking

the only other town player alive

because

the worst asked you to

. He pocketed you hard. And I KNEW he had.

[Mephistophanes 39]

HOLY FUCK YES

LETS SPEND ANOTHER DAY TALKING ABOUT OTHER GAMES

GREAT IDEA GOOD JOB THANKS VERY WELL PLAYED

Well maybe you people should have fraking listened to me, when I insisted this was tw’s towngame.

[Mephistophanes 39]

So how about just use it privately

That doesn't mean discussion shouldn't be made.

Also, since Starcraft Mafia ended, I can say that was the main basis behind my the worst scumread--I

knew

he was scum that game in spite of Nancy insisting during the timeframe of this game at least that he was town there, which is why I said her ability to read him was shit; I already knew she was wrong there, so I thought she was wrong here.

I scumlocked him on D1. Wtf are you talking about? I even roleblocked him that night.

Scum!tw. Too damn bad this game just ended or maybe we could have stopped his mislynch. :/

And don't you fucking pretend that you had a correct read on him because you scumread him on D1, while townreading him for

the entire rest of the game

, up to and including

roleblocking

the only other town player alive

because

the worst asked you to

. He pocketed you hard. And I KNEW he had.

What part of I freaking correctly read him on D1 in BOTH games, are you not fucking getting?

[Slaxx]

I don’t think an open dialogue about this, especially one you participate in, is going to do much besides get your targets killed. In the same way discussion helps us find scum, it will help them suss out targets.

Also, if this is legit, I’d like to remind you that the first thing I’d be looking for as scum here is you not paying attention to a suggestion of someone you townread, as a target of who you’ve gave the role to already.

So if you insist on discussing this, you’re going to have to be extremely cognizant about not tipping your hand at all.

[skitter30]

I

'm going to wait skitter to come here and jam.

I still think it's {mastina, sheep} but want to see if I should reevaluate about sheep now that I was wrong about the duck.

why? (ie why do you want to hear from me specifically)

also i'd like everyone to share their reads on me in as excruciating detail as possible, thank you

==

i think lolwagons is very very town

==

So we can (and probably should) in fact lynch me today, but we need to not do it immediately and be smart about it.

Claim: 3x Role Awakener

.
What this is, is essentially a souped-up super-Inventor.
During any phase, I can target a player. That player will have their "true role" awakened.
On D1, I targeted [REDACTED - player is still alive, and it would be incredibly anti-town to out their identity]. They'd be able to verify this if they were to out themselves, but again. It'd be stupendously anti-town for them to do so. (Suffice to say, the change in your role? Yeah, that was me.)

On N1, I targeted Nibbui.

I have one more shot left, and I can use it today.

I checked with the mod yesterday, and if I am lynched, my role

still

goes through, meaning that I can be lynched today and still use my third shot.
But before we do that.
We should discuss who I give it to.

fun fact!
schadd specifically said that *scum* were responsible for my role change last night (and you're claiming to have changed a role so ..... i would be shocked if someone else had their role changed too)

i know what the titular mystery box of silver is; it holds a bunch of goodies and changed my role. scum must have chosen who to give it to during day1 because i got a pm at nightstart describing my new role which will be elaborated upon in the fullness of time

also i disagree that it's anti-town for me to claim; scum already know who they gave it to and what they gave out; it's not like i'm giving them any new information here or anything

are you saying that the role you're claiming works during the day and at night?

==

also my paranoia about tw largely come from starcraft sorry @tw

==

Uh.

If we publically decide who to give it to

They might die or get roleblocked

So how about just use it privately

it's not a real ability, don't worry; she's just scum

==

HOLY FUCK YES

LETS SPEND ANOTHER DAY TALKING ABOUT OTHER GAMES

GREAT IDEA GOOD JOB THANKS VERY WELL PLAYED

^^^^^

==

i'm literally not reading nancy's posts btw (and the fact that i stated so has +scum equity for her)

[Mephistophanes 39]

I

'm going to wait skitter to come here and jam.

I still think it's {mastina, sheep} but want to see if I should reevaluate about sheep now that I was wrong about the duck.

why? (ie why do you want to hear from me specifically)

also i'd like everyone to share their reads on me in as excruciating detail as possible, thank you

==

i think lolwagons is very very town

==

So we can (and probably should) in fact lynch me today, but we need to not do it immediately and be smart about it.

Claim: 3x Role Awakener

.
What this is, is essentially a souped-up super-Inventor.
During any phase, I can target a player. That player will have their "true role" awakened.
On D1, I targeted [REDACTED - player is still alive, and it would be incredibly anti-town to out their identity]. They'd be able to verify this if they were to out themselves, but again. It'd be stupendously anti-town for them to do so. (Suffice to say, the change in your role? Yeah, that was me.)

On N1, I targeted Nibbui.

I have one more shot left, and I can use it today.

I checked with the mod yesterday, and if I am lynched, my role

still

goes through, meaning that I can be lynched today and still use my third shot.
But before we do that.
We should discuss who I give it to.

fun fact!
schadd specifically said that *scum* were responsible for my role change last night (and you're claiming to have changed a role so ..... i would be shocked if someone else had their role changed too)

i know what the titular mystery box of silver is; it holds a bunch of goodies and changed my role. scum must have chosen who to give it to during day1 because i got a pm at nightstart describing my new role which will be elaborated upon in the fullness of time

also i disagree that it's anti-town for me to claim; scum already know who they gave it to and what they gave out; it's not like i'm giving them any new information here or anything

are you saying that the role you're claiming works during the day and at night?

==

also my paranoia about tw largely come from starcraft sorry @tw

==

Uh.

If we publically decide who to give it to

They might die or get roleblocked

So how about just use it privately

it's not a real ability, don't worry; she's just scum

==

HOLY FUCK YES

LETS SPEND ANOTHER DAY TALKING ABOUT OTHER GAMES

GREAT IDEA GOOD JOB THANKS VERY WELL PLAYED

^^^^^

==

i'm literally not reading nancy's posts btw (and the fact that i stated so has +scum equity for her)

How are my posts any different here than in Starcraft? I tried to stop NM and Kokichi mislynches, just like I did tw’s. In what world, do you not see the blatantly obvious parallels?

[Slaxx]

VOTE: Mastina

L-1

What a fucking game lol

[skitter30]

i stopped reading your posts in starrcraft too; i told you that there also; i did my best not to read them while i was alive, and i dind't read any of them afterwards

anyways the content of your posts isn't what's +scum here; it's the fact that i said i wasn't reading them and that i said yesterday that they tilted me

[skitter30]

let's not end the day yet

i really do want everyoen to tell me how they're reading me in great, excruciating detail; it's important and not just for my vanity or whatever

[skitter30]

@slaxx can you unvote for now?

[skitter30]

but yeah we're lynching mastina today