Micro 857: Burden of Proficiency Mafia

[RadiantCowbells]

STOP REYINF TO SEDUCE ME AUBREY IT WONT WORK

[RadiantCowbells]

Sod the fuck off

[RadiantCowbells]

Don't actually I need to win this game who is town

[RadiantCowbells]

Just stop ok not tonight I'll be back

[Aubrey]

STOP REYINF TO SEDUCE ME AUBREY IT WONT WORK

<3 may Cupid’s arrow sink in.

And on that note. Goodnight. Try not to be at 70 pages tomorrow

[u r a person 2]

can I ship you two

Is this an anime

[RadiantCowbells]

Am I being pocketed by the paragons

[Aubrey]

[Enter]

yes.

[RadiantCowbells]

This isn't allowed

[RadiantCowbells]

I am now functional how is everyone

[u r a person 2]

going to bed. lynch ms?

[RadiantCowbells]

Not yet!!!

Can you unvote please

[u r a person 2]

i did but why not

[RadiantCowbells]

I think I should let soberme weigh in on my lynching decisions

[Michael Scott]

Why are people dead set on Lynching me before I have a proper chance to respond?

Anyone who bothers to check can see that my posting is non-existent everywhere ATM for quite a few reasons.

[RadiantCowbells]

i'm preventing you from being speedlynched i demand that you townread me for it tyia

[RadiantCowbells]

I wish that my sheer existence pocketed everyone ever and no one would scumread me

[Michael Scott]

Hey MS I think that the struggle that I had to go through to get your reads and explanations for those reads is scum indicative. I'm also not townreading your play for any other reason. Talk to me about that?

You're wrong in multiple ways.

Firstly and primarily, my reads and explanations were going to come anyway. You were rushing me in a span of half an hour when I already had an idea of how I wanted to play the game at that point, and even then, if you look at my posts I was *offering* explanations. Without giving me a chance to post naturally, you can't make the accusation that you had to get these reads out of me. Volxen's gone MIA.

Second, I refuse that my pair-elimination was pure mechanical talk. In a vacuum, yes - but I was justifying eliminating pairs *based* on the game content I had so far -- i.e. those WERE reads, if not individual ones. You can't dismiss them as useless content.

Third, I will argue that this behaviour is, in fact, more in line with my town meta than scum meta - feel free to go check for yourself. I'm assertive and strong as scum, and a little more... confused as town, at least in the beginning. Scum!me is not only capable of hyperposting, but also never lurked out. And if you're wondering that I intentionally am playing around you, nah.

I can see why I'm not a townread based on lack of significant content so far, but I shouldn't be scumread either. I can obvtown given time.

[Michael Scott]

i'm preventing you from being speedlynched i demand that you townread me for it tyia

Paragons would guess you easier if you allowed me to be speedlynched, why should that be a reason to townread you?

[RadiantCowbells]

[Michael Scott]

Auro/Volxen are never this underwhelming.

Disappointing, and maybe scum.
Go check SC2, and my slot's activity levels and how it evolved over time.
Then go check mine and Volxen's recent posting history across the site.

Then tell me how activity is scum indicative.

[Michael Scott]

If you were in my position, that wouldn't be a valid reason to townread you, would it be?

[Michael Scott]

Saudade is the only slot not baying for my blood. Maybe I misjudged that slot.

[RadiantCowbells]

i dunno.

think you should townread me from where you're standing.