Mini 2063 - Rapier Upick Shuffle [Game Over]

[Dunnstral]

yes

[JohnnyEnglish]

No

[JohnnyEnglish]

Oh no, I neglected poor Tyler the seal, now he's cold and lost and hungry and lonely and sad, and now he's acting out.... I'm sorry Tyler, Papa Johnny had to go on a top secret MI6 mission high up the mountains in the Swiss Alps... but I'm here now. I'll take care of you, I won't leave you again, I promise.

[Dunnstral]

You can stay

[JohnnyEnglish]

Okay this is going to cause problems if this isn't outed I think

JohnnyEnglish is obviously the Kerns becuase no shit

But this slot is necessary violence, our slot is the hidden double voter

So, what, Necessary Violence automatically hammers people when they reach L-1? Or must you use that very impressive spy tech manually?

[JohnnyEnglish]

Should I use my super top secret MI6 issued Mafia program?

[JohnnyEnglish]

Baby seals like Tyler need a lot of love and care. It's my failure as a seal owner to have neglected him for multiple days and now he hates me. It looks like I will have to give him even more love and care and attention to make up for that mistake.

[JohnnyEnglish]

*pets seal*

[Alonzo]

Town block
RC mbaki GL Alonzo JE.

Can we smoosh lovebird now?

[mbaki]

Spoiler:

okay, so i know a few people are probably lurking deciding how to play this as either alignment, which means it isn't going to be as easy as it should be.

and to everyone else trying to sort this out, really its fair, i'm aware its difficult. i had RC as town before this and i won't blame you if you lynch me. i'm saying this while i'm calm now because i'm sure i will get very angry when votes actually start to roll in and some of the weaker plays inevitably vote me. this could be the game that breaks my ... 20+ game streak of not getting mislynched on this site. i've also never been lynched on MS without being guiltied as scum, so i don't think that helps resolve me either way. and i will be annoyed, and probably insult you a lot, but that's okay!

i'm not even going to rant about how its suboptimal to lynch a cop claim. you know what? i don't care. I don't care that i've softed it 50 times, that my entire play has been perfect cop play, and that i've never fake claimed like this as scum (i always claim VT when possible and don't generally soft). i don't care! RC is a good player, this site circlejerks the fuck out of him, and i had him as town earlier! optimal play has never been a thing MS is good at.


however, in tune with that

you

will

lynch RC after i flip cop. you

will

. you will not say "why would scum him do this?", "naw why would he put himself in this position if he's scum?", "where's the resistance if he's scum", or any other of the stupid tropes that always save scum. you

will

lynch him, because if you don't i will be very very mad at you.

even if he's town you will lynch him

because it is the right play, and if he's town he should call out the team anyways so its still a winning position.

just because i am talking about the hypothetical he is town does not mean you should not lynch him tomorrow.

if we are TvT, guys, this game is still probably solved, so don't stress! there's a lot of very townie slots and very few scummy slots.


why am i typing this now, really early on?

i expect to get lynched today. RC has more friends in this game, continuously i have been a dick, etc. i can read thread movements and i know it is going to happen. RC can too, and that's why he chose to do it! ignore the fact i softed having a scum read on him all of day 1, that doesn't matter right now!

if people actually play this properly, naw, you lynch RC, he declares i'm 100% scum inevitably, and then you follow up and lynch based on his flip. GL is the most likely partner but i could see scum RC no killing too, its possible, i'll give a more confident read on GL before eod depending on how he reacts to this and what not.

if not, overall,

i don't care if he fucking gets "doc saved" again, he dies tomorrow.

thank you, watch your back rc,

eddie cane.

i can case his play if anybody would like, but it is of course going to be conf biased and again, i had him as town before this bullshit but if he wants to claim he can read me then this is a scum claim. i voted him d1 like page 10 for the same thing albeit less seriously.

The goal of my claim and this post was to check if RC was scum tunnelling me or town evaluating me, because I actually don't think he can read me (though I think he thinks he can) and his play was very townie otherwise.

So

I made this post as a super townie post, and if RC kept pushing on me I'd know he's scum. If not, I'm a 1 shot cop, I get to claim my result in a very good town position and I kinda wante to lolclaim today anyways as sandbagging was getting annoying.

The first letter after the first comma in each paragraph spells "sorting rc now".

And this is an example of when town should lie and how mafia isn't all surface level. So yes, RC not wanting to lynch me is probably town.



I'm not voting JE.

[GuiltyLion]

I get that we have cold feet about Lovebird because she site flaked but I think even the slot's D1 play has a lot of scummy behavior in it here

mbaki's claiming gambitry shit is pointless and stupid and too full of himself because lack of NK makes RC pretty explicitly obvtown but I guess him doing it feels town

there's likely a scum being townread somewhere but I'm not really concerned with it at the moment

townbloc of RC/RC/mbaki/Parm/Alonzo/JE/GL actually feels pretty good

[GuiltyLion]

like say Lovebird is scum and there's one scum deep wolfing in MS/Fractured/implosion/Creature

is that such an unbelievable game state really

[Creature]

one scum deep wolfing in MS/Fractured/implosion/Creature

one scum deep wolfing

Creature

[RadiantCowbells]

Creature: Deep Wolf

[GuiltyLion]

i mean no one has been pushing or voting you since you replaced in so

what's your point

[RadiantCowbells]

This is the happiest day of his life, GuiltyLion

Someone called him a deep wolf

Please stop taking away his moment from him

[mbaki]

mbaki's claiming gambitry shit is pointless and stupid and too full of himself because lack of NK makes RC pretty explicitly obvtown but I guess him doing it feels town

i also did it to project town, which worked because RC stopped pushing me. and apparently made you stop pushing me too. i am very full of myself, i agree on that front.

[Creature]

i mean no one has been pushing or voting you since you replaced in so

what's your point

no one has been pushing or voting you

Creature

[implosion]

VOTE: creature

[Creature]

Say again no one has been pushing or voting me

[implosion]

no one has been pushing or voting you

[implosion]

Oh no, I neglected poor Tyler the seal, now he's cold and lost and hungry and lonely and sad, and now he's acting out.... I'm sorry Tyler, Papa Johnny had to go on a top secret MI6 mission high up the mountains in the Swiss Alps... but I'm here now. I'll take care of you, I won't leave you again, I promise.

can anyone really think that JE is scum after posts like this???

[RadiantCowbells]

I don't even know what to say after posts like this.

[Creature]

I don't even know what to say after posts like this.

idk what I'm doing

I'm mostly having fun with people showing amnesia

[Fractured]

VOTE: Creature

Lynch the deep wolf.

Hi,

Taly <3