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Post Post #800 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:31 am

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VOTE: roster
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Post Post #801 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:31 am

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True story, people with animated avatars are 300x as likely to claim 3p -- doesn't mean you're scum, you probably fakeclaim survivor as town too
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Post Post #802 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:32 am

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In post 801, Wagonomics wrote:True story, people with animated avatars are 300x as likely to claim 3p -- doesn't mean you're scum, you probably fakeclaim survivor as town too
I never fakeclaim as town. Never.

Except vig shots.
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Post Post #803 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:34 am

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In post 764, tn5421 wrote:
I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE ORC


Original Roll String: 1d20 (STATIC)
1 20-Sided Dice: (12) = 12
Who'd want to seduce an orc :/
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Post Post #804 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:34 am

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Can I ask you a question nom?

does the gum still have flavor at this point?

You've been chewing it so long
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Post Post #805 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:35 am

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just fulfill my wincon so I finally reach nirvana and be free of this cursed thread
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Post Post #806 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:35 am

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In post 804, Wagonomics wrote:Can I ask you a question nom?

does the gum still have flavor at this point?

You've been chewing it so long
It somewhat has the flavor of a leaf
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Post Post #807 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:36 am

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Are you a literal Boon Babe?
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Post Post #808 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:37 am

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metaphorically.
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Post Post #809 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:37 am

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Hypothetically.
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Post Post #810 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:38 am

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Do you think we can play blackjack with the dice tags?
Roll 1d13
1 = ace
10-13 = 10/jack/queen/king (all 10)

do one dice roll in spoiler tags and use gentleman's honor on whether to bet

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Original Roll String: 1d13
1 13-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

Original Roll String: 1d13
1 13-Sided Dice: (10) = 10
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Post Post #811 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:39 am

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Wow I think that's literally the worst hand isn't it?

Oh well let's yolo

HIT ME

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Post Post #812 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:39 am

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BOOM, now that's the money

okay, you're up Jingle
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Post Post #813 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:40 am

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i will now call the gamble stop helpline its for your own good
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Post Post #814 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:41 am

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Technically we're not even betting wagoncoins yet, this was more to make sure it works.

Technically it's more random than normal blackjack since the dice tags are random rather than based on a card, so you can't play around the cards visible on the table
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Post Post #815 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:43 am

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I mean... Blackjack is played against a strict set of rules for the house so you can just have the house player abide by those rules AND you're completely ignoring the point of there being a lower probability of doubles.

It's not like it's even that hard to program an 8 deck blackjack dealer, even one that shuffles between every round.
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Post Post #816 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:43 am

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tl;dr, craps is a better choice.
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Post Post #817 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:45 am

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I prefer Poker.
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Post Post #818 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:46 am

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Yeah but no one can remember how to play craps for more than 5 minutes at a time, I'm pretty sure it's actually impossible
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Post Post #819 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:47 am

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Poker has more implementation issues than Blackjack, although it is a fully player driven game.
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Post Post #820 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:48 am

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I can explain every standard craps bet from memory.
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Post Post #821 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:59 am

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I forgot to not take this game seriously.
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Post Post #822 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:05 am

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In post 819, Jingle wrote:Poker has more implementation issues than Blackjack, although it is a fully player driven game.
That's what makes it so good.
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Post Post #823 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:12 am

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I agree that poker is a good game. I disagree that this is the right venue for poker.
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Post Post #824 (ISO) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:20 am

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It just occurred to me that nomnom said she was a boon babe but also said she doesn't fakeclaim as town

I'd call that a scumslip but she literally just claimed 3rd party so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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