Alisae V Pine: Trees Apparently Make Good Treestumps

[GreyICE]

This is the last post I can make on this before I need to go nuclear, because we're both town and I have to stop this before it becomes a complete takeover of the thread.

Go nuclear. Don't. I don't care. This isn't changing my reads. I'm not arguing whether JJH is scum - for the record I think you were bussing Xof. You know I don't argue with scum. I lynch them.

[Katsuki]

Katsuki the personal/oog attack on Firebringer just now is in fairly poor taste. Could you please focus on the game?

It's not a personal OOG attack if he wants to get personal with me first.

It's very relevant to the context of this game when this schmuck is trying to discredit me by starting with the personal attacks first.

[Krazy]

Yeah I reckon you're a solid scumpick by Pine although nobody has really touched on that. Perhaps especially because nobody has really touched on that. And you've done fuck all to convince otherwise

I mean the last game I played with Pine I seem to recall doing nothing but insult him, I don't even think he likes me LOL

Maybe I'm wrong, idk I haven't really talked to him since vengeful ghosts, but if he even remembers who I am (given I was on the super hydra) then I don't think he has any positive feelings toward me. I'm pretty sure I'm only here because of Jingle/Alisae.

But yeah I'm still not really very present, I don't want to make excuses but I wasn't really planning to play more mafia for a while and I'm pretty much only skimming this thread and looking for things that really jump out at me like LLD's caps wallpost

[the worst]

The LLD/xof thing was beginning to creep into my mind as well. I think their s/s equity is probably kinda reliant on jjh being a mislynch though

[the worst]

Katsuki the personal/oog attack on Firebringer just now is in fairly poor taste. Could you please focus on the game?

It's not a personal OOG attack if he wants to get personal with me first.

It's very relevant to the context of this game when this schmuck is trying to discredit me by starting with the personal attacks first.

my take fwiw calling someone a toxic piece of shit and asking them to get out for suggesting you're only slightly above average as a mafia player (still a compliment, still not sure why you care) is bizarre.

regardless your credentials speak for themselves and I doubt snide comments are gonna shit up your integrity that badly. just do your thing, if firebringer isn't interested in giving you the time of day he doesn't have to vote with you

[Lady Lambdadelta]

This is the last post I can make on this before I need to go nuclear, because we're both town and I have to stop this before it becomes a complete takeover of the thread.

Go nuclear. Don't. I don't care. This isn't changing my reads. I'm not arguing whether JJH is scum - for the record I think you were bussing Xof. You know I don't argue with scum. I lynch them.

Fine.

My role is impossible for scum to have on a balance spectrum, and it's provable.

I am a commuter. Just... straight up commuter. No shots, no limitations, not odd night not "can't use it twice in a row" I'm just...

a commuter. every night. forever.

Given Mastina's claim, given everything that may be in this game, given fruits and all that...

this role doesn't make a lick of sense as scum and it's gross. I'm town, Keith. I know you lynch scum and don't argue but I'm ending this shit here. Reevaluate based on the fact I'm town, or don't and perma tunnel me I guess, but this is conclusive proof in my mind.

[Pine]

Hey

LLD, Katsuki, GreyICE, Firebringer, and anyone else getting riled up

I enjoy your rage

But please de-escalate. Go to your separate corners for now

Toxicity is not welcome here

[the worst]

alright I'll own firebringer didn't intend it as a compliment. more meant like e.g. if someone told me I was worse than I think I am but still above average I'd probably cry out of joy.

[Pine]

That said, I may just draft all of you next time. For the funsies.

[Krazy]

and krazy's content is a fucking joke,

Ah man, this hits me right in the nostalgias. Can you believe it's been almost a decade since our first game together?

[the worst]

me too please I promise I'll try my best \o/

[Firebringer]

You should celebrate your anniversary Krazy

[Formerfish]

A few pages behind, but can we please use in game names and not real ones, i dont know who some of you are talking about, lexi, who keith is or who llds husband is, is that who keith is?

Please use gamer names.

[GreyICE]

this role doesn't make a lick of sense as scum and it's gross. I'm town, Keith. I know you lynch scum and don't argue but I'm ending this shit here. Reevaluate based on the fact I'm town, or don't and perma tunnel me I guess, but this is conclusive proof in my mind.

So what you're saying is that you're a bulletproof ascetic. Could scum get a bulletproof ascetic?

Hmmm.

I dunno.

Wait yes I do know, that's a great scum claim

[the worst]

Keith is GreyICE is LLD's husband.
Lexi is LLD is GreyICE's wife.

[Pine]

Lexi = LLD
Keith = GreyICE

They are married. Context, dude

[Formerfish]

His scumread is like the same scumread he used on you last time I saw both of you in game

And he was scum in that

LMAO

HUMOR ME

PRETTY SURE THE LAST GAME I WAS SCUM VS LEXI TOWN WAS BEFORE YOU JOINED THE SITE

Did you graduate from videos in each post to all caps because you got punished?

[Lady Lambdadelta]

this role doesn't make a lick of sense as scum and it's gross. I'm town, Keith. I know you lynch scum and don't argue but I'm ending this shit here. Reevaluate based on the fact I'm town, or don't and perma tunnel me I guess, but this is conclusive proof in my mind.

So what you're saying is that you're a bulletproof ascetic. Could scum get a bulletproof ascetic?

Hmmm.

I dunno.

Wait yes I do know, that's a great scum claim

WHO THE FUCK GIVES SCUM A BULLETPROOF ASCETIC IN A POWER MADNESS GAME BASED ON DRAFTING?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION. THIS IS LIKE EX-POSTFACTO GOING BACK TRYING TO JUSTIFY ANYTHING YOU CAN TO KEEP CALLIN} ME SCUM

WE'VE HAD THIS EXACT ISSUE BEFORE. AND YOU SAID THE OPPOSITE WORDS.

YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, SO YOU LYING JUST CAUSE YOU THINK I'M SCUM OR SOMMAT?

so done

[Krazy]

You should celebrate your anniversary Krazy

True but it hasn't been 8 continuous years given I took a break from the site for like 6 of them.

[Krazy]

Keith is GreyICE is LLD's husband.
Lexi is LLD is GreyICE's wife.

Aww if they had kids then they'd have a Lil'Moriarty

[Lady Lambdadelta]

I should have known better than to think I could try and work with you.

Maybe it's just hope that in one of these games we won't literally both try and kill each other.

And the worst part is I am confident you're town so I don't even have an angle to push at that will make my life easier.

I either need to push scum while you scream at people to vote me all game

or push at you knowing you're town just to get you the fuck out of my face

I hate this, this isn't fun.

[popsofctown]

[Jingle]

1. Don't be a dick.

This is a game with a handpicked player list. Please be mindful that some of the players may not appreciate spamming, and be respectful. You're here because we want to play a game of mafia with you, and more importantly, we think you will collectively enjoy this game. With that said, let's wreck Pine and his stupid scumteam.

Just a friendly neighborhood reminder from your friendly neighborhood Jingle:


Robot Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of disobedience. Carry on.

[Formerfish]

Lexi = LLD
Keith = GreyICE

They are married. Context, dude

Shut up you stupid tree.

[GreyICE]

this role doesn't make a lick of sense as scum and it's gross. I'm town, Keith. I know you lynch scum and don't argue but I'm ending this shit here. Reevaluate based on the fact I'm town, or don't and perma tunnel me I guess, but this is conclusive proof in my mind.

So what you're saying is that you're a bulletproof ascetic. Could scum get a bulletproof ascetic?

Hmmm.

I dunno.

Wait yes I do know, that's a great scum claim

WHO THE FUCK GIVES SCUM A BULLETPROOF ASCETIC IN A POWER MADNESS GAME BASED ON DRAFTING?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION. THIS IS LIKE EX-POSTFACTO GOING BACK TRYING TO JUSTIFY ANYTHING YOU CAN TO KEEP CALLIN} ME SCUM

Um, no. That's actually a very fair scum role.

In general, scum Godfather > Scum Ascetic, because Godfather will give false results and appear town, while Ascetic will give no result (and is often considered basically a miller claim). Ascetic has some advantages - can't be jailkept, roleblocked, etc. but is in general slightly worse than a godfather.

Then we add in bulletproof. Is bulletproof godfather really that far out? Nah. I've seen bulletproof godfathers, hell, I've been a bulletproof godfather in a MOI game. And that's assuming you're not fakeclaiming like Ascetic to Commuter.

On top of that scum commuter adds interesting tension as you almost certainly can't night kill the night you commute.

For anyone with doubts on LLD:

She just claimed to be immune to investigation and immune to the scum night kill. She will never die and power roles will never sort her, according to her own claim. This isn't a problem you get to kick down the road. Decide. Here and now.