Mainstream Mafia II: D&D Edition [FIN]

[Elements]

I swear you've had a different profile pic before

[RCEnigma]

ya I'm vigging you

if enough people prefer I can shoot RCEnigma

see ya day 2 nerds

I approve. When I don't die, Vorkuta sends you to the gulag.

[RCEnigma]

I will ban this horrible practice

If you vote vorkuta for governor

Nvm Vorkuta cant be gov.

Thanksgiving for life son!

[Vorkuta]

I've been reading up on this

capitalist

festival of yours.
Apparently a turkey can be "pardoned".
I can do that instead- thus gobble will still remain un-roasted, and RCE can have his thanksgiving.

Ah look at how much of a savy negotiatior I am.
This further speaks to my strengths as your governor

pretty penguin power perfect person personify people powerfully
Have you voted for vorkuta yet?

[RCEnigma]

You have to catch gobble first. And what of his family? Only 1 turkey is pardoned. How will he go on?

[RCEnigma]

In all seriousness we do need a debate between candidates before day 1.

[Vorkuta]

You have to catch gobble first

wtf do ruling heads of state actually get their hands dirty and physically catch the turkey?
But if that's necessary to

win votes

show my devotion to the cause and

win votes

adherence to traditions, then I shall

Only 1 turkey is pardoned. How will he go on?

Gobble- do you have family?
If you do, I shall put in every effort into ensuring that

I get your vote

there is a legal loophole by which they can escape Thanksgiving Day unscathed.

[KidAmn]

VOTE: KidAmn

Eat my jorts

[Elements]

VOTE: KidAmn

Eat my jorts

You should feel ashamed of yourself for not voting the one true governor that is Menalque. Change your vote now or feel the wrath of 20,000 small humanoid cacti beating you to death with the wings of tiny bats.

[Vorkuta]

I think you meant vote:vork for governor

Menalque is corrupt, will be an inefficient governor, will abuse his power, and all that.
Vork is your one true governor.

I'm also not used to opposition leaders lasting this long without voluntarily stepping down or experiencing an unfortunate personal/family tragedy

[Vorkuta]

I still have job openings for the following positions in my cabinet
-

propaganda minister

-social media and advertising expert
-

gulag administrator

-chief of law enforcement
-

party secretary

-administrative assistant
-

my right hand

-chief of staff

The party is rapidly expanding and we will be ready to announce our

5 year

plan shortly!
Vote Vorkuta for Governor

[gobbledygook]

Gobble- do you have family?

*gobble* *gobble* !

[Vorkuta]

They will be sent to

gulag

camp for safekeeping, while you will be pardoned. No turkey hunting will take place on my watch.

You will be reunited

in gulag

together after

I win the vote

Thanksgiving to ensure

your cooperation

their safety.

[gobbledygook]

[AaronFrost]

VOTE: No gov

[Vorkuta]

Now Vote Vorkuta for Governor so you can be pardoned

[AaronFrost]

Now Vote Vorkuta for Governor so you can be pardoned

VOTE: AaronFrost

[KidAmn]

I'm voting for the only person I know is town. I encourage everyone else to do the same.

[Elements]

I'm voting for the only person I know is town. I encourage everyone else to do the same.

But you're not though
You're voting yourself

[davesaz]

We have 40 players, most of whom have power roles of some sort. I figure it's not the known 1-shot governor that's going to cause "drama," and frankly if the mod is spending up to 9 days of our time doing this, there's probably some town reason we'd want to figure out someone to pick. I'm not going to speculate on what that is, but avoiding the game mechanic is essentially trying to argue the game is poorly designed. Maybe it is, but I'm going to play the game in front of me.

On one hand, I agree with this, and it matches with how I interpreted the earlier shorter post.
On the other hand, the wifom flip side of the same argument is that it's a juicy looking treat that's gonna get town in trouble if it's activated.
On the gripping hand, it could be just a fancy but very time consuming way to avoid having a traditional RVS.

[Vorkuta]

get town in trouble if it's activated

That is precisely why you should vote for someone who understands that with great power comes great responsibility, and who you trust to handle it with competence. Like Vorkuta.

[Rautherdir]

I'm voting for the only person I know is town. I encourage everyone else to do the same.

So, you're asking everyone who isn't scum to vote themselves for governor? I mean, that would be nice if it worked.
Although I'm going to vote for you now for the simple reason of 'we were werewolves together last game'

VOTE: KidAmn

[davesaz]

Woah 29 pages without my participation

Is that a new record?

Not if you're scum.

[Pine]

I should definitely be the Governor.

[Pine]

VOTE: Pine