Mainstream Mafia II: D&D Edition [FIN]

[Elements]

no pine no
HURT: pine

[Vorkuta]

Oh boy more opposition.

These guys don't even have a solid platform- they're doing it purely for vanity purposes.
We need to rally around the one true governor!

Vote vorkuta for governor!

[Vorkuta]

In other news, where the hell is my PR coordinator

[Cephrir]

I cradle my head in one hand. The witnesses I'd interviewed tonight were worse than useless. Each only seemed interested in hysterically reporting their ludicrous "election" activities to me. Some of them must have information about the crime, but it's impossible to tell who among all their blathering. I take a drag from my cigar, standing outside the apartment of a Mr. Vorkuta, an especially useless blubbering person of interest. I can't truly start my investigation until the evil power is destroyed... for now, I need a drink.

[zoraster]

I don't really know what Cephrir is doing but I'm enjoying it so:

VOTE: Cephrir

[Menalque]

Turkey I will be instituting a tradition of eating vorkuta’s under my noble reign as governor

This is the price of treason

[Menalque]

Has anyone hammered my election yet? If not what are you people even doing

[Menalque]

Here is what needs to happen:
If people want to hand out the governor to anyone or want it for themselves, they need to say why they want it.
If people decide that your reason isn’t amazing, then you should vote VOTE: no govern
If you do not have a reason that is not amazing, then you should vote VOTE: no govern

I’m just rly feeling being a governor this game dude

Like

rly

feeling it

[Untrod Tripod]

vote Cephrir

[Menalque]

VOTE:

mod, I’m actually vladdy putin himself so this vote should be proxied for me, pls and thank

[Menalque]

UT and zor are kinda weird hey

[Menalque]

the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

Help get me elected and I’ll be the most geriatric poster in the game

[Vorkuta]

This is the price of treason

Blatant abuse of power is blatant.|
This man isn't even ELECTED in office and he's already spouting such heresy!

mod, I’m actually vladdy putin himself so this vote should be proxied for me, pls and thank

Bingle obviously meant yours truly.

Menalque doesn't even have an election platform and he speaks in *baguette crackling noises*
Let us coordinate and unite under the banner of the people!

[Vorkuta]

I’ll be the most geriatric poster in the game

Already making campaign promises he can't hope to keep.

[Menalque]

I do agree that

no governor

menalque

is the correct way to hammer. I'm also sad we are in such a woke community because letting this run its cause for ~48 hours would have been delicious.

FTFY

[Untrod Tripod]

UT and zor are kinda weird hey

it is bc we r scum 2gether

[RCEnigma]

Menalque doesn't even have an election platform and he speaks in *baguette crackling noises*

Shots fired.

[Menalque]

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[Menalque]

Menalque doesn't even have an election platform and he speaks in *baguette crackling noises*

Shots fired.

That’s only gonna happen after the election is over and vork has been lined up against the wall

[Gamma Emerald]

Yeah sure, I know for a fact we just clash so any scumread you have on me

I automatically do not respect

kinda a weird response, You didn't deny being scum just a slight discredit.

That stood out for me in the same way Nero. Do you think Gamma is gonna be that obvious though?

Try reading between the lines. By vocalizing that I’m broadcasting to everyone else “this read is crap”.

Respecting someone's read has nothing to do with it's veracity. I can not respect people who read me, but that doesn't mean the read is wrong.

I think a better way to get across what you intimated would be to talk about his ability to read you correctly, not how much you respect him as a player. You guys can clash and he can still read you right, you saying you don't respect his read doesn't change your alignment.

Our clashing screws with how we read each other though. Our previous game together he was part of a hydra and we just

went at each other

for a while as scum partners. It pissed of his hydra partner and I eventually realized every post I was having issues with was by him. That gave me an excuse to mold my interaction with that slot that game, but it also made me realize we just do not work well together in any capacity. So like, if our clashing can affect our interactions on such a level when we know each other’s alignment...

how the hell do you think we’re gonna read each other well ever

?

I still stand by my 349 and your 383 feels like a cop-out. We "went after" each other b/c I assume you wanted to distance from our slot and I replied b/c I thought I'd look bad for ignoring you. So I feel like this "look at me and Nero not getting along! It totally proves that we can't read each other." Also, I wasn't really under suspicion. Spangled? was town reading my head and no one put much stock in your "case."

And so what? Even if I was historically bad @ reading you it doesn't exactly mean that I can't be right here. So yeah, I think you are just discrediting scum.

If you really think that distancing was all it was you’re super wrong. Look at how I reacted when I realized your posting was causing me problems. That was genuine.
And like I don’t think you even generated a real reason to scumread me before I responded, and you seemingly still had 13 pages to read. So like, at the very least I think your read is rather disingenuous.

[Gamma Emerald]

that was from the wiki, btw.

(When do I get given a meme)

[Nero Cain]

this game is 50 shades of dumb.

[Menalque]

VOTE: no governor

Whoa whoa whoa what the fuck is going on here then turkey

[Gamma Emerald]

Ok after reading that, these are my off the cuff impressions:

If xofelf or chemist turns out to be scum, they are not scum together. I don’t know xofelf but she seems a little clueless/confused for her join date but I can’t tell if it’s a tell or not since I don’t know if it’s normal.

UT seems town to me so far. He is usually an easy read for me, from years ago.

Melnaque seems to have an ulterior motive, but not necessarily scum. Maybe third party.

Bingle is pushing his agenda hard. My gut says that’s a personality trait that he’d do as any loyalty but I’ll wait and see.

Zoraster is town. (Long time no see btw). His thoughts basically echo mine. I had no idea game started.

Bbmolla is acting scummy (for him)

Nero Cain seems town - doesn’t seem concerned with his appearance or how his posts will “seem”

Full disclosure: I have a 60hr/wk job and a 1 year old toddler. I am extremely busy. I’m not sure what my presence will be like in such a big game. I won’t disappear but I won’t be available Willy nilly- maybe one or two dedicated short time periods per day for this game, period, at least until it gets smaller and moves slower. But I will do my best to be active enough to make an impact. It’s been a long time since I’ve played.

Talk about your BBMolla read please
Also I don’t think xofelf being confused is A.I.

[Vorkuta]

That’s only gonna happen after the election is over and vork has been lined up against the wall

Hah.
I also win in terms of benevolence!
I would send my political rivals/enemies to

gulag

a camp for a certain term.
The evil and nefarious menalque would rather execute people!

Mercy over Cruelty!
Vorkuta for governor!