Mainstream Mafia II: D&D Edition [FIN]

[Nero Cain]

In our defense- the game hasn't even begun yet.
This isn't even D1

I'd argue that being asked to do something that may or may not have in-game consequences

is

part of the game and thus we've started. Also, you can very much play/scum hunt in pre/early game.

[Vorkuta]

Can I count on your support and vote comrade NC?

[Dr Easy Bake]

Eat my jorts

Well slap my ass and call me daddy

If you think I'm reading anything in the 23 pages before this you can eat ass

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Side Note: How'd you know I was a Mark???

[Nero Cain]

if you stop fluff posting and help me lynch Wooper/Gamma d1 then sure.

[Gamma Emerald]

captain of the mighty ship "wreck"

Oh s*** Reckoner is in the game?

[Gamma Emerald]

the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

Ok boomer

[Vorkuta]

Dr EB- can I conscript you into spreading

propaganda

awareness for the vork-for-governor and the PPPPPPPP agenda?

if you stop fluff posting and help me lynch Wooper/Gamma d1 then sure.

I will meet with my advisers and get back to you on that proposal.

[RCEnigma]

Gammas town for sure.

[Nero Cain]

I don’t remember exactly what I had issue with but I absolutely remember something about your posting just looked off to me in that game. And like, I’m pretty sure you did something to feed that fire yourself.
And you wanna know why I’m not calling you scum? It’s exactly because of how we clash. I see nothing about the vote that makes it scummy, just things that make it bad. I’m sorry you expect me to OMGUS you?
And like, you post that Wooper was scum and that you haven’t read and your very next post is to call me scum after I glare at you. Doesn’t feel very genuine to me.

"but I absolutely remember something about your posting just looked off to me"

We were scum together you fool. Are you seriously retroactively scumhunting your scumbuddy?

Remember that game where you were town and I was scum and I pushed you and you OMGUS shot me? Where's that Gamma?

Why do you give a shit about my wooper read?

[xofelf]

Gamma, I love you.

[Gamma Emerald]

I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts

*looks at jingle's vote count*
*keeps posting*

Ahem
I am making a bid to run for governor, and one of my policies will undoubtedly be "send all fluffposters to gulag"
Can I count on your support and vote?

You have no principles, you are like Aaron Burr. You will

never

have my vote.

[davesaz]

the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

Help get me elected and I’ll be the most geriatric poster in the game

No that’s mine along with being the most paranoid.

[Gamma Emerald]

I don’t remember exactly what I had issue with but I absolutely remember something about your posting just looked off to me in that game. And like, I’m pretty sure you did something to feed that fire yourself.
And you wanna know why I’m not calling you scum? It’s exactly because of how we clash. I see nothing about the vote that makes it scummy, just things that make it bad. I’m sorry you expect me to OMGUS you?
And like, you post that Wooper was scum and that you haven’t read and your very next post is to call me scum after I glare at you. Doesn’t feel very genuine to me.

"but I absolutely remember something about your posting just looked off to me"

We were scum together you fool. Are you seriously retroactively scumhunting your scumbuddy?

Remember that game where you were town and I was scum and I pushed you and you OMGUS shot me? Where's that Gamma?

Why do you give a shit about my wooper read?

I was pushing you because it was what I thought town!me would do, and as I said, I recall you incensing me somewhat.
As for that game, yeah I can admit that shot was fueled by OMGUS, but I still hold to my statement that the way you pushed that idea of me shooting the claimed PGO was super icky. And like, is that what you

want

from me? Do you

want me

to be baited by your behavior?
And your Wooper read doesn’t really mean anything to me? What gave you that idea?

[Dr Easy Bake]

the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

Ok boomer

[Dr Easy Bake]

Dr EB- can I conscript you into spreading

propaganda

awareness for the vork-for-governor and the PPPPPPPP agenda?

I know you couldn't see one of my images. Here's the link:https://i.imgur.com/NchvZv5.png if that helps.
I voted for you of course, but I'll need some time before I can just join the cause...

[Gamma Emerald]

okay i skimmed everything

the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

the game hasn't even started yet bruh

instead of fucking threatening the guys who are having some fun, could you comment on the actual relevant topics, mr pooper?

ya I'm vigging you

if enough people prefer I can shoot RCEnigma

see ya day 2 nerds

oh wazzup bbmolla

i'm tr1ckster
also extrapolated eagle

i don't remember which one i knew you briefly as maybe slightly more than an acquaintance by

but i think i knew you as one of 'em

or maybe i was just a creepy onlooker

either way

sell me on that no governor stuff

We need the death-count to raise if we want to have a high post count. That's basically it. Governor impedes with that.

It's pro-town now to post very little and infrequently. Once we have less people it reverses.

Information overload is the absolute best strategy as scum in this game, and it sucks that some of you are willingly helping them achieve that.

Information overload doesn’t kill towns, towns screwing themselves kills towns
Like the current longest and second longest games were both scum wins, but game length probably mattered very little. The longest was because town just ripped itself to fucking pieces, and the second longest was for probably a myriad of reasons, game length still not being one.

[Gamma Emerald]

The election will work just like any other day; the difference being the winner gets the 1-shot Governor instead of being lynched.

D1 will commence immediately after a winner is chosen, or in 8 days, 19 hours, 35 minutes. Whichever is sooner

.

Day hasn't started because mod says so

Day hasn’t started but the game has

[Gamma Emerald]

the first five pages make me absolutely furious

stop fucking posting useless garbage or I will fucking vig you

yes I am claiming vig and I will be targeting the person who I count has the most fluffposts, I don't even fucking care if they're a confirmed innocent child

fluffposting is pro-scum in this game

ok boomer

*high fives IJ711*

[Gamma Emerald]

VOTE: Wooper

I’ll choose Wooper for now.

Probably town

[Gamma Emerald]

So, Vorky, you're a mechanical player. How do you justify wanting the governor?

I don't even know what the roll does

*ahem*
1- My mechanical insight will aid me in record keeping, providing help to those who are lost, and
In fact I don't actually want the roll, but the title. The roll is only an added benefit.
2-

smear campaign goes here

Would you rather someone... impulsive/fluffy/untrustworthy/notoriously-hotheaded get the governor roll instead?
I am a paragon of virtue, with no particular preferences/favorites. If I deem a lynch to be anti-town, I shall stop it, else I shall allow it. Can others say that?
They would use their governor shot to save a fellow

shitposter

friend
3-"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket". My roll is not as impactful as say... FF's is (based on his vague hints).

4- I will mandate pictures of putin riding bears in bathrooms?

I could support this platform actually. But pandering randomly is not a way to assure me of your values. What is your opinion on fluffposting? On long versus short games?

[Dr Easy Bake]

BB will get my RVS once the first day begins.

[Dr Easy Bake]

if you stop fluff posting and help me lynch Wooper/Gamma d1 then sure.

Like, do you even know who I am?>?

[Gamma Emerald]

BB will get my RVS once the first day begins.

The Election kinda removes RVS
Like it’s not a random vote at that point

[Pink Ball]

You motherfuckers couldn't wait for me to come and do my thing on page 19 huh

After my successful run as governor in Alisae v Pine.

I nominate myself as the one who gets the governor.
I shall use the power with wisdom and grace, which we all know I have plenty of.

VOTE: FireB

I lol'ed, you win

[Nero Cain]

if you stop fluff posting and help me lynch Wooper/Gamma d1 then sure.

Like, do you even know who I am?>?

Why should I care who you are?