Mainstream Mafia II: D&D Edition [FIN]

[Creature]

Do I feel mechanical? Do I feel to have already solved the game?

[Creature]

Meh, probably just vote no governor anyway

[Creature]

wouldn't want one more week trying to get 21 votes on me or someone else

[Bingle]

Of all the current options (God I'm going to regret saying this) if we have to have a governor FL is the best choice.

[Bingle]

No governor is still a superior choice.

[Amrun]

I’m going to design a game with a shitpost vig that can only shoot shitposters. Inspired by this game.

do you want a serious answer for this?

Yes

its because she comes from a time period where games were slower and more managable.
Mafia was a different game back then.
Now its more shitposty and more spammy and most people who are like "GUYS STOP FLUFFPOSTING" are like that because they were just from a different time period.

Are... are all games like this now?

[Creature]

I think everyone is just memeing right now.

[Creature]

tbh
I was expecting to read more then 30 pages when I woke up and thought there would be significantly more pages then 30.

Not many hype

[Creature]

I tried to help by spamming in protest

[Creature]

but huh I'm not Nancy Drew or RC

[Creature]

this isn't an MU game either otherwise I would have 400 posts by now

[Creature]

Imagine joining a 40p game and expecting people to not shitpost

Fair! But it EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS.

lol if no one hitting 200 posts yet can be called above expectation

[Creature]

I will not vote Melnaque. I will vote UT.

You're gonna give scum the advantage

[Creature]

Mena- Loud and obnoxious

doesn't mean shit

[Creature]

Cephrir- Probably faking a post restriction

then it's scum

[Creature]

Creature- Might be premature, but the tone/

solveyness

/DGAF together makes my gut say town.

lol solving

[Creature]

Wait, that's what I'm doing rn

[Creature]

wtf how do I not solve?

[Creature]

FlavorLeaf- He hinted something that makes him likely not groupscum to me without trying to draw attention to it.

Now you have made it pubic

[Bingle]

you think its scummy that I'm anti-spam? lol Dude is just grasping at straws.

Just b/c YOU don't think I'm an easy read doesn't mean I have to think the same thing as you.

Also, I've been calling you scum forever so not that you are calling me scum (for weak reasons) just comes across as OMGUSY and vengeful. You're also whiteknighting Gamma here wich is yuck.

1. Being anti-spam isn't scummy. The way you're going about being anti spam is scummy.

2. I'm not saying I don't think you're an easy read. I'm saying you're routinely in everyone's POE in the endgame and the only person I can ever remember saying you were an easy read was wrongly townreading scum you. I also don't think I've ever seen you say you're an easy read before. As such, the fact that you're saying you're an easy read is scummy. If I'm wrong, you're in a unique position to show me where you've been accurately read by people in so many games before.

3. Yes, you were in my nullscum group for weak reasons. Congratulations?

4. The OMGUS accusation is kinda funny. If you think I'm wrong about Gamma town, maybe engage me about my Gamma read. It was in that same wall post where I Omgused you by posting reads of all the slots.

5. Serious question here: Have you read the rest of my post, or are you just responding to something that said your name because it said your name?

[Creature]

Pine: I expect Pinescum to try to enforce thread breathability more than Pine town.

He waited until three days later to start doing something at Micc's Pokemon Sapphire game and he was scum

[Bingle]

Now you have made it pubic

Nah, FF's the one with the pubic thing. You give a guy gonorrhea once and he never lets you hear the end of it.

I very much doubt anyone in this list can dig subtext between me and FL when we're keeping it vague.

[Bingle]

He waited until three days later to start doing something at Micc's Pokemon Sapphire game and he was scum

Lynx?

[Creature]

Rachel Randall looked at the bendy knife in her hands and felt lonely.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her cosy surroundings. She had always loved grey Los Angeles with its delightful, doubtful ditches. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel lonely.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Molly Bond. Molly was an admirable vicar with sloppy elbows and squat warts.

Rachel gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a virtuous, incredible, port drinker with sticky elbows and ugly warts. Her friends saw her as a pongy, poor painter. Once, she had even rescued a tasty baby bird from a burning building.

But not even a virtuous person who had once rescued a tasty baby bird from a burning building, was prepared for what Molly had in store today.

The rain hammered like gyrating humming birds, making Rachel cross.

As Rachel stepped outside and Molly came closer, she could see the knowledgeable glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want affection," Molly bellowed, in a stable tone. She slammed her fist against Rachel's chest, with the force of 4675 koalas. "I frigging love you, Rachel Randall."

Rachel looked back, even more cross and still fingering the bendy knife. "Molly, beam me up Scotty," she replied.

They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two doubtful, disturbed donkeys jogging at a very delightful engagement party, which had R & B music playing in the background and two daring uncles bouncing to the beat.

Suddenly, Molly lunged forward and tried to punch Rachel in the face. Quickly, Rachel grabbed the bendy knife and brought it down on Molly's skull.

Molly's sloppy elbows trembled and her squat warts wobbled. She looked delighted, her body raw like a sweet, shy sausage.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Molly Bond was dead.

Rachel Randall went back inside and made herself a nice glass of port.

THE END

[Creature]

He waited until three days later to start doing something at Micc's Pokemon Sapphire game and he was scum

Lynx?

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