Chemist1422 saw Xayah posturing herself in front of a deadly spear. But something about it seemed rather off.
"Xayah, you are wearing armor. If you want to end your own life with that spear, why wouldn't you take it off?"
"Oh, right," Xayah stuttered, stressed about the openness of her association with the killer robot. "The armor's purpose is to protect my xylem so I should jab my neck instead. Then I can die when all the water comes out. The red water."
"You mean blood? What's xylem?"
"It's a type of fish guts, moron. GAH!"
Xayah thrust her neck onto the spear, rupturing it. A mixture of confetti, pink frosting, and water began to flow and cover the spear.
"Guys, I think something's going on here," Chemist1422 mused. He cocked his head right, confused about how nonviolent this "suicide" had seemed just now.
The flotational Chemist1422 kicked the floor and drifted up above the corpse so he could look down on it from a new angle. He saw a zipper he hadn't noticed before, right on the inside of the collar of the armor. He summoned an orb to coalesce around the zipper, and pulled it down until the armor unzipped all the way down the back, revealing mostly emptiness inside. But out tumbled a tiny little flower that fell awkwardly into a crumple.
"Oof." A tiny little plant looked up at Chemist1422, and a growing amount of attention from some rather large monsters. "Um... can you believe that evil fish person ate me and held me captive for years? Thank you for freeing me you guys!!" The flower put on a friendly smile.
Chemist1422 glanced at the intricate system of levers, pulleys, and microphones in the armor. He felt rather skeptical about the kidnapping characterization.
All the monsters had come closer by now. Plus Metatron 3.0, who did not look pleased. "I HAVE BEEN CATFISHED. BY A FISH? SELF REFERENTIAL LOOP ERROR. WEEDING PROTOCOL RECOMMENDED."
Chemist1422 tried to stomp the little liar, but he had a rather difficult time, floating was compulsory for him. But all the monsters of Snowdin and a powerful robot began helping, stamping and stomping until every single petal and leaf was shredded and separate.
(expired on 2019-11-11 22:06:42)