Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

[KittyMo]

(If it's still allowed, /in as stranger)

It is totally fine to sign up now, it'll just obviously be for a future round

[CaptainMeme]

/in as stranger (next round I guess )

[VashtaNeurotic]

/in both

[Saladman27]

/in as contestant

[Aristophanes]

K I'll fold and do a split. Thought I was onto an easy lead there!

Make a group of the following plz:
Ukelele
Uni Funding
Elephant Onesie
Bear Saviour
Sisters

That is to say

Split Identities

plz

[KittyMo]

Here are the results of your Split Identity:

Strangers	Identities
Fluminator	Has two older sisters with the exact same first name
Iprobablysuck	Has worn an elephant onesie in public
Mina	Has written multiple letters denying universities' requests for additional funding
SleepyKrew	Is currently teaching themself to play the ukulele
Something_Smart	Saved some people from a bear once

Strangers	Identities
James Brafin	Has been talking to their robot vacuum like it's a pet, and been told this is weird, but when they told their mum they'd bought one the first thing she asked was if they'd named it, so maybe it isn't weird
N	Heard some friends talking about anal beads and assumed they were discussing a rosary
pablito	Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo
Plotinus	Once was awake for an entire week without sleeping
RadiantCowbells	One day, drank a pint of beer every hour for being awake and ended up playing soccer while drunk
Radja	Used to have an imaginary twin
StrangerCoug	Went to an amusement park with a friend who started throwing up in a rollercoaster while [stranger] was sitting next to him

Confirmed No Match

Plotinus -> Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo

Assistance

Tri-dentity | Double Dip | 2 questions

[Aristophanes]

Whoa what are you doing up at this hour? XD

[KittyMo]

I just got home from work and ate a hamburger hbu

[Aristophanes]

Also this is interesting as this was not the way I expected the names to split at all!

[Plotinus]

V/LA until the end of Saturday

[Aristophanes]

I just got home from work and ate a hamburger hbu

Couldn't sleep despite working stupid hours so I'm being productive...as you can see

[KittyMo]

Also this is interesting as this was not the way I expected the names to split at all!

Is there anything in particular that surprises you most?

[Aristophanes]

@Skrew
How ever did you manage to save some people from a bear?

@Mina
What was the first song you learned to play on Ukelele?

[Aristophanes]

Also this is interesting as this was not the way I expected the names to split at all!

Is there anything in particular that surprises you most?

Yeah!

If you switched Anal Beads and A Week Without Sleep into section 1 in lieu of the Older Sisters and the Bear I would think this made a lot more sense XD

Shows what I know!

[Mina]

I'm not even at the level where I can play a full song on the ukelele yet. I bought it recently, and I'm still only on the very basics like chords and which string corresponds with which note. But one day!

[Aristophanes]

Interesting interesting hmm...

[SleepyKrew]

I meet up with some old high school friends a few times a year. A couple of them are outdoorsy and somehow convinced the rest of us to go camping. It was my first (and last) time camping so I took a LOT of precautions, including a couple things of bear spray. I felt pretty fucking smart when a bear showed up and got chased off by my spray. I'm not the one that actually sprayed the bear, because I'm a wimp, but it was my spray that got used. So I'm a hero.

[Aristophanes]

Ooo bearspray! A very good choice!

Not sure I believe it though.

[Aristophanes]

Alrighty,

Match Something_Smart with Ukelele

Match Fluminator with Bear Grylls

[KittyMo]

2 for 2! Excellent work.

Strangers	Identities
Iprobablysuck	Has two older sisters with the exact same first name
Mina	Has worn an elephant onesie in public
SleepyKrew	Has written multiple letters denying universities' requests for additional funding

Strangers	Identities
James Brafin	Has been talking to their robot vacuum like it's a pet, and been told this is weird, but when they told their mum they'd bought one the first thing she asked was if they'd named it, so maybe it isn't weird
N	Heard some friends talking about anal beads and assumed they were discussing a rosary
pablito	Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo
Plotinus	Once was awake for an entire week without sleeping
RadiantCowbells	One day, drank a pint of beer every hour for being awake and ended up playing soccer while drunk
Radja	Used to have an imaginary twin
StrangerCoug	Went to an amusement park with a friend who started throwing up in a rollercoaster while [stranger] was sitting next to him

Confirmed No Match

Plotinus -> Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo

Assistance

Tri-dentity | Double Dip | 2 questions

Match Attempts
11
10
9
8
---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

[Aristophanes]

[Aristophanes]

Match Mina with Uni Requests

If that fails

Match Mina with Onesie

I'm pretty confident on the first one tho.

[KittyMo]

Mina did not deny those requests.
She did wear an elephant onesie in public, though!

Strangers	Identities
Iprobablysuck	Has two older sisters with the exact same first name
SleepyKrew	Has written multiple letters denying universities' requests for additional funding

Strangers	Identities
James Brafin	Has been talking to their robot vacuum like it's a pet, and been told this is weird, but when they told their mum they'd bought one the first thing she asked was if they'd named it, so maybe it isn't weird
N	Heard some friends talking about anal beads and assumed they were discussing a rosary
pablito	Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo
Plotinus	Once was awake for an entire week without sleeping
RadiantCowbells	One day, drank a pint of beer every hour for being awake and ended up playing soccer while drunk
Radja	Used to have an imaginary twin
StrangerCoug	Went to an amusement park with a friend who started throwing up in a rollercoaster while [stranger] was sitting next to him

Confirmed No Match

Plotinus -> Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo

Assistance

Tri-dentity | Double Dip | 4 questions

Match Attempts
10
9
8
---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

[Aristophanes]

Dammit!

Imma have to get that story off you sometime, Mina

[Aristophanes]

Honestly, I thought the Onesie was going to Skrew!

Match Skrew with Uni Denier

You know what to do if I got that wrong.