Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Simple omelette. Seriously.

[N]

the complete lack of detail has me convinced.

lock it in

[Tatsuya Kaname]

Spoiler: Well, actually...

I DID almost blow up the kitchen on my first cooking attempt.

It was when I was 9, I think. I wanted to try cooking something so I grabbed a pan, cracked an egg, whisk it up with some salt and on to the pan it goes.

The thing is, I turned on the gas stovetop and somehow the gas didn't light up, so it ended up bursting gas out to the whole house. Luckily, my dad smelled the gas and came in to stop me. If he didn't come, I would have already killed myself.

[KittyMo]

Tatsuya had the cooking incident!

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Fluent in Braille and knows several different Braille alphabets
KittyMo	Met Carly Rae Jepsen before Call Me Maybe
Plotinus	Owns three bunny ear headbands
Something_Smart	Was on a high school robotics team that came in last every single year
Vi	Witnessed an ostrich perform a mating dance for [Stranger's] date

Strangers	Identities
Equinox	Broke into a beach bar as a teenager only to discover that the family who owned it slept there at night
Fluminator	Drank a bottle of Jagermeister while complaining that it tasted like toothpaste
Menalque	Had to explain Mafia to a customs agent
RadiantCowbells	Knows pi to 100 digits
SleepyKrew	Purchased a 300 pack of teabags and finished them in 2 months
StrangerCoug	Their first human shogi opponent was another scummer

Assistance

Tri-dentity | Double Dip | Mistaken Identity | 1 question

Match Attempts
12/Mistaken Identity
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[Tatsuya Kaname]

If you haven't realized yet, I am a careless person.

[N]

SS was upstaged by a bird

[KittyMo]

SS is not the date of the target of the ostrich's adoration. That's your Mistaken Identity!

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Fluent in Braille and knows several different Braille alphabets
KittyMo	Met Carly Rae Jepsen before Call Me Maybe
Plotinus	Owns three bunny ear headbands
Something_Smart	Was on a high school robotics team that came in last every single year
Vi	Witnessed an ostrich perform a mating dance for [Stranger's] date

Strangers	Identities
Equinox	Broke into a beach bar as a teenager only to discover that the family who owned it slept there at night
Fluminator	Drank a bottle of Jagermeister while complaining that it tasted like toothpaste
Menalque	Had to explain Mafia to a customs agent
RadiantCowbells	Knows pi to 100 digits
SleepyKrew	Purchased a 300 pack of teabags and finished them in 2 months
StrangerCoug	Their first human shogi opponent was another scummer

Confirmed no match

Something_Smart -> Witnessed an ostrich perform a mating dance for [Stranger's] date

Assistance

Tri-dentity | Double Dip | 1 question

Match Attempts
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8 ---Line of Assistance Revocation---
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[N]

I feel like the mafia one is either RC or Equinox
idk who Manalque is except their profile says they're french/ are beach bars a french thing?

skrew what made you want to learn pi

[SleepyKrew]

I thought I could use it to impress people. I was incorrect.

[N]

nah that's not it

tri-dentity on teabags

[KittyMo]

The "Purchased a 300 pack of teabags and finished them in 2 months" identity belongs to one of Menalque, RadiantCowbells, or StrangerCoug. You must solve this identity before attempting to solve others!

[N]

ugh that didn't really help

scoug loves tea

if not, menalque

[KittyMo]

StrangerCoug was not the extreme tea drinker.
Menalque, however, also did not drink 300 teabags' worth of tea within 2 months. You have unlocked the bonus Phone-a-Friend lifeline!!
By process of elimination, you have determined RadiantCowbells drank a lot of tea!

Since Phone-a-friend hasn't come up in the Reboot yet, let's review how it works. You may phone a scummer for help. Their role is to weigh in on any 2 identities. You're welcome to suggest which ones you'd most like help with, but what help they give is ultimately up to them. Anyone spectating (not a stranger) may /volunteer if they would like to. You can totally also proactively pick someone who does not volunteer, and I will go invite them to advise you!

Spoiler: Past game examples

I sure can! I'll start with the one I'm more confident on - that

racefan12

got incredibly unlucky and

has participated in over 30 flash game tournaments

, which isn't hard to assume because his Kongregate account is level 67(!)

Secondly, re:

Canadian Idol

, I'm going to guess it's

Aristophanes

. Sorry Shadoweh, but you're too lazy to go and do that. I could see Aristophanes actually going.

I knew you were gonna call me <3. So I've been reading along just in case.

Okay, so I 100% KNOW that

LLD is a trained hypnotist.

I have experienced this first hand in fact. I'm not sure like at all on anyone else's IDs. The one I thought was pabs' isn't cuz he's in the wrong box for it. I feel like Breeze isn't old enough for most of the things in his category, and not a musical theater guy, so I'm pretty confident he

sprained his ankle by being a complete dork

. Also, when I sprained mine we commiserated on how fucking awful crutches were.

I am almost certain that our lovely Vi is the one who folded a crane that small. If it's not Vi, then Haschel.

As for the arcade, I have some ideas but is that the one you want to know?

Are you ok on Shadoweh's identity?

I'm 100% positive on Shadoweh's where I'm less positive on the Arcade one (though I have a decent idea of that too.) so I'll give you Shadoweh's.

Shadoweh's is "put number of skittles they slept with on their application to be a skittle". 100%

And a reminder, I am pretty confident in Vi being the paper crane.

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Fluent in Braille and knows several different Braille alphabets
KittyMo	Met Carly Rae Jepsen before Call Me Maybe
Plotinus	Owns three bunny ear headbands
Something_Smart	Was on a high school robotics team that came in last every single year
Vi	Witnessed an ostrich perform a mating dance for [Stranger's] date

Strangers	Identities
Equinox	Broke into a beach bar as a teenager only to discover that the family who owned it slept there at night
Fluminator	Drank a bottle of Jagermeister while complaining that it tasted like toothpaste
Menalque	Had to explain Mafia to a customs agent
SleepyKrew	Knows pi to 100 digits
StrangerCoug	Their first human shogi opponent was another scummer

Confirmed no match

Something_Smart -> Witnessed an ostrich perform a mating dance for [Stranger's] date

Previous questions pertaining to unsolved identities

N asked SleepyKrew "skrew what made you want to learn pi" about the "Knows pi to 100 digits" identity. Skrew's response was: "I thought I could use it to impress people. I was incorrect." (#233)

Assistance

Double Dip | Phone-a-Friend | 3 questions

Match Attempts
9
8 ---Line of Assistance Revocation---
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1

[RadiantCowbells]

I'm sorry

[N]

bah

I may as well do this one seeing as I'm screwed anyway

plot knows braille

[KittyMo]

Plot is very knowledgeable about Braille

Strangers	Identities
Aristophanes	Met Carly Rae Jepsen before Call Me Maybe
KittyMo	Owns three bunny ear headbands
Something_Smart	Was on a high school robotics team that came in last every single year
Vi	Witnessed an ostrich perform a mating dance for [Stranger's] date

Strangers	Identities
Equinox	Broke into a beach bar as a teenager only to discover that the family who owned it slept there at night
Fluminator	Drank a bottle of Jagermeister while complaining that it tasted like toothpaste
Menalque	Had to explain Mafia to a customs agent
SleepyKrew	Knows pi to 100 digits
StrangerCoug	Their first human shogi opponent was another scummer

Confirmed no match

Something_Smart -> Witnessed an ostrich perform a mating dance for [Stranger's] date

Previous questions pertaining to unsolved identities

N asked SleepyKrew "skrew what made you want to learn pi" about the "Knows pi to 100 digits" identity. Skrew's response was: "I thought I could use it to impress people. I was incorrect." (#233)

Assistance

Double Dip | Phone-a-Friend | 4 questions

Match Attempts
9
8 ---Line of Assistance Revocation---
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1

[N]

ok well at least that's good

kmo tell me about the dancing giant chicken

[KittyMo]

ok well at least that's good

kmo tell me about the dancing giant chicken

Ahaha. It lives at the zoo in Belfast with at least one other ostrich iirc. Maybe two, idr. In the moment of meeting it I was actually scared. It was following Faraday around/staring at him before and after the dancing and I'd never seen an animal do anything like that so I didn't know if it was being aggressive. (I mean it was in a fenced off area but it came pretty close to the fence.)

It looked kinda similar to the start of this clip but it seemed like it went on for way longer. And the swaying motion seemed more intense, maybe faster? Maybe the ostrich was bigger than this one?



It freaked me out less when we figured out afterward that it was a mating dance. In hindsight it's just funny.

[N]

hmm

same q to ari

[Plotinus]

I also drink a ton of tea, probably more than 300 bags/2 months, but I purchase my tea in boxes of 20 because I like to vary the flavours between pots.

[Vi]

By process of elimination, you have determined RadiantCowbells drank a lot of tea!

I kind of want to know about this. Although the identity said nothing about

drinking

the tea...

(I also am known at my workplace for drinking a lot of tea but it's "only" two or three cups a day, partly because the chai I go through is best sweetened and dat sugar intake etc.)

[Plotinus]

i make a litre of tea with two teabags, and then when it's gone i make another litre of non-caffeinated tea (fruit infusions, herbal teas, roisboos) and so on for about 3-4 litres/day

[Aristophanes]

And here I thought I drank a lot of coffee O.o

[Aristophanes]

hmm

same q to ari

Lmao

Alright so first off, these are one of the closest things we have to dinosaurs atm and calling them a Giant Chicken is, well honestly pretty funny. But Still! XD

this was way back in high school when my GF and I were still figuring stuff out. She was always suggesting we do things and I was always too busy working or doing projects and whatnot. So anyway for our Biology class we managed to get a trip to African Lion Safari as a learning outing somehow. The teacher must have been pretty clever booking it jn hindsight because I don't think it had anything to do with the unit we were learning but it was perfect! The GF and I used itnas a date and held hands and I bought her lunch and a stuffed lion!

Well at one point she had had enough of my inability to, like, act on anything and kissed me! Iirc the kiss itself was meh but at the time it was amazing! And while we kissed I got distracted by this stupid bird flailing itself around in the cage we were at! I can only assume this guy thought my mating game was weeeak and decided to try and woo my girl! XD

We stopped and watched in disbelief, called it an idiot, and continued on our way. Stupid bird.

[StrangerCoug]

StrangerCoug was not the extreme tea drinker.

Yeah, that would have to be some pretty damn good tea for me to be drinking 300 bags worth in two months I very rarely drink tea, and I am picky about mine when I do.