Skyrim Mod uPick Scum PT

[mastina]

Lazyman's vca says that Pine was killed by someone suspicious of him.
gobbletygook or Aeronaut.
The turkey I somewhat doubt vigs a well-known player like Pine overnight, afraid of hitting town Pine and robbing them of his value.
Aeronaut however would.

Not that it really matters.
This game is basically a wash.
I was meant to be the scum dead.
I have a role literally fucking designed to die.
If the traitor is endgamed if I die, then we're absolutely fucked; my only hope for winning is that I don't successfully kill the traitor and that the traitor can inherit the scum power when dead.
If they can, we basically have a free win. Can't hunt for the last scumbuddy when there isn't one!

If they cannot, we lose. We just lose, period.
I'll keep playing as a good sport but this game is pretty much unwinnable.
I still believe in fighting to the bitter end; I will never give up, I will never surrender, I will still try at every step with whatever I deem the most optimal strategy so.
RIP me I guess.

[mastina]

BTW jjh I wrote a jingle for this game, but it is something which I will need to sing.

Since I can only sing when alone on a computer, that probably means not tonight, but.
You have a treat to look forward to.

[mastina]

BTW jjh I wrote a jingle for this game, but it is something which I will need to sing.

Since I can only sing when alone on a computer, that probably means not tonight, but.
You have a treat to look forward to.

This jingle will reference how our only power is a nerfed rolecop, my role requires me to die, we don't have a proper third scummate and have no clue how our traitor operates, and the town by contrast has a fucking bulletproof oracle (bulletproof of THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TOWN ROLE IF USED WITH EVEN A MODICUM OF COMPETENCY), a full town rolestopper, and a Vig of some sort, plus a neighborhood which is a masonry, with UPGRADING TOWN ROLES ON TOP OF THAT when zero scum roles interact with the upgrade mechanic, AMONG THE VERY LONG LIST OF ISSUES THIS GAME.

My jingle once I post it will be the only good thing to have come from this. Fucking. Game.

[mastina]

BTW jjh I wrote a jingle for this game, but it is something which I will need to sing.

Since I can only sing when alone on a computer, that probably means not tonight, but.
You have a treat to look forward to.

This jingle will reference how our only power is a nerfed rolecop, my role requires me to die, we don't have a proper third scummate and have no clue how our traitor operates, and the town by contrast has a fucking bulletproof oracle (bulletproof of THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TOWN ROLE IF USED WITH EVEN A MODICUM OF COMPETENCY), a full town rolestopper, and a Vig of some sort, plus a neighborhood which is a masonry, with UPGRADING TOWN ROLES ON TOP OF THAT when zero scum roles interact with the upgrade mechanic, AMONG THE VERY LONG LIST OF ISSUES THIS GAME.

My jingle once I post it will be the only good thing to have come from this. Fucking. Game.

So as promised, I recorded the jingle. I haven't given it a title yet, am open to feedback.
My first thought was something along the lines of 'bovine defecation', but that doesn't roll off the tongue too well. I'd prefer something shorter, saaaayyy, two syllables instead of six.
Let me know if you have any thoughts after you give it a listen:

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin' bullshit.

You know what this game iiisss?
It's a stinking pile of shiiiiiit!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin' bullshit.

Fake trumpet solo!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

Badum Badum BADADADADA
Badum Badum BADUMMMM
Badum Badum BADADADADA
Badum Badum BADUMMMM

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is bullshit,
So fuck this game I'm outttt...

[mastina]

(I'm not exactly happy with the recording, but someone came home so that was the only recording chance I got. I won't have any other windows to pull it off so that's all we get. It sounded slightly better in my head. )

[mastina]

BTW jjh I wrote a jingle for this game, but it is something which I will need to sing.

Since I can only sing when alone on a computer, that probably means not tonight, but.
You have a treat to look forward to.

This jingle will reference how our only power is a nerfed rolecop, my role requires me to die, we don't have a proper third scummate and have no clue how our traitor operates, and the town by contrast has a fucking bulletproof oracle (bulletproof of THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TOWN ROLE IF USED WITH EVEN A MODICUM OF COMPETENCY), a full town rolestopper, and a Vig of some sort, plus a neighborhood which is a masonry, with UPGRADING TOWN ROLES ON TOP OF THAT when zero scum roles interact with the upgrade mechanic, AMONG THE VERY LONG LIST OF ISSUES THIS GAME.

My jingle once I post it will be the only good thing to have come from this. Fucking. Game.

So as promised, I recorded the jingle. I haven't given it a title yet, am open to feedback.
My first thought was something along the lines of 'bovine defecation', but that doesn't roll off the tongue too well. I'd prefer something shorter, saaaayyy, two syllables instead of six.
Let me know if you have any thoughts after you give it a listen:

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin' bullshit.

You know what this game iiisss?
It's a stinking pile of shiiiiiit!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin' bullshit.

Fake trumpet solo!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

Badum Badum BADADADADA
Badum Badum BADUMMMM
Badum Badum BADADADADA
Badum Badum BADUMMMM

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is bullshit,
So fuck this game I'm outttt...

To reiterate.
We have a three-man neighborhood that is obviously a masonry.
An upgradeable bodyguard.
A full rolestopper.
Some form of town killing role.
A bulletproof Oracle capable of breaking the game, whose death condition won't trigger until long after the game is over.
Whatever the fuck Blatant Scum is.
And MORE.

Against a severely-gated mafia rolecop requiring guessing to get an accurate result.
A suicidal scum role that needs to die in order to trigger.
And the scum have a traitor instead of a proper third member--and even if we do manage to identify who it is (it's obviously Turkey), we have no fucking clue how his traitor role works. Can we nightkill him to recruit him or does nightkilling him kill him? It's not specified so we don't know.

So I repeat.
BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
This game is stinkin' BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
This game is stinkin' BULLSHIT!

[jjh927]

Oh you actually announce the fake trumpet solo rather than just doing it

I can't really comment on any of the substance at this time but I liked the tune

[mastina]

Kill: Xtoxm

.
Not that it matters, since he'll be vigging me and Zenith will be guiltying Turkey, but still. Formalities!

[mastina]

So the town in this game has:
A rolestopper.
A jailkeeper.
A bodyguard.
Plus the lynched roles.
A bulletproof Oracle.
Some form of Vig (even if that was just 1x but I suspect otherwise)
An IC.
A 3 man neighborhood which from setup perspective is PAINFULLY obvious to the town as being a masonry.
AND MORE.
Almost all of which are upgradeable.

Against a gated rolecop and what amounts to a shitty Superdaint-Janitor.
With a traitor whose recruitment method we don't know.

There's only one appropriate response:

BTW jjh I wrote a jingle for this game, but it is something which I will need to sing.

Since I can only sing when alone on a computer, that probably means not tonight, but.
You have a treat to look forward to.

This jingle will reference how our only power is a nerfed rolecop, my role requires me to die, we don't have a proper third scummate and have no clue how our traitor operates, and the town by contrast has a fucking bulletproof oracle (bulletproof of THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TOWN ROLE IF USED WITH EVEN A MODICUM OF COMPETENCY), a full town rolestopper, and a Vig of some sort, plus a neighborhood which is a masonry, with UPGRADING TOWN ROLES ON TOP OF THAT when zero scum roles interact with the upgrade mechanic, AMONG THE VERY LONG LIST OF ISSUES THIS GAME.

My jingle once I post it will be the only good thing to have come from this. Fucking. Game.

So as promised, I recorded the jingle. I haven't given it a title yet, am open to feedback.
My first thought was something along the lines of 'bovine defecation', but that doesn't roll off the tongue too well. I'd prefer something shorter, saaaayyy, two syllables instead of six.
Let me know if you have any thoughts after you give it a listen:

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin' bullshit.

You know what this game iiisss?
It's a stinking pile of shiiiiiit!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin' bullshit.

Fake trumpet solo!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

Badum Badum BADADADADA
Badum Badum BADUMMMM
Badum Badum BADADADADA
Badum Badum BADUMMMM

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm
Badum Badum Badadadada
Badum Badum Badummmm

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is stinkin'

BULLSHIT!

BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!

This game is bullshit,
So fuck this game I'm outttt...

[mastina]

Oh hey this is open again now.

Kill: Sujimichi

.
And then promptly eat Suji's vig.

I'm not gonna even remotely pretend this game's winnable.

But I mean. If I'm not vigged, and not lynched. What, with an Alimidia vig and an Eve/Wake lynch, maybe? What's that give me.
Alimidia + Suji dead tonight in an ideal scenario, six alive.
Turkey somehow still my traitor, 6p mylo, lynch one of Eve/Wake?
Then kill Dong I suppose and pray traitor counts to total?

I mean I guess there's a path to winning it's just that it requires things to happen that I have no control over and requires that the traitor still be who we've assumed it's been since D1.

Still tho.
Even if I win, I wouldn't call that proof of the game being balanced--I'd call it proof of the town being shit enough to lose in a townsided setup.