Kill the Above Poster

StrangerCoug · Post Post #425 (ISO) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:50 pm

You are sadistically sawn in half.

Iprobablysuck · Post Post #426 (ISO) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:56 pm

you are eaten for dinner by a very hungry hungry hippo

NotAJumbleOfNumbers · Post Post #427 (ISO) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:02 pm

You get a draw 1,000,000,000 card played on you and are crushed by the cards that appear.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #428 (ISO) » Tue Feb 25, 2020 4:04 am

You are forced to make 1,000,000,000 cards for Iprobablysuck to draw in the first place and then subsequently worked to death.

Iprobablysuck · Post Post #429 (ISO) » Tue Feb 25, 2020 6:30 am

He used your skin to make the cards

StrangerCoug · Post Post #430 (ISO) » Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:43 am

I had an infectious disease at the time I was skinned and you end up catching it and dying from it.

logan5123 · Post Post #431 (ISO) » Sat Feb 29, 2020 12:30 pm

you then die from said infectious disease while I laugh at you

Iprobablysuck · Post Post #432 (ISO) » Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:39 pm

You die from laughing too hard

StrangerCoug · Post Post #433 (ISO) » Sat Feb 29, 2020 4:33 pm

I cut the cord to the chandelier over your head and let it crush you.

logan5123 · Post Post #434 (ISO) » Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:22 pm

Said cord happens to whiplash into you, electrocuting you to death.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #435 (ISO) » Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:40 pm

You are then strangled with the cord.

NotAJumbleOfNumbers · Post Post #436 (ISO) » Mon Mar 02, 2020 6:57 pm

I pull this conveniently placed trapdoor switch, making you fall to your death.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #437 (ISO) » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:50 am

You get electrocuted by the switch when you pull it.

dsjstr · Post Post #438 (ISO) » Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:11 pm

I take a time machine and get the yeet out of there and meet Elon Musk.

We have a nice diner and he agrees to send a Falcon 9 over to your house

T-10 until your death...

StrangerCoug · Post Post #439 (ISO) » Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:06 am

I take a time machine and rig the diner you have dinner at to explode before you target my house with the Falcon 9.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #440 (ISO) » Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:08 pm

As it turns out, time travel is very dangerous.

You are turned into pure energy, killing you instantly.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #441 (ISO) » Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:25 pm

You are gutted alive for not taking an offer you couldn't refuse.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #442 (ISO) » Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:00 pm

You took the offer you couldn't refuse, because of your lack of free will.

The last things you see is the Reaper reaching into your body and taking your soul, in exchange for endless riches.

Unfortunately for you, you are crushed by your endless riches. Whoops.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #443 (ISO) » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:31 am

You are gunned down by the police after getting caught stealing those riches.

dsjstr · Post Post #444 (ISO) » Fri May 08, 2020 2:54 pm

I take a time machine to April 30th 11:15 am, and disguise myself as an officer. Jake was innocent but he knew me from the past and I could not allow that. SC being the only other person who knew my identity was also killed "by accident in the shoot out".

Iprobablysuck · Post Post #445 (ISO) » Fri May 08, 2020 5:30 pm

the time travel police delete you from existence

logan5123 · Post Post #446 (ISO) » Fri May 08, 2020 5:37 pm

The "Lack of Capitalization" police shoot you.

The bullets delete you from existence due to me being uncreative.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #447 (ISO) » Sat May 09, 2020 11:00 am

You are crushed by an improperly installed ceiling fan.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #448 (ISO) » Sat May 09, 2020 11:24 am

Your advisory board, after having one of it's members leaves, turns on you for not choosing another member in time.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #449 (ISO) » Sat May 09, 2020 2:09 pm

As the only one in the game I didn't put on the advisory board, I leave a clause in my will stating that you are to be executed upon my death.