Micro 940: A Normal Blitz II - Game Over

[Umlaut]

EBWOP: me in particular

being

involved

[Hoctac]

actually, that's a fair point. It looks natural but questioning it at all is a little tactless.

[Hoctac]

VOTE: hiraki

[humaneatingmonkey]

i can buy scum faking "tactlessness" to confirm a lolclaim

i dont know if george would specfically

not a guy of meta

[HoldenGolden]

Spoiler: Once upon a time

DEUS VULT

COMRADES! The flames of our righteous town cursade has been relit under the growing shadow of a new dark, sinful scum team! Last time we were successful in the elimination of

Bugsbespray

and the holy conversion of

Humaneatingmonkey

. Now, we must band together in order to stop evil once again! Maybe we can make it a bit more dramatic this time? My holy sacrifice last game got interrupted by you all's self-center and highly narcissistic lynching of HEM. If it was not against our heavenly lord, Mith, agenda I would personally SMITE each on of you for your actions.

But my angelic blood lust is showing isn't it? Bah, let me align the lenses of my supernatural reading glasses and see what we have here...acmh...

Datasni? Datnsani? Dasanai? Datsi!

Oh your face Datsi! Once I thought it afixed to your skull so well, but now I see it is nothing more than a mask. You have been coughing a lot of plem as well. Are you suffering from being cold in your soul? I know thou are cursed to be the leper king, but this is unnatural. It seems other's have caught on, no doubt trying to send you home to your leper colony.

Shiki!

Our noble scribe of the ancient tales of meta! Have though uncover any new secrets about our newest members. Do any reek of heretical knowledge?

Looking sexy as always me! Keep up gods work!

humaneatingmonkey

you better have successfully converted this time. Your entire existence is a cannibalistic abomination, so might as well do some good for once before I finally take you to back of the shed with my 22. Holy Shotgun

Madoka

I.....What was your role again in this? Ah thats right! The NAY sayer! It is always important to have someone say NAY! Do we spare the captives? Nay! Do we stop for the night? Nay! Does anyone want to talk to the better business Bureau about crusaders rights? Nay! Are you still being our Nay sayer?

And the man who was also right about HEM d1,

Hiraki!

You have my sacred decree to be as ruthless as possible in your "faith" evaluations on the rest of the party. If those around us arent being holy, I want to know.

GeorgeBailey

Our Coffee guy! I put up the first supply camp today as I constructed a goat pin. I would like a double expresso stat.

That leaves our two new comers. Honestly, Hoctac and Umlaut, you are going to have to prove your worth on my crusading team. Considering the last scum lords had an evil can of bug spray, logic implies that Umlaut isn't a scummy heretic. Therefore Hoctac, you are on the block!

VOTE: Hoctac

[shiki]

Okay, because it sounded like you were saying something about me in particular involved and was wondering how you would meta read me like that.

i was saying that the inclusion of the other mason swayed me away from that interpretation of it.

[humaneatingmonkey]

you better have successfully converted this time.

trust me my guy. i rolled town this time

[Hoctac]

Holden locktown

[HoldenGolden]

now bottoms up!
let's go round two!



VOTE: BeorgeGaily

Booze is against our decree! HERETIC!

not gonna lie i'm actually pretty sad about luca blight not playing. who am i supposed to sheep now lmao

its in your contract to sheep me

hard claiming masons with Umlaut

protect us pls

VOTE: Datisi

Ah, the little newcomers come as a duo!?

HAH

What an exciting development for sure

Oh yiiisssss rolled town this time baby

VOTE: HoldenGolden

Howdy

Thats exactly like what a HERETIC would say?

are you an heretic this game Monkey? I am going to get buddy again?

Datisi is looking center, so there's no way to know if he's Scum or not.

I can look center too!

See?

[GeorgeBailey]

I feel like HEM's reaction was natural tbh. Outing PRs so early only helps scum, and the town reads on me come from meta, which hem is unfamiliar with.

[humaneatingmonkey]

right i just remembered that shiki had an encyclopedia of meta on all of us, and that's like 2 f stops closer to creepy

[GeorgeBailey]

I would like a double expresso stat.

[Datisi]

hearly a hot take: monkey town

[Datisi]

nearly* fml ignore the post above

[Hoctac]

you better have successfully converted this time.

trust me my guy. i rolled town this time

Hum.

[humaneatingmonkey]

come from meta, which hem is unfamiliar with.

i remember in our last game that you were playing with a calculated distance as town, so i dont know the meta people have on you.

shiki, do you mind sharing your folders on this guy? what's your read?

[HoldenGolden]

i can buy scum faking "tactlessness" to confirm a lolclaim

i dont know if george would specfically

not a guy of meta

So what's your conclusion on it monkey?

I don't see it really coming from scum!george there given how he did it.

[HoldenGolden]

you better have successfully converted this time.

trust me my guy. i rolled town this time

Hum.

No its HEM

Get your abbreviations right

[HoldenGolden]

Do have an issue with that post Hoctac?

[humaneatingmonkey]

I don't see it really coming from scum!george there given how he did it.

i feel like i knew a different george than you guys so im waiting on shiki on this one. im gonna sheep her meta reads.

[shiki]

Have though uncover any new secrets about our newest members. Do any reek of heretical knowledge?

unfortunately hoctac has no completed games. i have a sneaking suspicion he is an alt of someone i am familiar with but i have not yet put my finger on who. umlaut i have done a cursory overview of.

right i just remembered that shiki had an encyclopedia of meta on all of us, and that's like 2 f stops closer to creepy

if everyone kept their wikis up to date it would be a much easier mission. however, since i haven't yet attempted to edit my wiki, i cannot hold anyone accountable for this.

what's your read?

i remember georgebailey reacting very literally to a similar situation in the past so my initial read was towny.

[humaneatingmonkey]

Datisi how do you come up with your hot takes? I mean, at the last game, they were accurate, but i dont think ive done anything blatantly town recently

[Umlaut]

Vote: humaneatingmonkey

Come back to us, we miss you already.

[humaneatingmonkey]

okay so town bailey it is
you can be in my townblock

[humaneatingmonkey]

if everyone kept their wikis up to date it would be a much easier mission. however, since i haven't yet attempted to edit my wiki, i cannot hold anyone accountable for this.

personally, i want people to

earn

their metareads on me.