Micro 950: Lovers Mafia

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #575 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:08 pm

I have 152 posts in this game and it hasn't even been 12 hours since I replaced in, there's no fucking way I'm scum. you guys need to get a clue

Doctor Drew · Post Post #576 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:09 pm

In post 573, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:Why wouldn't I search your meta are you retarded or something?

You didn't do it before, even when I mentioned I had experience in this set up.

You only waited until you were L-1.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #577 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:10 pm

@ Raya

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=94&t=81024

this is Drew's PT from the last lovers game.

just letting you know what type of snake you're in bed with

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #578 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:12 pm

In post 576, Doctor Drew wrote:You didn't do it before, even when I mentioned I had experience in this set up.

You only waited until you were L-1.

You mean I did more research into you after you voted me? Gee I wonder why I would do that!?!?!?!? LOL

Doctor Drew · Post Post #579 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:14 pm

Bask in the glory of how to play as scum.....because you clearly need guidance Pooky.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #580 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:15 pm

rofl you're a joke kid

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #581 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:17 pm

In post 579, Doctor Drew wrote:Bask in the glory of how to play as scum.....because you clearly need guidance Pooky.

DrewScum is literally laughing at the town for being so dumb that they won't lynch him as he plays super obvscum in another lovers game,

you guys need to take your blinders off and lynch this guy or you just deserve to lose

Doctor Drew · Post Post #582 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:19 pm

How about you read the whole game that you linked?

And I am serious, after this game ends I can teach you, the actual scum, how to play this setup.

It's the least I could do.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #583 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:20 pm

I just can't get over how funny this situation is

in the last Lovers Game DrewScum plays in, he plays TERRIBLY gets called out by Prince of Renais as obvscum, the town is retarded and follows DrewScum into lynching Prince and Prince on his literal lynchbed just has it and lynches himself and tells the town to stop being retards and lynch the obvscum Drew.

The town ignores Prince and promptly loses the next day because they're total fucking idiots lolololol.

And to cap it off DrewScum is literally doing it again.

Honestly I don't even care at this point if you guys lynch me. You guys want to lose go ahead.

Drew is scum That's where my vote stays. If he flips town I will hammer myself tommorrow. Bank it.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #584 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:21 pm

In post 582, Doctor Drew wrote:How about you read the whole game that you linked?

And I am serious, after this game ends I can teach you, the actual scum, how to play this setup.

It's the least I could do.

Please bro, there's no way you're town.

Because there's no way a decent town player could possibly believe I am scum. I literally subbed in less than 12 hours ago and went to Post count 1 within 4 hours. Scum don't play like that.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #585 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:22 pm

Show me a single game on this site where a scum player subs in and posts 100+ posts inside 12 hours. That's not how scum play mafia. Scum do sneaky shit and manipulate and fucking hide.

I don't play that way. I'm the towniest town that ever towned at this game and if you guys lynch me you're pretty much braindead.

Doctor Drew · Post Post #586 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:25 pm

In post 584, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:
In post 582, Doctor Drew wrote:How about you read the whole game that you linked?

And I am serious, after this game ends I can teach you, the actual scum, how to play this setup.

It's the least I could do.

Please bro, there's no way you're town.

Because there's no way a decent town player could possibly believe I am scum. I literally subbed in less than 12 hours ago and went to Post count 1 within 4 hours. Scum don't play like that.

The offer is still on the table.......clearly you saw how good I am at scum in this setup.

I won't even charge you anything.

But, and I know how crazy this sounds, maybe Bug is scum if you arent?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #587 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:26 pm

Reading Prince of Renais posts from the other lovers game and fucking feeling it hahaha:

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11290718
https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11290725
https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11290751

and this absolute gem:

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11298367

You guys need to not make the same mistake the last town made. Lynch drew-scum and this game is so easy I gurantee we win this.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #588 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:27 pm

In post 586, Doctor Drew wrote:
In post 584, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:
In post 582, Doctor Drew wrote:How about you read the whole game that you linked?

And I am serious, after this game ends I can teach you, the actual scum, how to play this setup.

It's the least I could do.

Please bro, there's no way you're town.

Because there's no way a decent town player could possibly believe I am scum. I literally subbed in less than 12 hours ago and went to Post count 1 within 4 hours. Scum don't play like that.
The offer is still on the table.......clearly you saw how good I am at scum in this setup.

I won't even charge you anything.

But, and I know how crazy this sounds, maybe Bug is scum if you arent?

ROFL YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE HAHAHA

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #589 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:27 pm

DrewScum literally votes me, posts all this shit about how I should learn to play scum like him since i'm scum in this game and now he's saying maybe Bug is scum.

If I'm scum then bug can't be scum DUUUUH BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT SCUM BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #590 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:29 pm

In post 586, Doctor Drew wrote:But, and I know how crazy this sounds, maybe Bug is scum if you arent?

This is the biggest scumslip scumDrew could possibly make.

He knows I'm not scum, he's already let it slip that he knows I ain't scum in this post.

Think about it, why would DrewScum even say that above quote to me UNLESS HE REALLY BELIEVES I'M TOWN.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #591 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:30 pm

If you guys don't turn around and unvote me after DrewScum literally let it slip that he believes I'm town but is voting me anyway because "maybe bug is scum" then you guys really need to get your heads examined

Doctor Drew · Post Post #592 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:32 pm

In post 589, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:DrewScum literally votes me, posts all this shit about how I should learn to play scum like him since i'm scum in this game and now he's saying maybe Bug is scum.

If I'm scum then bug can't be scum DUUUUH BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT SCUM BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM

You are literally either the dumbest person on this site, or as I said before, just trolling.

You are not even considering that, in a situation that you are town, that maybe Bug is scum.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #593 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:35 pm

After Prince of Renais self-hammers because he's tired of dealing with the retarded town in the other game who refuse to follow him on Drew, he gave them some advice:

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11298384
https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11298389
https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11298404

He literally committed suicide in order to prove his own towniness so that the town would then go lynch Obvscum Dr. Drew.

But the idiot townies instead chose not to lynch Drew and lose the game instead.

Don't be like the idiots in that other game. Vote Drewscum out today thanks.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #594 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:35 pm

In post 592, Doctor Drew wrote:
In post 589, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:DrewScum literally votes me, posts all this shit about how I should learn to play scum like him since i'm scum in this game and now he's saying maybe Bug is scum.

If I'm scum then bug can't be scum DUUUUH BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT SCUM BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM
You are literally either the dumbest person on this site, or as I said before, just trolling.

You are not even considering that, in a situation that you are town, that maybe Bug is scum.

I actually did consider it multiple times. I thought hey it's not even that bad to be lynched cuz my buddy bug might be scum.

But you're 100% obvscum so way better to lynch you instead.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #595 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:37 pm

In post 592, Doctor Drew wrote:
In post 589, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:DrewScum literally votes me, posts all this shit about how I should learn to play scum like him since i'm scum in this game and now he's saying maybe Bug is scum.

If I'm scum then bug can't be scum DUUUUH BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT SCUM BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM
You are literally either the dumbest person on this site, or as I said before, just trolling.

You are not even considering that, in a situation that you are town, that maybe Bug is scum.

You're a terrible player and if the town was even remotely paying attention you'd be lynched by now.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #596 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:38 pm

In post 592, Doctor Drew wrote:
In post 589, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:DrewScum literally votes me, posts all this shit about how I should learn to play scum like him since i'm scum in this game and now he's saying maybe Bug is scum.

If I'm scum then bug can't be scum DUUUUH BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT SCUM BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM
You are literally either the dumbest person on this site, or as I said before, just trolling.

You are not even considering that, in a situation that you are town, that maybe Bug is scum.

If bug was scum you wouldn't be voting me because you wouldn't want your mafia lover Bug to die on D1. Learn to logic 101 noobscum

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #597 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:39 pm

I don't understand how you can be this terrible at this game and actually win

do people not know how to read scum anymore

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #598 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:40 pm

and if bug was your mafia buddy he wouldn't have voted you

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #599 (ISO) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:41 pm

Drew literally the scummiest scum to ever scum at this game.

can we lynch him already guys? cmon this is an open and shut game