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[Blair]

If they don't have a Roleblocker and they aren't killing the PRs they find with their Neapolitan, what exactly is the point of the Neapolitan? Just to clear townies to make LYLO harder?

[votato]

So you are guaranteed to survive because no one will suspect you

[Blair]

[Blair]

This entire line of reasoning only makes sense if you're so sure Firebringer is town that you have now become convinced I must be scum for pursuing his lynch.

Walk me through how you arrived at the conclusion that Firebringer must be town, and what your current solve is.

[Clair]

New theory: Blair and Clair are scum together and the previous ten pages have been an elaborate distancing scheme. We're not really in MYLO; the game ended a long time ago. Flair and Zlair are reincarnated avatars of the mafia ur-spirit, and when Blair is killed the cycle begins anew. On even nights votato appears totally harmless, but on odd nights he transforms into a were-unicorn. Gobbledygook does not exist. Everyone who replaced out was replaced by the CIA, and their brains have already been uploaded the the prototype matrix as part of MK Ultra III.

[Clair]

You only think this is a game of mafia because you've been conditioned to believe that it's a game of mafia. Wake up. Wake up! WAKE UP

[votato]

Now you're making sense

[votato]

firebringer is always town. Mechanically it doesn't make sense in any scenarios for fb to be scum. He and i can read each other. He is town

[Blair]

Firebringer's VT claim can't mechanically be false?

[votato]

Its unlikely. Him being scum doesn't fit any of my solves

[Blair]

This is fun, let's see what other conspiracy theories we can come up with...

Maybe Firebringer and I are scum together and this is an elaborate bus! Makes sense, you know... he claimed VT to give me an excuse not to investigate anyone else (since I wasn't using my role for any scum utility whatsoever) and risk clearing more townies, and it's pretty convenient that I claimed no result on him!!!!!one!!eleven!!!

[votato]

I think the constitution says you aren't allowed to be town leader Blair, since you were born in kenya

[Blair]

I was born in Hawaii, faxing you my birth certificate shortly

[votato]

How do you explain this photo of a family at immigration?

[Clair]

Nyet! Be watchful comradeski! Vladimir Putin is personally intervening in this election. Do not fall for Russian provokatsiya.

[Blair]

(I will point out, in your chosen metaphor Votato, I still become president - you should have accused me of deleting emails or something)

[Clair]

Warning: this meme was part of a concerted campaign to influence an election:

[votato]

I woke up before that. But you best keep your hands off my firewolf

[Clair]

Emberdog is scum.

[Firebringer]

Votato I’m nowhere near mechanically confirmed lol

[Firebringer]

(I will point out, in your chosen metaphor Votato, I still become president - you should have accused me of deleting emails or something)

Hilary deleted emails. U got this wrong

[iamausername]

What made you rule out Clair?

i feel like if Clair was scum and gobbles wasn't, we would have already mislynched gobbles by now. and i'm finding it difficult to fit a third partner in the Clair/gobbles team. i guess if it's anyone, it's probably Firebringer, because votato went hard on gobbles today in a way that doesn't feel like bussing, so i'm on board with him as the lynch today.

but also, rereading D1 has reminded of how scummy Flavor Leaf was, which i think i kind of wrote off at the time because everyone was saying that Flavor Leaf is just like that, but looking back, the people saying that were Firebringer, Sakura, ABR and Flavor Leaf himself, and... well, it kind of looks like 3/4 of those are scum?

[Blair]

Yeah, I definitely feel like Flavor Leaf got off easy.

What makes me not want to go that route (yet) is how badly Firebringer and Votato want it all of a sudden.

[votato]

Yeah, I definitely feel like Flavor Leaf got off easy.

What makes me not want to go that route (yet) is how badly Firebringer and Votato want it all of a sudden.

all of a sudden? ive been pretty consistently pushing zlair and gobbles since day start.

[Blair]

Firebringer's was sudden.

Yours was suddenly frantic.

I’ll try to be more precise in the future, my apologies.