"Psst. Hectic."
Hectic jumped up with a start. "Hello?"
The source of the sound seemed to come from underneath his desk. He cautiously peered under and found a penguin sitting there quite contentedly.
"The newbie queue's been a little slow recently," Penguin Power continued, "You got any newbies in your game I could borrow perchance?"
"Uhh, I think Tayl0r Swift is a newbie, but I don't really want to overgame them if you know what I mean."
Penguin Power stared at Hectic in silence, his glare sending several chills down Hectic's spine. Hectic almost self-voted on the spot.
"Say goodbye to your emoji privileges in newbie games. You're banned from using them."
With that bombshell, he climbed out from under Hectic's desk, and waddled out of the cubicle.