“Listen, pal. Everyone makes mistakes. You’ll learn”
PenguinPower sat on Hectic’s desk, consoling him for the grievous mod errors he’d committed. Hectic’s head was in his hands, wondering how he could ever write flavour without being able to use italics.
“Posting a non-pagetop VC is a capital offense, yes,” PenguinPower mused, “But you’re still new! I could even convince Isis to reinstate your permissions.”
Hectic looked up, his eyes filled with suspicion. “…What do you want in return, Penpow?”
PenguinPower smiled. “Well, just a friendly
suggestion
to all of the players in your game eligible to play as newbies, that
maybe
they should just check the newbie queue out. Did you like the italics I just used? They’re
real
nice, aren’t they?”
Hectic sighed, knowing he had little choice. “It’ll be done.”