Warehouse 13: The Mafia Game (Game Over)

[Kitty Trauma Team]

@Prism, it's not OMGUS, I could give a shit how some nobody I've never heard of reads me, least of all one I've been scum reading since pages and pages ago

I'm not asking if you're willing to flip me, I'm asking if you're ready to nut the fuck up. I've only been mis-elim'd twice in eleven years on this site. And not once since 2012 (by GreyICE no less) You willing to sacrifice your scum team to take the glory? You wanna join CKD and GI in the annals of history you are damn sure dying when I flip town. There's a fucking price scum pay when they come at me, and you and Cakez have got to learn.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rofl

[Prism]

VOTE: Kitty

Someone needs to come pick up their boomer.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

And lol you call this anger? This is my normal tone


You ain't seen shit for anger lol

[Kitty Trauma Team]

VOTE: Kitty

Someone needs to come pick up their boomer.

You're as clever as an oral bowel movement.


The die is cast. When I flip green, this and Cakez go next.

[MathBlade]

VOTE: Kitty

Someone needs to come pick up their boomer.

You're as clever as an oral bowel movement.


The die is cast. When I flip green, this and Cakez go next.

@Prism
@Kitty

Can we like not? Please?

Shiny Mastina or Titus wagon?

[Prism]

With all of the reasoning you have presented on my slot, I am sure I will be the next vote.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Can we like not? Please?

Too late, I can feel the old ways building in me, the murdercock thirsts.

[MathBlade]

Can you please avoid references to body functions?

If you’re going to get into a stupid 1v1 at least avoid making me dysphoric while you do it?

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Can you please avoid references to body functions?

If you’re going to get into a stupid 1v1 at least avoid making me dysphoric while you do it?

That's fair, I apologize


Probably need a better analogy in 2021

Would you accept the spirits of my ancestors who guide my actions as an acceptable substitute?

[Prism]

I am explicitly inviting you to shove/murder me. Please proceed. Have you talked to Mala with me at all? What did both of you have to say?

[MathBlade]

Can you please avoid references to body functions?

If you’re going to get into a stupid 1v1 at least avoid making me dysphoric while you do it?

That's fair, I apologize


Probably need a better analogy in 2021

Would you accept the spirits of my ancestors who guide my actions as an acceptable substitute?

That works.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

Mala's either sleeping or on an ambulance

There is no Dana


There is only Zuul

[Prism]

I'm talking about in your previous conversations. Have I not come up at all?

Feel free to talk about your own perspective on why I'm scum!

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I don't make cases. I play on gut. I play on reading emotions. But since you asked nicely:

I don't like that you spent most of the early game trying to buddy people. Especially sangres early on. I first started calling you scum on Saturday February 20 at 5:46pm, to be more specific. I started thinking your enthusiasm made you town and questioned the scum read, but Mala urged me to see how it played out since it was early. She didn't quite understand the interactions between you and Tammy and I explained what I felt was the jist of it.

Me wanting to know if you knew what the artifact did, Mala answering that you seemed to indicate you did before I had a chance to ask here.

A lot is lost forever via Snapchat rather than the PT.

5:30am Wednesday I wake up with a 101 degree fever, mention this to Mala, talk about finding you and Cakez scummy, Cakez is a gut read. Call LLD and GI probably town with Math and LLD being my hardest town reads. She tells me keep trying to break the temp, I tell her yeah I'm already popping Tylenol, and I retire to my sick bed.

Your turn.

[Prism]

I mean, I already kind of went first, but I'll give you something fresh/collated when I get home. Thanks for giving me something to chew on while I hike.

[Kitty Trauma Team]

It was a trick question, I don't negotiate with terrorists and I don't actually care what justification you try to come up with

[Kitty Trauma Team]

I'd be interested to hear why Kitty Trauma Team is actually town to people, the angles they're taking are insanely safe as scum, not at all difficult to fake, and the constant hedging/Cakez progression bother me.

I'll get to Bell/LLD comments later btw have just been trying to focus on reading, OKAY BE BACK LATER GOTTA STOP BURNING POSTS ON ONE LINERS

And by the way, you pretending I'm "hedging safe posts" or whatever is bullshit of the hugest order

I've been very clear about my reads, fuck you very much, especially with calling math town which is pretty ducking far from a safe read

[Kitty Trauma Team]

And we both agreed via snap that you choosing to wait until I'm not feeling good to come at me makes you not just scum but is greasy as hell regardless

You couldn't even wait 24 fucking hours. You thought you saw an opening so you took it

It wa never how dare you push me but how fucking dare you choose that moment, I was never going to respond nicely and I reckon one of your buddies knew that and wanted me to dive into fever fueled toxicity so the thread would decline more

Now I'm gonna stop posting and driving but this 1v1 ain't over by a damn shot

[Prism]

VOTE: Titus

Not completely sold but I'm satisfied for now!

[Prism]

It was a trick question, I don't negotiate with terrorists and I don't actually care what justification you try to come up with

Well, if you insist I'll gladly save myself the trouble!

I think the characterization of "terrorist" might be humorous to you given the sequence of 1179, 1199, and 1200

[SirCakez]

these flavor arguments are fucking dumb
nobody should be basing any read on anybody's flavor claim

Pretty town
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bork

Can you talk about this one because Bork has not shown up at all for me yet.

This is entirely a reaction to Mini Normal 2181. Bork's initial play that game was extremely careful, and I wound up catching him testing me for a potential weak link rather than genuinely hunting. In later stages of the game, he was clearly felt positionally paralyzed, played extremely scared, and blatantly had no idea what to do.

This game he's been a lot less worried about specifically where he's at and what he should do next and a lot more off-the-cuff. He's still taking down other people's reasoning when he feels it appropriate but it's no longer blatantly testing for a place that's safe to stand. The questions have actual hunting incentive and he hasn't been nearly as afraid about who to go after and when.

ie. Very subjective meta read.

I haven't read that game but I am not seeing that lack of paralysis. He still seems quite cautious.

@Kitty+Cakez I don’t think either of you are scum and Cakez is who scum wanna miselim? Can we compromise on Titus or Mastina flash wagons? Lots of people want Titus but no one is voting there.

Not super interested in either of those atm vs Pooky or Dunn wagons.

[MathBlade]

these flavor arguments are fucking dumb
nobody should be basing any read on anybody's flavor claim

Pretty town
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bork

Can you talk about this one because Bork has not shown up at all for me yet.

This is entirely a reaction to Mini Normal 2181. Bork's initial play that game was extremely careful, and I wound up catching him testing me for a potential weak link rather than genuinely hunting. In later stages of the game, he was clearly felt positionally paralyzed, played extremely scared, and blatantly had no idea what to do.

This game he's been a lot less worried about specifically where he's at and what he should do next and a lot more off-the-cuff. He's still taking down other people's reasoning when he feels it appropriate but it's no longer blatantly testing for a place that's safe to stand. The questions have actual hunting incentive and he hasn't been nearly as afraid about who to go after and when.

ie. Very subjective meta read.

I haven't read that game but I am not seeing that lack of paralysis. He still seems quite cautious.

@Kitty+Cakez I don’t think either of you are scum and Cakez is who scum wanna miselim? Can we compromise on Titus or Mastina flash wagons? Lots of people want Titus but no one is voting there.

Not super interested in either of those atm vs Pooky or Dunn wagons.

Pooky would be like elimming the moderator.

You can try it all you want but I think there’s like no interest there.

Then push Dunn if you don’t want my suggestions of Titus or Mastina. Do something with a chance of happening or at least sell a case if you really want Pooky.

[Battle Mage]

i need to see some readslists i think!

[MathBlade]

VOTE: Titus

Not completely sold but I'm satisfied for now!

I like this.

Come on over to Titus Kuribo and Mala.

There’s awesome hugs and kitty scritches!

You know you wants the scritches.