Open 807 | Town Win

[PenguinPower]

Boop

[Save The Dragons]

STD you can be Her Majesty's defense attorney if you want the job.

Artemiana, are you scum? Wait. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. I'm not here to judge you, just to defend you. Oof, I don't envy you, you got 4 cops looking at you at the same time. My advice? Try to get one of them to break a site rule, and maybe we can throw the entire case out. Or insanity, that's always a good one. How good are you at shitposting?

...And that's time, I'm going to need $1200 for this session and a $100,000 retainer for my services. I got to go to the golf planet to play golf with a space doctor and a space mayor.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what font is that?

it looks lit

[Not_Mafia]

Actually use this version

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm ready Pennington.

[Rockhopper]

@STD: You remind me much of a player named Fenrir

Serious talk: I may not have any confident reads yet, but I feel like the top 4 posters are indeed all Town, and that scum are happy to let them take bouts at each other while they wait for a chance to jump on the duel loser.

Like, seriously.. SIX players have posted less than N_M??

VC 1.12

Not voting (2):

Something_Smart, implosion

Scipio1 (1):

Dunnstral

Not_Mafia (1):

Minimegabyte

implosion (1):

Save The Dragons

Dunnstral (1):

Salsabil Faria

Battle Mage (1):

Artemiana

Save The Dragons (3):

Battle Mage, PookyTheMagicalBear, PenguinPower

PookyTheMagicalBear (2):

Almost50, Not_Mafia

MiniMegabyte (1):

Scipio1

(expired on 2021-03-24 08:06:31) until deadline

@mod this post is unreadable on mobile

Fixed

[Something_Smart]

Ty

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I have two more spots in my elite animal police department

who wants in?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

requirements:

1] be able to run a mile in 6 minutes
2] the ability to spot truth from lies
3] a keen sense of danger
4] a can-do attitude to catching bad guys
5] willing to handle coffee runs with enthusiasm

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

^

Your picture could go here!

[implosion]

you don't think multiple posts that literally boil down to "there was shitposting in this game and I don't like that" is a little excessive?

It is excessive but I don't see it as something scum is especially more likely to say than town.

I like S_S's posting on page 18.

My current inclinations are something like... STD > Pooky > S_S > [everyone else] > (but not really meaningfully) Mini, Dunn.

[Salsabil Faria]

Hi, I'm here now, need some time to catch-up.

[implosion]

How are y'all's weeks getting going.

[Battle Mage]

busy work-wise but alright overall, you?
we could run Artemiana up to -2

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why haven't you resized your avatar yet dude?

we gotta look professional when Her Majesty arrives to talk to us peasants.

[MiniMegabyte]

@mod V/LA for 24 hours as starting new job is stressful

[Scipio1]

Hi, I'm here now, need some time to catch-up.

5 hours later...

busy work-wise but alright overall, you?
we could run Artemiana up to -2

sure
VOTE: Artemania

[Almost50]

To be clear on how I read the game so far: PP/Pooky/implo/STD are all Town to me. IF I'm wrong then a max of ONE Scum in this group, but I'm leaning "None over One".

...anyway.

why is your vote still on pooky?

I like to vote my TRs.

[Battle Mage]

why haven't you resized your avatar yet dude?

we gotta look professional when Her Majesty arrives to talk to us peasants.

i've accepted i'm just a big fat old cow

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol ok

[Almost50]

Are we even allowed to discuss the list of players on the D1 start PM?? Because I do have a question if it's not "quoting mod communication"

[Almost50]

Artemiana's ISO ain't great in the early going. Shading Pooky from the sidelines (when Pooky is looking town AF), unexplained vote on me when i was getting heat, and has already acknowledged finding it difficult to feign scumhunting.

VOTE: Artemiana

let's do this

Cow Friend got my back

VOTE: Artemiana

time to make arrow girl walk the plank

VOTE: Artemiana

Animal squad assemble

Was i summoned?

VOTE: artemiana.

VOTE: Artemiana

Bear sheep cow.. cow sheep bear sheeping cow.. penguin sheep cow sheeping bear sheeping cow.. monkey sheep penguin sheeping cow sheeping bear sheeping cow

P.S. I did cheat this time around. I had to make sure I wasn't lol!hammering (now THAT would have been a GOOD joke, wouldn't it?)

L-1 by my count

[Dunnstral]

intent

[Almost50]

*For those who don't know me; by "cheating" I mean I looked at posts that were actually made AFTER the post I am responding to. I don't usually do that

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Metro City, The Andrus Sector, Vega Prime

Omertà

The word hung in the air like smoke from hazy smoke filled dream,

Dancing in the evening light as Pooky flicked his lighter on and off.

The usual suspects had been rounded up, but so far nobody was talking.

Pacing the room with his trusted crew, they worked out a plan for how to crack the case.

But they hadn't expected this. The wall of silence - blank faces unwilling to crack even a little.

She walked into the police station like she owned the place, nose up in the air as if she couldn't even be bothered.

She sat down in the interrogation room as if she was just settling into a normal day at the spa.

The bracelet on her left hand probably cost more than the entire department's annual budget.

This was no ordinary suspect, this was Queen Artemiana herself,

Her family came from old blood, as in they could trace their bloodline to the original settlers who left Earth in the first wave.

Her piercing blue eyes spoke of frost, like ice cold water rushing down a cliff.

She looked like she was more concerned about table etiquiette than addressing the accusations against her.

Murder, racketeering, bribery of high officials, cornering the market on donuts.

Things that normal people did hard time for looked like they didn't even bother her.

"Now what the hell did you interrupt my vacation for Detective?"

The arrogant disdain dripping on every word - as if she couldn't even believe we'd dare investigate her.

This was going to be a long night