Warehouse 13: The Mafia Game (Game Over)

[Battle Mage]

my pagetop!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol bro

if you're town

you have a piece of info the rest of us don't have

cuz like we can't see your role pm

so you can like make a strong case for who the real baddie is

and like it's not like we're gonna just ignore you

but if you don't like it's dicy man

dont worry about defending yourself

whos the real bad guy and why?

[Battle Mage]

pfft defending myself is easier because i know my own role pm and have a better understanding of my own play - I was there,

[Prism]

this man has a meltdown when I invite him to talk about his scumread instead of himself

and complains I only want to talk about myself

lmfao

[Prism]

I will literally talk about whoever you want my dude. I already have been for the last several hours. You say the word, you write something for me to look at on that slot, and I am there.

[Battle Mage]

Pooks - it feels pointless tbh man - like if i die today, is anyone actually going to do anything about my case? no way. like i said to prism, if i cant sell folks on the easy argument which I can speak on as an authority - that I'm town- how am I going to persuade anyone of a scumcase when I'm not sure who is scum? (and incidentally, apparently nobody is...)

[Battle Mage]

this man has a meltdown when I invite him to talk about his scumread instead of himself

and complains I only want to talk about myself

lmfao

eh, there's a difference between me talking about my alignment, and you talking about your overall capability/credibility as a player, but w/e

[Battle Mage]

my overall sentiment is i'd like to elim someone who might be scum and get some more info to help solve. now i've done a bit of actual thinking, it wouid be nice to be able to follow through on it - but expecting me to solve the game now when nobody else can is an ask.

[Prism]

Okay, well, when you have an idea of who that might be and why, I will come back to the thread. I've stared at the screen enough for now and other players should jump in, maybe you'll work better with them than you do me.

[Prism]

We've had basically 4 posters in the last 24 hours, you're important to keep posting but I'm not. notsci/Spiffeh/Dunn can take the wheel from me for a bit.

[borkjerfkin]

being on the way out has sapped my motivation here. sorry for that.

i'm town though; let me get settled in and i'll make one last big push here

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooks - it feels pointless tbh man - like if i die today, is anyone actually going to do anything about my case? no way. like i said to prism, if i cant sell folks on the easy argument which I can speak on as an authority - that I'm town- how am I going to persuade anyone of a scumcase when I'm not sure who is scum? (and incidentally, apparently nobody is...)

we cant do anything with your case if you don't ever write it dude

[MathBlade]

Kinda feeling voting Titus for ghosting.

[MathBlade]

VOTE: Titus

[Prism]

being on the way out has sapped my motivation here. sorry for that.

i'm town though; let me get settled in and i'll make one last big push here

If you just let me read 175 pages under the assumption you were scum as town I am going to take those fins and shove them somewhere

Step 1 claim your artifact usage for Tammy thanks

[notscience]

Just got laid into on my day off. Sorry I’m a bluff but I don’t have the spoons for this tonight.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

hope things get better notty! <3

[MathBlade]

Deploying hugs <3

[Titus]

Hope things get better Notty.

I may just be retiring for awhile after my current games resolve. Real life is beating me and I am not sure when I'll go back to the old me, if ever.

[Titus]

Has anyone thought about how they think the VCA spread will look on the artifact votes? Because as is there's only one scum on the D1 LLD artifact and I feel like more than 1 scum wants townpoints

Looking at this. Not sure if that's true. It's an NAI thing but worth a look anyway in case I am wrong.

[Titus]

Lady Lambdadelta (9): PookyTheMagicalBear,

Bell, Prism,

Battle Mage,

Spiffeh, Tammy, SirCakez, Lady Lambdadelta, sangres

If there is a second scum, it has to be Pooky or BM.

[MathBlade]

Lady Lambdadelta (9): PookyTheMagicalBear,

Bell, Prism,

Battle Mage,

Spiffeh, Tammy, SirCakez, Lady Lambdadelta, sangres

If there is a second scum, it has to be Pooky or BM.

Insert objection here on Prism being crossed off.

The point would be one of Pooky,Prism, or BM.

I don’t think the artifact votes say much.

[Prism]

This game is now just penguin_alien's Mutual Support Home for the Depressed, Insane, & Aging Scummers

Apartment 101 has Tammy. She hasn't showered in a week, her hair is a mess, but she's got wine, a PS1, and a CD player with all the 2000s hits.
Apartment 102 has MathBlade. The room is covered in lines, tacks, and post it notes. Trying to enter is forbidden, you might step on something and disrupt the whole chain. There's a "no smoking" sign on the front door. We slip food in and it always gets eaten.
Apartment 103 has Prism. Inside, they lay on a mess of printed out pages of the game. Sometimes they mention a fateful trip to Fix Flags with MathBlade, but usually you just hear variants of "I don't know" and "I've lost control of my life"

Up on the second floor we have Titus in 201, she tries to get out sometimes but feels her best mafia days are behind her.
202 has Battle Mage. He grew up idolizing heroes, and wanted to be a sidekick one day. At some point he realized they weren't real and never would be, and now he waits alone, cold and jaded.
In 203 is Spiffeh. He's like Titus but worse, because he insists that magic is real and that one day he'll live in Disneyland again. For now, he just watches Fantasia on VHS day after day. His room smells of cheese left to mold and rot in various corners.

None of us are really sure if the stuffed animals that are borkjerkfin and Pooky can really talk or not. Answers vary. The one thing the whole house can agree on is that they saw the stuffed bear eat a whole cake one day.

notscience works the front desk, he's not a real resident but sometimes he feels like it. He tells us about his hopes, his dreams, or when he's just having a bad day. We all hope he gets out of here someday.

Dunnstral comes by and visits sometimes just because his mom makes him after school. Sometimes he secretly enjoys it.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that post is a work of art.

I feel better for having read it.

[Prism]

I swear to God I have seen Spiffeh online a million times and he just watches

watches

and watches us all, so small, so pitifully human, thrashing in the abyss

But above the gray land and the spasms of bleak dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of Spiffeh M. Paragon. The eyes of Spiffeh are black and gigantic—their retinas are one yard high. They look out of no face, but, instead, from a pair of enormous rodent eyeballs which pass over a non-existent nose