Mini 2204: Fakeclaim Mafia GAME OVER

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Boop

[OMGUS]

Pagetop

[Klick]

Liar. All role PMs have been read.

I feel almost certain that this is not the case, if we dig deep enough into that theoretical rabbit hole.
Lies are scummy.

Ogres are like onions

They have LAYERS

Afraid to give original content in case it reveals that you're scum, scum?

I feel like that joke has been done already.

PenguinPower very scummy so far. Soft-pushing on OMGUS without committing to a read.

Ogres are like onions

They have LAYERS

You probably meant to post this one in the scum PT.

Hi everyone happy to be here

No interaction with the immense amount of content posted up to this point. Obvious scum.

im only here to flirt with skitter and netflix and chill with pooky

I see you want me to underestimate you. Ain't gonna happen, scum.

HELLO FELLOW FRIENDS OF CAREALOT

WE HAVE LIARS IN OUR MIDST AND WE MUST KICK THEM OUT OF OUT AND MAKE OUR BEAUTIFUL HOME SAFE AGAIN

MY FELLOW COUSINS AND BEARS, REVEAL YOURSELVES TO ME.

Your fishing for bear-related roles is noted, scum.

hello guys, i have read my role PM

Same problem as puppy... Did you two craft your pre-planned responses together in the scum PT?

im only here to flirt with skitter and netflix and chill with pooky

what about our buddy oka

Welp, there's the team. Pooky/Firebringer/oka. Game solved, we can all go home now.

omg where did oka go!?!?!

I'm not going to fall for your fake townslip. Oka still sus, although not being a player in this game does have me questioning a little bit...

this is a disaster

Were you counting on oka to carry you to a scum victory?

I am a slinkvig

I shoot slinky-like objects.

Sounds like a stretch.

Hello friends

Mod sucks, i haven't received a link to the game thread and i'm missing my rolepm so the game will never start because i cannot read it

Feel free to leave and join another

I see your master plan coming to fruition. If you make everyone leave, you and your scumteam can win by default.

Hello friends

Mod sucks, i haven't received a link to the game thread and i'm missing my rolepm so the game will never start because i cannot read it

Feel free to leave and join another

wowww betrayal </3 you were like 80% of the reason I joined this
Pooky claims the other 20%

Finally, someone towntelling. What an obvtown player.

Maybe i didn't get a rolepm because i can CHOOSE MY OWN

I AM NOW A CULT LEADER

I buy it.

I can recruit 2 players per day and 2 more per night

I promise victory before day 2 ends

Thank you for claiming, scum. Elim pls ty.

Hello, I'm Doug.

Am I doing this fake claim thing correctly?

No. If you were doing it correctly, it wouldn't have been this obviously scummy this early.

Hello, I'm Doug.

Am I doing this fake claim thing correctly?

No Paul

You're supposed to say your job

Saying he's a Mafioso would be against his wincon though

I'm here to kick ass and chew gum and I'm all out of gum

How did you run out of gum so quickly? Did you share it with your scumbuddies?

Pooky want to continue our beef across games?

Another scum PT slip.

I'm a scissor.

Your phone autocorrected 'scum' to 'scissor', didn't it? Nice save.

Boop

Pagetops are scummy.

Pagetop

False pagetops are even scummier.

[Klick]

Reads up to this point:

CONFTOWN
Klick

LEANING TOWN

NULL

LEANING SCUM

CONFSCUM
Farkran
SirCakez
Skitter
PenguinPower
Korg
PookyTheMagicalBear
Jake The Wolfie
OMGUS
Puppy
Brave Heart Lion
Totally Not Korina
Firebringer

[OMGUS]

I'm permanently pocketed by Klick

[OMGUS]

SWAMP

GOD KING EMPEROR
Klick

TOWN HALL

FAST FOOD RESTUARANT

STOP SIGN

ONIONS

SEWERS

GARBAGE DUMP

DONKEY

[OMGUS]

SWAMP
Shrek

GOD KING EMPEROR
Klick

TOWN HALL

FAST FOOD RESTUARANT

STOP SIGN

ONIONS

SEWERS

GARBAGE DUMP

DONKEY

[SirCakez]

Oh dear

[Farkran]

Reads up to this point:

CONFTOWN

LEANING TOWN

NULL

LEANING SCUM
Jingle

CONFSCUM
Klick
Farkran
SirCakez
Skitter
PenguinPower
Korg
PookyTheMagicalBear
Jake The Wolfie
OMGUS
Puppy
Brave Heart Lion
Totally Not Korina
Firebringer

Fixed for you <3

[OMGUS]

I drink your milkshake

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky want to continue our beef across games?

our fake beef? :3

[SirCakez]

Pooky want to continue our beef across games?

our fake beef? :3

yes why not?

ARGHHHH POOKY IS SCUM WHY WON'T ANYONE LISTEN TO ME
I WILL WRITE THE CASE TOMORROW

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lolololol

r u giving up alrdy

[SirCakez]

The Pooky Case: Or, Why PookyTheMagicalBear Does Not Have Your Back~

PROLOGUE

Please note that I am only analyzing Pooky's day 1 as that is where my scumread originates from.

THESIS

Pooky's entire day 1 strategy revolved around buddying people and coasting until he got pressure from me for it. After that point, he dedicated the rest of his day to an essentially OMGUS push on me INCLUDING SIGNIFICANTLY AT THE KEY POINT WHERE IT WAS EITHER MASTINA OR I WHO WAS GOING TO BE ELIMMED.
He did not perform ANY original scumhunting day 1 - all of his pushes day 1 consist of either sheeping or attacking people who attacked him.
He used being leashed to LLD as an excuse to not take responsibility for his vote.
He repeatedly expressed fake-ass indignation that anyone could be scumreading him - despite all of the above.

PART 1 - THE COASTING AND LACK OF SCUMHUNTING

I have 0 knowledge of this show and what its about

i dont even know who the bad guys are

so im definitely town

Pooky do you think continuing to proclaim that I'm scum every time I post is going to get you townread?

I can tell you rn it's not working

im already locktown dude

i dont even know who the bad guys are or what they do

This kind of posting is a recurring theme in Pooky's ISO. Repeated self-declarations of being obvious town, despite basically nobody thinking so.
Also note the LAMIST attempt as he repeatedly notes that he does not know "who the bad guys are"

VOTE: Dunnstral

I want to see how this version of Spiffeh is

This is his FIRST post that could be construed as scumhunting - NEARLY TWENTY PAGES INTO THE GAME
and it's a VOTE SHEEPING SPIFFEH
NO original thoughts from scumbear

grumble grumble

VOTE: mathblade

He moves his vote here ONLY BECAUSE LLD tells him to
There is no actual desire to scumhunt

And Pooky imho is scum.

lolol what

I don't even know who the bad guys in the show are

you can't seriously scumread me

that's absurd

AGAIN the LAMIST and super fake indignance at being scumread
NOBODY could read Pooky's ISO up to this point and seriously argue that it's unreasonable to scumread him here

what would I even be SR'd for lol

see above

I am a teddy bear tho

this is when I was attacking him early on, before he realized he was going to need to push me back and discredit me. so he goes for the "i'm so innocent I couldn't be scum" act

Pooky, you worry me.

I shouldn't worry you unless you're scum

in which case

you should be very very worried.

but not really cuz I am a lazy bear who is going to take it easy in his semi-retired old age

I'm going to need more from even a semi-retired bear to have a comfortable read.

I'm waiting for our delinquents to post b4 I present my hero solve

more excuses not to scumhunt

i dont believe you scumread me either lol

you gotta put feeling into your fake scumreads dude

More of his shitty acting that he just CANT BELIEVE someone would be scumreading him!!
note that at this point - 30 pages into the game - he still has not had ANY original scumhunting

this is so bad i think u r trying to make me look bad after u redflip so people will be like. oooh scumtheater

you should go back to that game you tunneled me and study how you sound like when you are town and actually believe you are right lol

LOOK AT THIS OMGUS HERE
he realizes his "friendly bear" act is not working on Math and instead diverts to discrediting
it's the EXACT same tactic he does later with me

Also I am probably soon going to reach my threshold on the number of players allowed to scum read me without punishment. Objectively this is the most obviously town I have been in a game in a year or two at least and I will no longer be tolerating scum reads on me at this time.

Thank you all for your concern in this matter.

I am only giving you a TR because my SRs are full and I will get back to you if any of my SRs flips green and I have a spot open.

what TRs? what SRs? If you read Pooky's ISO to this point, HE HAS NOT DECLARED ANY ORIGINAL READS
HE ONLY SHEEPS

I am always tonally very town

Quite possibly the towniest town who ever towned

etc etc so much of this garbage in his ISO

I'm not nervous your logic is terrible if it's what I think you're implying.
Why would I be coaching Math in thread if we were buddies?

Refuge in Bad Play

This is such a dumb argument anyways
Literally nowhere on site does coaching in the main game thread still happen

are you more insulted by GI's lack of belief in your scum skills

or my belief that you'd actually openly coach a buddy in the thread

or MB's belief that it should be him coaching you and not the other way around?

:3

there's only one correct answer that Town!Cakez would make

terrible accusation calling me a bad player for his stupid accusation that I was coaching Math in thread
This is a key point - this is where he realized he needs to start discrediting me because I am on his ass and his "friendly bear" shtick is not working

math at this point you might as well just claim which scum character you are lol

this is his other attack that he spent a good amount of day 1 repeating - calling Math scum because Math pushed him
Pooky does not have ANY original pushes day 1 - EVERYTHING he pushed day 1 was either a sheep or attacking someone who pushed him first

All of the above
All three of you are clowns

TFW scum!Cake can't figure out how town!Cake would respond and tries goes for the "all of the above gambit"

what the hell does this even mean?

And think of it this way, if Dunn ends up being a mislim (doubt), you get to blame it all on me and call me bad.

It's a win/win.

if I move my vote away from Mathblade LLD will kill me so pretty sure it's a loss bro

This is another key aspect of Pooky's play day 1 that reeks of scum - his whole "i'm leashed to LLD" thing that he pulls out of nowhere. he never even declares it officially - he just randomly decides at some point that he can't move his vote. this is a PERFECT excuse to not take responsibility for what went down at eod day 1.

pooky's BLOOD needs to be fed to the blood gods by day three

ridiculous

garbage

We are heartless monsters who only feel pleasure at human suffering and the thought of a willing sacrifice arouses us.

excellent

VOTE: Titus

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS - what happened to being leashed to LLD here?? It's like he's scared to vote me.

I also want to kill cakez regardless of what Titus flips

trying to chain elims etc etc

Pooky, what reads do you really feel conviction on? I see you say Math/Titus/Cakez scum.

highest conviction SRs:

cake/mb/titus

lower level SRs:

bork/sangres hydra

Meh level TR:
Dunnstral

highest level conviction TRs:

kuribo/Bell/Spiffeh

Look at these shit reads
What are sangres and bork doing in his scumpile? He literally did not mention them before in his ISO to this point.
Math and I are basically OMGUS and then he has Titus who he probably was keeping open to bussing.
VERY SIGNIFICANTLY MASTINA IS NOT IN HERE

all Pooky talks about is how scummy I am and he's not even voting me LMAO

because I am leashed to LLD or have you not been paying attention at all?

I thought you were like super scum reading me

already established this is a lie

also fucking scumbear has gone MIA
I didn't forget about you Pooky, you're next after we dispose of your scumqueen Titus

cakeboi

not a single post you have made this entire game makes me think you actually believe I am scum.

it's comical at this point.

This is a SUPER IMPORTANT point - this is where Pooky starts to go in hard on his push on me. EoD was coming here, mastina was in the danger zone. I'm guessing she asked Pooky to start helping her try to miselim me in the scum PT.
I'm not gonna quote all of his posts for this but the tl;dr is he thinks I'm faking my read on him. which OBVIOUSLY is not true.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SCUMBEAR
"not wasting posts" fucking BULLSHIT since when have you cared about that??

I've obviously been extremely restrained in my shitposting lol.

my goal was to come in under 125 posts since that is the allotment per player - I was at 110 before logging in today.

I am deciding to go over the limit since the deadline is 11 hours away and we are probably not going to run out of posts to use.

I'm going to stop wasting time talking to you.

Come up with an actual case if you want to prove you are town.

Otherwise this is just feeble and pathetic.

altho I do want to bring this post back up because he totally lies here - he starts attacking me again within like two pages
this was just grasping at towncred for "not spamming"

PART 2 - THE BUDDYING

Spiffeh and Math both kind of just reminding me of their scum game, but on the otherhand, they both appear incapable of rolling town in games I'm in so take that with a grain of salt or 10.

let's be real

Spiffey is allergic to the color green

i feel affected by this AtE

im ready to let him live even if he is scum

cuz he is so interested in this game I'd feel bad almost

Obvious

sisterly love

buddying Math

I am a teddy bear tho

this is also under coasting but I feel it belongs down here too

Oh nachgres do you have any thoughts on spiffeh?

pretty firmly townreading him at this point in the read.

I feel unfairly persecuted by this

maybe you just like spiffs more than me

playing up his "friendly bear" act again

#1 Fiery Fan

obvious

In other news, I think borkjerfkin could be scum. Can we wagon him too?

i support this read

spiffeh might actually be town lol

more sheeping + trying to get into Spiff's pocket

We should totally run that Nuke Meme game back tho :>

appealing to nostalgia

winning is never the point.

having fun is the point

*hugs*

obvious

PART 3 - MASTINA

Hi Mastina

why haven't you called me scum yet?

This seems like a good time for a readslist!

Lady Lambdadelta
Kitty Trauma Team (hydra of Malakittens and kuribo)
PookyTheMagicalBear
sangres (hydra of fferyllt and Nachomamma8)
Tammy
Bell

Titus
Spiffeh

Battle Mage
borkjerfkin
GreyICE
quiet

Dunnstral

MathBlade

Prism
SirCakez

Locktown, lean town, null, nullscum, lean scum, scumread.

am i being set up wtf

Honestly not wrong.

I actually think you're probably my strongest non-LLD townread, which would be:
Lady Lambdadelta*
PookyTheMagicalBear

I am definitely being set up here >_>

Ok these posts are very important as they are the first interactions Pooky has with Mastina in the game thread
Take a look at this interaction - wtf is Pooky even insinuating here? it seems like a fake-ass reaction to those Mastina posts

she might be trying to use SMP against us

but it's also NAI cuz town!Mastina would do the same thing lulz

maybe the readslist is actually inverted

a HUGE fencesit on Mastina - exactly what I'd expect scumbear to be posting here. He leaves himself open to bus her later or stay away if she survives.

Pooky, what reads do you really feel conviction on? I see you say Math/Titus/Cakez scum.

highest conviction SRs:

cake/mb/titus

lower level SRs:

bork/sangres hydra

Meh level TR:
Dunnstral

highest level conviction TRs:

kuribo/Bell/Spiffeh

bringing this post down here as well - note lack of mastina

can we stop the triple posting when we have like 3 pages of posts left.

just write out all your thoughts,

hit preview

think if you want to add anything else

and then write more

and then think

and then finish writing everything out.

this is really starting to get ridiculous at this point.

I want cake blood - I don't think Town!Cake plays his claimed role this way, its just beyond the pale how ridiculous this is to me.

I will switch to Mastina to avoid NL. I will be online at the deadline. I won't be happy about it.

those people not on either wagon need to make up their minds or post some real amazing cases on other people.

A KEY POST towards the climax of day 1
At this point Pooky has essentially gone all in on trying to make me the miselim for the day
But he is not 100% sure I go through
so he has to slip Mastina in here to make sure he can still bus her if needed

CONCLUSION

Pooky did not do ANY ORIGINAL SCUMHUNTING day 1.
The entirety of his play consisted of basically three things - sheeping LLD and Spiffeh, making LAMIST/sadbear posts, and pushing Math and I when we pushed him. There is literally nothing else.
His entire push on me day 1 was constructed as an attempt to save Mastina at deadline, while still leaving himself open to bus if needed. He has basically no interactions with Mastina and what he does have looks like scum-scum.

[Brave Heart Lion]

Bakeheart what are you doing, all of those people mentioned don't exist in carealot!

Wait, HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THEM?!? do you even live here?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

cake scumclaiming b4 game even starts

w i l d

[Jake The Wolfie]

Reads up to this point:

CONFalien
Klick

LEANING TOWN

NULL

LEANING SCUM

CONFSCUM
Farkran
SirCakez
Skitter
PenguinPower
Korg
PookyTheMagicalBear
Jake The Wolfie
OMGUS
Puppy
Brave Heart Lion
Totally Not Korina
Firebringer

agreed

[Brave Heart Lion]

POOKSHEART

shall we form a team and remove all bad guys from Care-a-lot?

[Brave Heart Lion]

Greenheart
Bakeheart
Klickheart

I think these three are the carebear-imposters.

WE MUST ROOT THEM OUT QUICKLY

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

my fellow bear is locktown

[Jake The Wolfie]

Spoiler: wtf is this, SirCakes.

The Pooky Case: Or, Why PookyTheMagicalBear Does Not Have Your Back~

PROLOGUE

Please note that I am only analyzing Pooky's day 1 as that is where my scumread originates from.

THESIS

Pooky's entire day 1 strategy revolved around buddying people and coasting until he got pressure from me for it. After that point, he dedicated the rest of his day to an essentially OMGUS push on me INCLUDING SIGNIFICANTLY AT THE KEY POINT WHERE IT WAS EITHER MASTINA OR I WHO WAS GOING TO BE ELIMMED.
He did not perform ANY original scumhunting day 1 - all of his pushes day 1 consist of either sheeping or attacking people who attacked him.
He used being leashed to LLD as an excuse to not take responsibility for his vote.
He repeatedly expressed fake-ass indignation that anyone could be scumreading him - despite all of the above.

PART 1 - THE COASTING AND LACK OF SCUMHUNTING

I have 0 knowledge of this show and what its about

i dont even know who the bad guys are

so im definitely town

Pooky do you think continuing to proclaim that I'm scum every time I post is going to get you townread?

I can tell you rn it's not working

im already locktown dude

i dont even know who the bad guys are or what they do

This kind of posting is a recurring theme in Pooky's ISO. Repeated self-declarations of being obvious town, despite basically nobody thinking so.
Also note the LAMIST attempt as he repeatedly notes that he does not know "who the bad guys are"

VOTE: Dunnstral

I want to see how this version of Spiffeh is

This is his FIRST post that could be construed as scumhunting - NEARLY TWENTY PAGES INTO THE GAME
and it's a VOTE SHEEPING SPIFFEH
NO original thoughts from scumbear

grumble grumble

VOTE: mathblade

He moves his vote here ONLY BECAUSE LLD tells him to
There is no actual desire to scumhunt

And Pooky imho is scum.

lolol what

I don't even know who the bad guys in the show are

you can't seriously scumread me

that's absurd

AGAIN the LAMIST and super fake indignance at being scumread
NOBODY could read Pooky's ISO up to this point and seriously argue that it's unreasonable to scumread him here

what would I even be SR'd for lol

see above

I am a teddy bear tho

this is when I was attacking him early on, before he realized he was going to need to push me back and discredit me. so he goes for the "i'm so innocent I couldn't be scum" act

Pooky, you worry me.

I shouldn't worry you unless you're scum

in which case

you should be very very worried.

but not really cuz I am a lazy bear who is going to take it easy in his semi-retired old age

I'm going to need more from even a semi-retired bear to have a comfortable read.

I'm waiting for our delinquents to post b4 I present my hero solve

more excuses not to scumhunt

i dont believe you scumread me either lol

you gotta put feeling into your fake scumreads dude

More of his shitty acting that he just CANT BELIEVE someone would be scumreading him!!
note that at this point - 30 pages into the game - he still has not had ANY original scumhunting

this is so bad i think u r trying to make me look bad after u redflip so people will be like. oooh scumtheater

you should go back to that game you tunneled me and study how you sound like when you are town and actually believe you are right lol

LOOK AT THIS OMGUS HERE
he realizes his "friendly bear" act is not working on Math and instead diverts to discrediting
it's the EXACT same tactic he does later with me

Also I am probably soon going to reach my threshold on the number of players allowed to scum read me without punishment. Objectively this is the most obviously town I have been in a game in a year or two at least and I will no longer be tolerating scum reads on me at this time.

Thank you all for your concern in this matter.

I am only giving you a TR because my SRs are full and I will get back to you if any of my SRs flips green and I have a spot open.

what TRs? what SRs? If you read Pooky's ISO to this point, HE HAS NOT DECLARED ANY ORIGINAL READS
HE ONLY SHEEPS

I am always tonally very town

Quite possibly the towniest town who ever towned

etc etc so much of this garbage in his ISO

I'm not nervous your logic is terrible if it's what I think you're implying.
Why would I be coaching Math in thread if we were buddies?

Refuge in Bad Play

This is such a dumb argument anyways
Literally nowhere on site does coaching in the main game thread still happen

are you more insulted by GI's lack of belief in your scum skills

or my belief that you'd actually openly coach a buddy in the thread

or MB's belief that it should be him coaching you and not the other way around?

:3

there's only one correct answer that Town!Cakez would make

terrible accusation calling me a bad player for his stupid accusation that I was coaching Math in thread
This is a key point - this is where he realized he needs to start discrediting me because I am on his ass and his "friendly bear" shtick is not working

math at this point you might as well just claim which scum character you are lol

this is his other attack that he spent a good amount of day 1 repeating - calling Math scum because Math pushed him
Pooky does not have ANY original pushes day 1 - EVERYTHING he pushed day 1 was either a sheep or attacking someone who pushed him first

All of the above
All three of you are clowns

TFW scum!Cake can't figure out how town!Cake would respond and tries goes for the "all of the above gambit"

what the hell does this even mean?

And think of it this way, if Dunn ends up being a mislim (doubt), you get to blame it all on me and call me bad.

It's a win/win.

if I move my vote away from Mathblade LLD will kill me so pretty sure it's a loss bro

This is another key aspect of Pooky's play day 1 that reeks of scum - his whole "i'm leashed to LLD" thing that he pulls out of nowhere. he never even declares it officially - he just randomly decides at some point that he can't move his vote. this is a PERFECT excuse to not take responsibility for what went down at eod day 1.

pooky's BLOOD needs to be fed to the blood gods by day three

ridiculous

garbage

We are heartless monsters who only feel pleasure at human suffering and the thought of a willing sacrifice arouses us.

excellent

VOTE: Titus

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS - what happened to being leashed to LLD here?? It's like he's scared to vote me.

I also want to kill cakez regardless of what Titus flips

trying to chain elims etc etc

Pooky, what reads do you really feel conviction on? I see you say Math/Titus/Cakez scum.

highest conviction SRs:

cake/mb/titus

lower level SRs:

bork/sangres hydra

Meh level TR:
Dunnstral

highest level conviction TRs:

kuribo/Bell/Spiffeh

Look at these shit reads
What are sangres and bork doing in his scumpile? He literally did not mention them before in his ISO to this point.
Math and I are basically OMGUS and then he has Titus who he probably was keeping open to bussing.
VERY SIGNIFICANTLY MASTINA IS NOT IN HERE

all Pooky talks about is how scummy I am and he's not even voting me LMAO

because I am leashed to LLD or have you not been paying attention at all?

I thought you were like super scum reading me

already established this is a lie

also fucking scumbear has gone MIA
I didn't forget about you Pooky, you're next after we dispose of your scumqueen Titus

cakeboi

not a single post you have made this entire game makes me think you actually believe I am scum.

it's comical at this point.

This is a SUPER IMPORTANT point - this is where Pooky starts to go in hard on his push on me. EoD was coming here, mastina was in the danger zone. I'm guessing she asked Pooky to start helping her try to miselim me in the scum PT.
I'm not gonna quote all of his posts for this but the tl;dr is he thinks I'm faking my read on him. which OBVIOUSLY is not true.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SCUMBEAR
"not wasting posts" fucking BULLSHIT since when have you cared about that??

I've obviously been extremely restrained in my shitposting lol.

my goal was to come in under 125 posts since that is the allotment per player - I was at 110 before logging in today.

I am deciding to go over the limit since the deadline is 11 hours away and we are probably not going to run out of posts to use.

I'm going to stop wasting time talking to you.

Come up with an actual case if you want to prove you are town.

Otherwise this is just feeble and pathetic.

altho I do want to bring this post back up because he totally lies here - he starts attacking me again within like two pages
this was just grasping at towncred for "not spamming"

PART 2 - THE BUDDYING

Spiffeh and Math both kind of just reminding me of their scum game, but on the otherhand, they both appear incapable of rolling town in games I'm in so take that with a grain of salt or 10.

let's be real

Spiffey is allergic to the color green

i feel affected by this AtE

im ready to let him live even if he is scum

cuz he is so interested in this game I'd feel bad almost

Obvious

sisterly love

buddying Math

I am a teddy bear tho

this is also under coasting but I feel it belongs down here too

Oh nachgres do you have any thoughts on spiffeh?

pretty firmly townreading him at this point in the read.

I feel unfairly persecuted by this

maybe you just like spiffs more than me

playing up his "friendly bear" act again

#1 Fiery Fan

obvious

In other news, I think borkjerfkin could be scum. Can we wagon him too?

i support this read

spiffeh might actually be town lol

more sheeping + trying to get into Spiff's pocket

We should totally run that Nuke Meme game back tho :>

appealing to nostalgia

winning is never the point.

having fun is the point

*hugs*

obvious

PART 3 - MASTINA

Hi Mastina

why haven't you called me scum yet?

This seems like a good time for a readslist!

Lady Lambdadelta
Kitty Trauma Team (hydra of Malakittens and kuribo)
PookyTheMagicalBear
sangres (hydra of fferyllt and Nachomamma8)
Tammy
Bell

Titus
Spiffeh

Battle Mage
borkjerfkin
GreyICE
quiet

Dunnstral

MathBlade

Prism
SirCakez

Locktown, lean town, null, nullscum, lean scum, scumread.

am i being set up wtf

Honestly not wrong.

I actually think you're probably my strongest non-LLD townread, which would be:
Lady Lambdadelta*
PookyTheMagicalBear

I am definitely being set up here >_>

Ok these posts are very important as they are the first interactions Pooky has with Mastina in the game thread
Take a look at this interaction - wtf is Pooky even insinuating here? it seems like a fake-ass reaction to those Mastina posts

she might be trying to use SMP against us

but it's also NAI cuz town!Mastina would do the same thing lulz

maybe the readslist is actually inverted

a HUGE fencesit on Mastina - exactly what I'd expect scumbear to be posting here. He leaves himself open to bus her later or stay away if she survives.

Pooky, what reads do you really feel conviction on? I see you say Math/Titus/Cakez scum.

highest conviction SRs:

cake/mb/titus

lower level SRs:

bork/sangres hydra

Meh level TR:
Dunnstral

highest level conviction TRs:

kuribo/Bell/Spiffeh

bringing this post down here as well - note lack of mastina

can we stop the triple posting when we have like 3 pages of posts left.

just write out all your thoughts,

hit preview

think if you want to add anything else

and then write more

and then think

and then finish writing everything out.

this is really starting to get ridiculous at this point.

I want cake blood - I don't think Town!Cake plays his claimed role this way, its just beyond the pale how ridiculous this is to me.

I will switch to Mastina to avoid NL. I will be online at the deadline. I won't be happy about it.

those people not on either wagon need to make up their minds or post some real amazing cases on other people.

A KEY POST towards the climax of day 1
At this point Pooky has essentially gone all in on trying to make me the miselim for the day
But he is not 100% sure I go through
so he has to slip Mastina in here to make sure he can still bus her if needed

CONCLUSION

Pooky did not do ANY ORIGINAL SCUMHUNTING day 1.
The entirety of his play consisted of basically three things - sheeping LLD and Spiffeh, making LAMIST/sadbear posts, and pushing Math and I when we pushed him. There is literally nothing else.
His entire push on me day 1 was constructed as an attempt to save Mastina at deadline, while still leaving himself open to bus if needed. He has basically no interactions with Mastina and what he does have looks like scum-scum.

[Brave Heart Lion]

Oh no!

Wolfheart looks like hes pretends to be a care bear as well!

[SirCakez]

Jake that is evidence Pooky is scum i spent an hour writing it up

[SirCakez]

cake scumclaiming b4 game even starts

w i l d

Pooky translation - I am scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

maybe he's a jester