DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

The only thing I have to say at this point is DONT NUKE RANDOM PEOPLE

WE ONLY NUKE THE WORST PEOPLE

[Save The Dragons]

what was that pooky i didn't quite hear you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Fuck hydras.

vote total war

NUKING HYDRAS = TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

[samantha97]

Unconfirmed [13] - Lady Lambdadelta, PookyTheMagicalBear, Toogeloo, Bell, Robert M Hunter, Untrod Tripod, DeasVail, deep-city-lights, Mastina, The Church of Skitter, DeathNote, joqiza, marry

who wants to join the cool kid table

[Cephrir]

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Gonna say you probably shouldn't do this.

-S

eh, ur right. sorry

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

CEPHRIR BLEEDS RED BLUE AND WHITE

HE CANNOT WAIT TO UNLEASH THE WEAPONS OF WAR RANDOMLY FOR GOD AND COUNTRY

[Nexus]

do it ceph.

[Et Al]

NUKING HYDRAS = TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

Two American deaths, you mean.

-S

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO GIVE FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY

[SirCakez]

The only thing I have to say at this point is DONT NUKE RANDOM PEOPLE

Removed mod impersonation

For transparency - this was a faked nuke message. Don't do that - fake nukes are expressly prohibited.

[gorilla]

Fair warning: I will probably vote for whatever wagon is largest regardless of my actual reads, in the hope of accelerating this game to the part where we get to shoot da nookz.

That being said, here are my reads.


GOOD:
Cephrir
Et Al
samantha
Pooky
Equinox
Titus
Prism
Save The Dragons

EVIL:
Church of Skitter
Vaxkiller
Nexus
T3

Null reads are for pinkos. We're at war, pick a side.

[Cephrir]

the dumbass is strong with this one

[Cephrir]

awkward simulpost, was trying 2 burn myself

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I HAVENT EVEN READ WHAT TOTAL WAR ENTAILS BUT MY AMERICAN HEART KNOWS IT MUST BE GOOD FOR ANNIHILATING THE RUSSKIES

[gorilla]

awkward simulpost, was trying 2 burn myself

Still works IMO

[Cephrir]

pls don't out me as town i want to survive until the nuke part

[Prism]

I am taking the all caps as a terrorist claim from Pooky. Launch is imminent.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH

I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL

[gorilla]

It's okay, we can work with the terrorist to defeat the communists. This will surely not have unforeseen consequences down the line that end up blowing up in our faces.

[Vaxkiller]

I WILL NOT BE POSTING IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN ALL CAPS FOR THE ENTIRE GAME TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR THIS COUNTRY

Found the robot!

https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots/

[Vaxkiller]

It's okay, we can work with the terrorist to defeat the communists. This will surely not have unforeseen consequences down the line that end up blowing up in our faces.

So the terrorist should just claim.

It's ok terrorist. Your safe here.

[mastina]

Oh fuck.
I was supposed to draw scum this game.

This is DEFCON MAFIA. You're supposed to be a TROLL.
I don't know how to troll as town! Shit!
Uh...don't suppose someone here can teach me?

VOTE: Total War
That's the troll thing to do, right?

[gorilla]

Oh fuck.
I was supposed to draw scum this game.

This is DEFCON MAFIA. You're supposed to be a TROLL.
I don't know how to troll as town! Shit!
Uh...don't suppose someone here can teach me?

VOTE: Total War
That's the troll thing to do, right?

Scum

[Prism]

Okay I really hate that I have to go back on my page 1 and instantly nuke gorilla the second it becomes available but the primate is scum

Communists infiltrating our zoos, brainwashing our animals.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

COWARD

A TRUE AMERICAN STICKS TO HIS NUKE COMMITMENTS