Open 810 | Aliensitter Needed! | Mafia wins

[ProfessorDrapion]

VOTE: professor drapion

This might actually be scum lol

Ah I see.
A challenger approaches me!

Prepare to endure a battle!

Now I attack!
Take my

Poison Tail

!

[Bingle]

VOTE: professor drapion

This might actually be scum lol

Assuming it’s hectic, as is the standard operating procedure with all users whose name I don’t recognize, that’s actually a pretty towny slot imo.

[ProfessorDrapion]

Your Move.
I ready my claw.

[Bingle]

VOTE: pooky

This asshole won’t get out of my backpack and keeps making me carry him.

ITS UNFORTUNATE WE ARE NEVER ON THE SAME SIDE BINGS

Hey, look. I tried my hardest to defend your team in impeachment. You all just kept getting caught on tape. You can’t pin that on me.

this is day pt not scum pt . go talk to pooky there smh

Sorry mod accidentally locked scum chat so I’m talking in code until he fixes it.

[Menalque]

Oh if it’s hectic it’s not so bad

I thought prof was a newbie (prof do you have any pronoun preference?)

[ProfessorDrapion]

Oh if it’s hectic it’s not so bad

I thought prof was a newbie (prof do you have any pronoun preference?)

Shadow Claw

I do, He/Pokemon

[Bingle]

What brings you to the site, Mr. Pokeymans sir?

What kind of Pokémon are you? Are you loyal through and through? Share with me your secrets deep inside.

[Menalque]

Are you a newbie prof?

[Menalque]

VOTE: PROF DRAPIEN

I AM ONLY SHAMELESSLY SHEEPING MENA BECAUSE HE IS A HANDSOME STUD AND I WANT TO BE CARRIED IN HIS ARMS THIS GAME

This was somewhat concerning

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Hey, look. I tried my hardest to defend your team in impeachment. You all just kept getting caught on tape. You can’t pin that on me.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE UP SOME MECH MUMBO JUMBO ABOUT HOW THE WATCHER RESULTS MUST BE FAKE AND CHEETORY MUST BE HALLUCINATING

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

This was somewhat concerning

YOU OWE ME AT LEAST ONE GOOD TOWN VICTORY MENA

[Bingle]

He is, explicitly. He signed up in the newbie queue as a newbie.

[ProfessorDrapion]

Are you a newbie prof?

If I was a newbie I wouldn’t have been rejected in the Newbie queue for trying to sneak my way in there.

[Menalque]

This was somewhat concerning

YOU OWE ME AT LEAST ONE GOOD TOWN VICTORY MENA

THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO POCKET ME

[Menalque]

He is, explicitly. He signed up in the newbie queue as a newbie.

Are you a newbie prof?

If I was a newbie I wouldn’t have been rejected in the Newbie queue for trying to sneak my way in there.

Hmmmmmm

[ProfessorDrapion]

What brings you to the site, Mr. Pokeymans sir?

What kind of Pokémon are you? Are you loyal through and through? Share with me your secrets deep inside.

I’m exactly what my name says I am.
I’m also the first Professor Pokemon.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO POCKET ME

IF I JUMP INTO YOUR ARMS ITS BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE A SEXY STUD WHO WILL CARRY ME HOME AND LOVE ME RIGHT

THAT IS NOT ME POCKETING YOU THATS YOU POCKETING ME

[Bingle]

Hey, look. I tried my hardest to defend your team in impeachment. You all just kept getting caught on tape. You can’t pin that on me.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE UP SOME MECH MUMBO JUMBO ABOUT HOW THE WATCHER RESULTS MUST BE FAKE AND CHEETORY MUST BE HALLUCINATING

Clearly we can’t trust cheats results. I mean look at the username:

cheatery

. He’s gotta be cheating. Now if this were coming from gorkington, we could all feel good about it, but sadly cheat has clobbered fork over the head and won’t let fork play. Cause he’s a cheat.

[ProfessorDrapion]

Mena am I in the right thread?

[T3]

WTF VOTE: pooky

[ProfessorDrapion]

WTF VOTE: pooky

Nice entrance.

[Bingle]

So I have a spicy tinfoil theory. I think that professor Drapion is not actually a drapion at all and is a robot attempting to pretend to be a drapion for the purposes of making achieving a professorship more impressive. I know, I know, this is all very farfetch’d, but I do have evidence.

Firstly, drapion has been established to evolve at level 40, which as everyone knows is a very rare occurrence in a game of mafia. Usually you have to have several weirdos running conflicting gambits to even get close to level 10 play. I find it very unlikely that someone with no completed games has managed to pull of a high enough level maneuver to evolve.

He COULD be a naturally occurring drapion, as drapion have been encountered in many places. This is exceedingly unlikely on the basis that there have been 0 wild drapion sightings in Central Park. Indeed, there aren’t even any confirmed drapion sightings in the greater New York area. Occams suggests that such a large Pokémon would have been spotted at least once during its migration.

Furthermore, when I began quoting music from Pokémon soundtracks, drapion remained ignorant of the context and didn’t respond to his supposed people’s music. I find this very suspicious.

Thirdly, when preparing to battle Mena, drapion mentioned that his claw was ready. Claw: singular, not plural. As everyone knows, drapion as a species has two claws, four spiked limbs and a scorpion like tail. This lack of biological familiarity with his supposed species is highly suspicious.

Finally, it is common knowledge that very few Pokémon have learned to speak proper English. Among those who have, a predilection towards using their own species name (such as the famous Team Rocket Meowth) is still common. drapion has shown a distinct lack of these behaviors. Clearly, the preponderance of evidence shows: Drapion must be a robot.

[Bingle]

WTF VOTE: pooky

No, I enter with a vote on pooky to distance. You were supposed to lead the miselim wagon on Mena after we pocket him.

[ProfessorDrapion]

So I have a spicy tinfoil theory. I think that professor Drapion is not actually a drapion at all and is a robot attempting to pretend to be a drapion for the purposes of making achieving a professorship more impressive. I know, I know, this is all very farfetch’d, but I do have evidence.

Firstly, drapion has been established to evolve at level 40, which as everyone knows is a very rare occurrence in a game of mafia. Usually you have to have several weirdos running conflicting gambits to even get close to level 10 play. I find it very unlikely that someone with no completed games has managed to pull of a high enough level maneuver to evolve.

He COULD be a naturally occurring drapion, as drapion have been encountered in many places. This is exceedingly unlikely on the basis that there have been 0 wild drapion sightings in Central Park. Indeed, there aren’t even any confirmed drapion sightings in the greater New York area. Occams suggests that such a large Pokémon would have been spotted at least once during its migration.

Cyborg actually, had a translator transplant.
Furthermore, when I began quoting music from Pokémon soundtracks, drapion remained ignorant of the context and didn’t respond to his supposed people’s music. I find this very suspicious.

Thirdly, when preparing to battle Mena, drapion mentioned that his claw was ready. Claw: singular, not plural. As everyone knows, drapion as a species has two claws, four spiked limbs and a scorpion like tail. This lack of biological familiarity with his supposed species is highly suspicious.

Finally, it is common knowledge that very few Pokémon have learned to speak proper English. Among those who have, a predilection towards using their own species name (such as the famous Team Rocket Meowth) is still common. drapion has shown a distinct lack of these behaviors. Clearly, the preponderance of evidence shows: Drapion must be a robot.

[ProfessorDrapion]

So I have a spicy tinfoil theory. I think that professor Drapion is not actually a drapion at all and is a robot attempting to pretend to be a drapion for the purposes of making achieving a professorship more impressive. I know, I know, this is all very farfetch’d, but I do have evidence.

Firstly, drapion has been established to evolve at level 40, which as everyone knows is a very rare occurrence in a game of mafia. Usually you have to have several weirdos running conflicting gambits to even get close to level 10 play. I find it very unlikely that someone with no completed games has managed to pull of a high enough level maneuver to evolve.

He COULD be a naturally occurring drapion, as drapion have been encountered in many places. This is exceedingly unlikely on the basis that there have been 0 wild drapion sightings in Central Park. Indeed, there aren’t even any confirmed drapion sightings in the greater New York area. Occams suggests that such a large Pokémon would have been spotted at least once during its migration.

Furthermore, when I began quoting music from Pokémon soundtracks, drapion remained ignorant of the context and didn’t respond to his supposed people’s music. I find this very suspicious.

Thirdly, when preparing to battle Mena, drapion mentioned that his claw was ready. Claw: singular, not plural. As everyone knows, drapion as a species has two claws, four spiked limbs and a scorpion like tail. This lack of biological familiarity with his supposed species is highly suspicious.

Finally, it is common knowledge that very few Pokémon have learned to speak proper English. Among those who have, a predilection towards using their own species name (such as the famous Team Rocket Meowth) is still common. drapion has shown a distinct lack of these behaviors. Clearly, the preponderance of evidence shows: Drapion must be a robot.

Cyborg actually, had a translator transplant.
(Messed up quote before)