DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

Vaxkiller · Post Post #575 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 4:17 am

In post 574, samantha97 wrote:creating multiple giant read lists based on nothing for some people

THAT part is actually pretty typical.

DeathNote · Post Post #576 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 4:43 am

In post 550, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:MY PRESIDENTIAL CABINET SO FAR:

PRESIDENT: POOKY
VICE PRESIDENT: LLD
DESIGNATED SURVIVOR: BELL
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: DEATHNOTE
ATTORNEY GENERAL: JOQIZA

I'll defend the FUCK out of America.

LEAD NOT READ

Et Al · Post Post #577 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:11 am

In post 553, Nexus wrote:Obsessed with me.

I mean, yes. It's kind of worrying to have someone scumreading me for what seems to me to be a terrible reason and who won't engage with me at all, in a game where it only requires a single person scumreading you to kill you.

I'm trying to have an actual conversation with you. Is there some reason you don't want to do that?

-S

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #578 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:13 am

SOMETHING SCUM

WE DO NOT HAVE ACTUAL CONVERSATIONS HERE

WE KILL BAD GUYS

THIS IS AMERICA

Et Al · Post Post #579 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:15 am

In post 551, mastina wrote:Exactly what it sounds like: a dynamic where the users cannot be scum-scum and cannot be scum-town because if it were scum-scum they wouldn't be able to keep it up and if it were scum-town the scum would struggle to realistically keep it up in a way fooling the town.

Sure, but why on earth does this apply to these two? They each have only a few posts toward each other, and they seem to mostly reflect a non-alignment-related friendship, which wouldn't be fake even if one or both of them were scum.

-S

Nexus · Post Post #580 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:27 am

In post 577, Et Al wrote:
In post 553, Nexus wrote:Obsessed with me.
I mean, yes. It's kind of worrying to have someone scumreading me for what seems to me to be a terrible reason and who won't engage with me at all, in a game where it only requires a single person scumreading you to kill you.

I'm trying to have an actual conversation with you. Is there some reason you don't want to do that?

-S

There's not really much to discuss, is there? I think you're scum, your actions are doing nothing to convince me you're not scum, and your obsession with me is probably just going to mean you get scumread elsewhere.

Move on.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #581 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:31 am

THE ONLY WAY OFF THE FBI WATCH LIST IS IF YOU BRING ME RUSSKIE SCALPS

Et Al · Post Post #582 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:34 am

I mean I'm trying to get you to explain this bit:

In post 373, Nexus wrote:as your PM was a scum PM, you found it stressful and needed something to do.

I don't understand why I "needed something to do". Couldn't I have just not posted anything?

-S

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #583 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:40 am

HE IS SAYING YOU ARE A RUSSKIE WHO IS PRETENDING TO BE AN AMERICAN

Vaxkiller · Post Post #584 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:44 am

Ill be your spy hunter, but be aware, my spy hunting can go all the way to the top.

marry · Post Post #585 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:53 am

can i please be the wife of the president

ISO · Post Post #586 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:55 am

In post 562, Vaxkiller wrote:
In post 500, Cephrir wrote:The optimal choice was actually for no one to post for a day but I didnt think of that until a few hours ago
Yea, this. Scum are going to be looking to PR hunt from time stamps.

Also, Sunday morning? Cmon!

I guess I wanted a silo anyway, but only sorta.

Protective roles take note. TIA

Vaxkiller · Post Post #587 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 5:58 am

What's TIA?

marry · Post Post #588 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:02 am

guys im reading the rules now and im scared i just wanna be the wife

ISO · Post Post #589 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:02 am

I kind of think if et al were scum they would have observed that their current tack is not working and done something g else

marry · Post Post #590 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:03 am

sad that i'm not seeing a wife option in the troops...
HI CEPHRIR IM ALSO SEATTLE-ISH!!!

Nexus · Post Post #591 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:04 am

In post 582, Et Al wrote:I mean I'm trying to get you to explain this bit:
In post 373, Nexus wrote:as your PM was a scum PM, you found it stressful and needed something to do.
I don't understand why I "needed something to do". Couldn't I have just not posted anything?

-S

You could've, but I also think that a hydra with 2+ heads probably feels like they should be active, and a LAMIST post is perfect for that.

Whatever, I'm done discussing this with you now. You can keep getting yourself into a tizz over it if you want.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #592 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:06 am

In post 584, Vaxkiller wrote:Ill be your spy hunter, but be aware, my spy hunting can go all the way to the top.

I NEED TO SEE AT LEAST ONE RUSSKIE SCALP TO GIVE YOU CIA ACCESS

ISO · Post Post #593 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:07 am

In post 590, marry wrote:sad that i'm not seeing a wife option in the troops...
HI CEPHRIR IM ALSO SEATTLE-ISH!!!

0:
Good choice!

marry · Post Post #594 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:07 am

hi pooky, are you the president, can i PLEASE be your wife, i'll do literally whatever you want me to. i'll get you scalps i'll clean the kitchen i'll make apple pie whatever

Nexus · Post Post #595 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:08 am

Can you just read the game and participate in it?

marry · Post Post #596 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:09 am

i've got another tab open with the rules and another tab open to page three don't worry i'm doing my due diligence but i'm also here to be a trophy wife in the meantime

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #597 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:09 am

APPLE PIE

NO RUSSKIE CAN KNOW HOW TO MAKE APPLE PIE

marry · Post Post #598 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:09 am

so i take that as a yes????? pooky i am as american as one gets

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #599 (ISO) » Mon May 03, 2021 6:10 am

PRESIDENT: POOKY
FIRST LADY: MARRY
VICE PRESIDENT: LLD
DESIGNATED SURVIVOR: BELL
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: DEATHNOTE
ATTORNEY GENERAL: JOQIZA
FBI DIRECTOR: NEXUS

THIS WILL BE THE MOST GLORIOUS TOWNSTOMP OF SOME ICE EATING RUSSKIE SCUMBAGS EVER DONE