DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[Prism]

I'm finding it really hard to stay interested in mafia at the moment but I don't see why people have gorilla or myself as town. This is very par for the course, mastina's read makes no sense even if I feel she's town anyway, and gorilla really hasn't done anything special either except for 664, which is a good post.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

MAYBE IM LYING TO YOU SO THAT YOU DONT NIGHT KILL ME SO I WILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO NUKE YOU

NOBODY TAKE ME SERIOUSLY WHEN I SAY PEOPLE ARE TOWN

EXCEPT MARRY

MY WIFE HAS TO BE GOOD

HER APPLE PIE IS DELICIOUS

[Vaxkiller]

Town points for Griffindor!


I mean pooky

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

MAYBE I SHOULDVE JUST PULLED A FATE ALA DEFCON 3.0 AND FORCE TAKEN AIR BASE AND TRIED TO DIRECT THE GAME FROM THERE

IRONIC BECAUSE HIS AIRBASE PREVENTED THE BATTLESHIP FROM SAVING HIM FROM MY NUKE HAHAHAHA

GOOD THING IM NOT A SNIVELING COWARD LIKE FATE AND I WILL MEET THE RUSSKIE SCUM ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE HEAD ON WITH MY NUCLEAR WEAPONS LOCKED AND LOADED

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VAX KILLER WILL YOU JOIN MY

TOWNBLOCK

CABINET SO WE CAN LAUNCH A MASSIVE COORDINATED STRIKE TO WIPE OUT RUSSIAN RESISTANCE ON THE FIRST DAY OF DEFCON 5 ?!

[Titus]

I am having trouble getting into this game.

I may just lol nuke when nukes are a thing.

[Vaxkiller]

Yes but I want to join the CIA, so I need to get a russian

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am having trouble getting into this game.

I may just lol nuke when nukes are a thing.

TITUS IF YOU ARE WILLING TO BE MY LAWYER AT THE IMPEACHMENT HEARING THEN I HAVE A CABINET SLOT FOR YOU

[Et Al]

SHE IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY SOMETHING SCUM BUT SHE STILL SIGNALS TO US WHO THE BAD GUYS ARE

PRAISE SKITTER

Can you knock this off? Even within your shtick I don't get what this is doing except trying to set us against each other.

-S

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Can you knock this off? Even within your shtick I don't get what this is doing except trying to set us against each other.

-S

WAIT YOu THINK IM TRYING TO SET SKITTER AGAINST YOU?!?

WHEN YOU ARE A IN A HYDRA WITH HER

LOLOLOL

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Yes but I want to join the CIA, so I need to get a russian

PRESIDENT: POOKY
FIRST LADY: MARRY
VICE PRESIDENT: LLD
DESIGNATED SURVIVOR: BELL
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: DEATHNOTE
ATTORNEY GENERAL: JOQIZA
FBI DIRECTOR: NEXUS
CIA DIRECTOR: VAXKILLA

[Et Al]

The shtick, incidentally, is also super annoying, but I imagine that you'll drop that when you feel like it regardless of what I say.

Pedit: yes, just because we're in a hydra doesn't mean we always agree on everything?

-S

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

The shtick, incidentally, is also super annoying, but I imagine that you'll drop that when you feel like it regardless of what I say.

Pedit: yes, just because we're in a hydra doesn't mean we always agree on everything?

-S

The shtick, incidentally, is also super annoying, but I imagine that you'll drop that when you feel like it regardless of what I say.Pedit: yes, just because we're in a hydra doesn't mean we always agree on everything?-S

I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD TAKE MY BULLSHIT ROLEPLAYING SERIOUSLY BUT OK BUDDY

[Et Al]

You're not doing anything but roleplaying, so I'm forced to.

-S

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

IMAGINE THINKING I WAS GOING TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN ROLE PLAYING THIS ENTIRE GAME

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

BY ROLEPLAYING I MEAN SETTING UP THE GREATEST CABINET THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN TO NUKE RUSSIA CLEAN OFF THE MAP

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

BTW I HAVE YOU AS VERY SOLID LOCK SCUM YOU WILL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO RECEIVE A NUCLEAR MISSILE DELIVERED EXPRESS MAIL

[Et Al]

Is that a serious read? If so, why?

-S

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I DONT LIKE HOW YOU REACTED TO NEXUS

ALSO ID THINK YOUD BE DOING MORE MECH STRATEGY IN A MECH HEAVY GAME SINCE YOU LOVE MECH AND ARE A SELF PROFESSED MECH EXPERT

[Titus]

I am having trouble getting into this game.

I may just lol nuke when nukes are a thing.

TITUS IF YOU ARE WILLING TO BE MY LAWYER AT THE IMPEACHMENT HEARING THEN I HAVE A CABINET SLOT FOR YOU

Sure.

[Et Al]

I DONT LIKE HOW YOU REACTED TO NEXUS

Which post and why?

Why would I post less mechanics as scum?

-S

[marry]

pooky i didn’t realize your cabinet was an american cul-de-sac (townblock) but i am really honored to be your first lady. i hope this does not come off as a pocket, i just really like your vibes and i’m new here so reading the roleplaying is comforting and less scary

viva la revolution, dudes!!!

et al is a hydra?

[Et Al]

Or, perhaps more specifically, what mechanics would you expect me to be talking about as town?

I could say which PR's are good vs bad, but that's already been covered.

I could tell people not to take certain PR's, but that wouldn't matter unless I can convince literally everyone not to take a particular PR, which I can't. (Also I'm not sure that giving scum fakeclaims is smart.)

I could tell people how to use certain roles, but I have plenty of time still to do that.

-S

[Et Al]

et al is a hydra?

Yes, see links in the sig. I (Something_Smart) am responsible for most of the posts (I sign with -S). Skitter30 signs with ~skitter.

-S

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

YOUR FOCUS ON NEXUS IS WIERD

YOU SHOULD BE TRYING TO FIND BAD GUYS AND NOT SO SCARED OF NEXUS

THE ONLY WAY INTO HEAVEN IS TO KILL RUSSKIE SCUM

I DONT KNOW WHY YOUD POST LESS ABOUT MECH - ITS JUST WEIRD TO ME YOU DIDNT POST ANY MECH HELP AT ALL