DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[mastina]

PookyTheMagicalBear
gorilla
Prism
Bell
joqiza
mary
Lady Lambdadelta
Cephrir
samantha97
DeathNote

Equinox/The Entity
Save the Dragons
Nexus
DeasVail

Robert M Hunter
Titus

Vaxkiller

Toogeloo

The Church of Skitter (Alisae/Menalque)
T3
Untrod Tripod/Merlot
deep-city-lights/VFP

Et Al (Skitter/SS)

Feel like this is the most accurate I've got. Locktown townreads lean town null lean scum scumreads scum.

[DeasVail]

I definitely agree with a lot of the thoughts that you’re putting out there mastina. I don’t know if that is actually alignment-relevant but felt it was important to express that

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i thought she might be town from her first few posts anyway just because she presumably read her role PM and hopped right into thread and she came off town to me there, but i wanted to wait and gauge her a bit more first.

the way she's approached pooky in particular feels like her town game to me. like i think she is just trying to get a grip on the game in an unfamiliar context in the way she knows how.

MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE WHO COOKS AMAZING APPLE PIES CAN ONLY BE AMERICAN THROUGH AND THROUGH

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Ali, skitter wants to know what you think about her read on Pooky.

-S

SKITTERS READ ON ME IS SURFACE LEVEL

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

It's not shit. I posted my own take on Pooky earlier.
I actually would want to pressure Marry about her read there. I think the 2 can be aligned.

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Why do you think Marry approaches Pooky the way they did as town and what do you think she would do if she was scum?

BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE MY WIFE AND KILL EVIL RUSSKIES WITH ME DUH

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

The mary pooky interaction does feel slightly weird.
I can't really tell if it's just outgoing Marry who is relaxed town just trying to make jokes,
If they're scum with Pooky and trying to figure out how to talk to one another, but they're coming off forced or trying to emulate themselves through a fun house mirror.
Or if they're just scum looking for something to do.

I dunno, they all sound sort of plausible to me and, you know, there's a lot of other possibilities.

WAREHOUSE THIRTEEN BELL

WAREHOUSE THIRTEEN

KISS YOUR LUCKY STARS THAT POOKY ROLLED A TOWN ROLE PM AND IS HERE TO CARRY THIS TOWN TO GLORIOUS VICTORY

[Toogeloo]

Yes but I want to join the CIA, so I need to get a russian

PRESIDENT: POOKY
FIRST LADY: MARRY
VICE PRESIDENT: LLD
DESIGNATED SURVIVOR: BELL
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: DEATHNOTE
ATTORNEY GENERAL: JOQIZA
FBI DIRECTOR: NEXUS
CIA DIRECTOR: VAXKILLA

Why is this reminding me of your play from Grand Idea?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Why is this reminding me of your play from Grand Idea?

TOOGELOO LOCKTOWN FOR HIS PARANOIA OF ME

WELCOME TO THE TEAM BROTHER PANDA

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I WOULD BE INCREDIBLY STUPID IF I ONLY DID THIS AS SCUM SO OBVIOUSLY I HAVE TO BE DOING THIS AS TOWN

AND ALSO IT WOULD BE DUMB FOR SCUM TO TAKE THREAD CONTROL ON D1 BECAUSE THIS GAME IS MULTIBALL

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

PRESIDENT: POOKY
FIRST LADY: MARRY
VICE PRESIDENT: LLD
DESIGNATED SURVIVOR: BELL
CHIEF OF STAFF: TOOGELOO
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: DEATHNOTE
ATTORNEY GENERAL: JOQIZA
FBI DIRECTOR: NEXUS
CIA DIRECTOR: VAXKILLA

[Et Al]

Ali, skitter wants to know what you think about her read on Pooky.

-S

SKITTERS READ ON ME IS SURFACE LEVEL

K ur scum
I would also like to reiterate that i am finding ali-mena to be incredibly off and i think they might be scum too

~ skitter

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

K ur scum
I would also like to reiterate that i am finding ali-mena to be incredibly off and i think they might be scum too

~ skitter

ITS OK I WILL DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE SCUM TEAM IN ONE MASSIVE NUCLEAR SALVO JUST DONT NIGHT KILL ME

[Et Al]

if pooky is scum i'm p sure this is how scum is neutralizing our slot: ignoring my head, repeatedly calling ss scum for very meh reasons, and using that to nuke us later

Plz note that when we flip town i called this and push pooky, ty ^

~ skitter

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

WE ARE NOT EVEN IN THE VOTING STAGE YET THIS IS A BIT EARLY FOR DESPERATE PLEAS

[Et Al]

- i'm marveling at the fact you're calling me 'desperate'
- its fairly clear where you're going with this, you're not engagign with me, and i dont fully understand how the nuke mechanic works anyways so i'm just covering my bases

~ skitter

[Et Al]

Ali can u ask mena what he thinks abt my pooky read btw

~ skitter

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

- i'm marveling at the fact you're calling me 'desperate'
- its fairly clear where you're going with this, you're not engagign with me, and i dont fully understand how the nuke mechanic works anyways so i'm just covering my bases

~ skitter

MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ THE RULES BEFORE YOU START JUMPING TO RANDOM CONCLUSIONS

[Et Al]

- that doesn't adequately address my concern and you know it
- ss actually has and thinks my theory is plausible so i'm really not worried abt 'jumping to random conclusions', ty

~ skitter

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

- that doesn't adequately address my concern and you know it
- ss actually has and thinks my theory is plausible so i'm really not worried abt 'jumping to random conclusions', ty

~ skitter

BY PLAUSIBLE YOU MEAN EXTREMELY UNLIKELY?

[Et Al]

K pooky we dont really have to do this, i believe i made my point, and you're not responding to anything i'm saying in good faith, so

~ skitter

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

THIS IS A GAME WHERE EVERY PLAYER CAN GET A DAY VIG

YOU DO NOT NEUTRALIZE PEOPLE BY SHOUTING THEM DOWN BECAUSE LITERALLY ANYONE CAN DAY VIG ANYONE ELSE

THATS WHY YOUR "THEORY" ABOUT ME NEUTRALIZING YOU WITH SOME RANDOM SCUM READ IS RIDCIULOUS ON ITS FACE

YOU DONT NEED THREAD CONTROL OR SUPPORT TO ELIMINATE YOUR SCUM READS

YOU DONT NEUTRALIZE PEOPLE BY TELLING THEM THEY ARE SCUM

THATS A REALLY GOOD WAY TO GET NUKED IN THE FACE

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

OK GOOD TALK SKITTER

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

LIKE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW NUKES WORK AND YOURE TELLING ME THIS MAKES SENSE AS A SCUM APPROACH TO YOUR SLOT

READ THE RULES BEFORE YOU TRY TO THEORIZE ABOUT HOW SCUM PLAY THIS GAME OK?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I AM NOT ANGRY AT YOU BTW I AM JUST STUCK ON ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE TO PROVE MY PINKIE IS AN AMERICAN PINKIE THAT DOES NOT GET SORE FROM HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY