DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

TRUMP DID FIRE LIKE HALF HIS CABINET EVERY FOUR MONTHS

GOOD THING WE HAVE ACTUAL ADULTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE NOW

BY GOOD THING I MEAN I AM BORED

[samantha97]

I think that's 10/13

I don't intend to vote for them

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

THATS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD STRATEGY IF YOU ARE A COMPLETELY INCOMPETENT BUFFOON

IF YOU KEEP FIRING PEOPLE THEY NEVER GET TOGETHER TO 25TH AMENDMENT YOUR ASS

MAYBE I SHOULD LEARN FROM HIM

[Lady Lambdadelta]

LOLOLOLOL TWENTY FIFTH AMENDMENT REQUIRES HALF THE CABINET

BUT ILL VOTE HER ANYWAY CUZ I DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT WHO GETS ELIMINATED AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE VOTE COUNT IS BUT I THINK SHE IS LEADING

VOTE: MASTINA

When I nuke the rest of the cabinet I WILL BE HALF THE CABINET

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A COUP THREAT

I WOULD BE THREATENED BUT LIKE I ONLY CARE ABOUT TV RATINGS SO THIS SHOULD BE GOOD

IF 24 HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING IT IS THAT EVERY PRESIDENT MUST HAVE AN UNRULY VP WHO THREATENS THE 25TH AMMENDMENT

[VFP]

Do you think me so arrogant that I can't concede worlds where I am wrong?

Also logic doesn't work that way? Like. I can have a logical look forward without conceding my current beliefs or position.

And I find it fascinating that you seem to imply I can't have both.

I see it more as confidence than arrogance but I'm going to be biased here.
You can have both confidence and doubt. Were you showing evidence of this? Nope. Are you now? Plausible.

Interesting that you find it fascinating though.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

IF 24 HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING IT IS THAT EVERY PRESIDENT MUST HAVE AN UNRULY VP WHO THREATENS THE 25TH AMMENDMENT

I REFUSE TO RELINQUISH THE PRESIDENCY EVEN IF I AM NO LONGER ALIVE

I DEMAND THE CABINET COMMUNICATE WITH ME VIA SEANCE

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Do you think me so arrogant that I can't concede worlds where I am wrong?

Also logic doesn't work that way? Like. I can have a logical look forward without conceding my current beliefs or position.

And I find it fascinating that you seem to imply I can't have both.

I see it more as confidence than arrogance but I'm going to be biased here.
You can have both confidence and doubt. Were you showing evidence of this? Nope. Are you now? Plausible.

Interesting that you find it fascinating though.

I will go 3 layers deep so help me god.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

IF I AM NIGHTKILLED, LLD BETTER BE POSTING VIDEOS OF HER USING AN OUIJIA BOARD TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME OR ELSE SHES A TRAITOR TO THE COUNTRY

[VFP]

I think that's 10/13

I don't intend to vote for them

Why?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

SAMANTHA IS ALSO THE FIRST PERSON WHO DECIDED NO TO TOTAL WAR AND SAID IT GAVE THE MAFIA MORE NIGHTKILLS

WHICH IS BTW THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT TOTAL WAR DOES

DONT EXPECT HER TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL THE ENTIRE GAME

[Lady Lambdadelta]

IF I AM NIGHTKILLED, LLD BETTER BE POSTING VIDEOS OF HER USING AN OUIJIA BOARD TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME OR ELSE SHES A TRAITOR TO THE COUNTRY

Ahahahahhahahaha

I will perform a ritual to revive you.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I WILL PROVE THIS BY GIVING YOU TWO SCENARIOS:

(A) TOTAL WAR:

EVERYONE GETS A NUKE SILO, WE NUKE LIKE TWENTY PEOPLE AND LET BELL LIVE OR WHATEVER - WE WIN

MAFIA NIGHTKILLS: 0

(B) NOT TOTAL WAR:

WE HAVE TO DO SOME STUPID VOTING THING

MAFIA NIGHTKILLS PEOPLE

THEN WE GET NUKES AND END UP BACK AT (A)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Ahahahahhahahaha

I will perform a ritual to revive you.

I WILL BE SPAM CLICKING THE RED BUTTON IN THE DEAD THREAD AND MAKING EXPLODEY SOUNDS

[marry]

IF I AM NIGHTKILLED, LLD BETTER BE POSTING VIDEOS OF HER USING AN OUIJIA BOARD TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME OR ELSE SHES A TRAITOR TO THE COUNTRY

please never shut up

[Et Al]

I don't see her as particularly annoying or intolerable this game. If you think she has more scum equity than usual, sure, but the idea we should preemptively policy her for gamehealth in a game where she is doing nothing wrong is disgusting to me.

+1

-S

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

IF I AM NIGHTKILLED, LLD BETTER BE POSTING VIDEOS OF HER USING AN OUIJIA BOARD TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME OR ELSE SHES A TRAITOR TO THE COUNTRY

please never shut up

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE!?!?!?

[marry]

epicmafia, apparently...

[marry]

kinda towny for samantha to be like "Yeah. Let's not nuke and just play mafia."

[Et Al]

I have a lot of experience w/ mastina she’s probably scum

Elaborate?

-S

[marry]

i too would love some elaboration

[Prism]

I am saying Mastina is scum... And also her playstyle needs a yeet out of this game to learn a lesson.

Infact this is a lesson that Prism taught me in an argument we were having so I don't know why Prism is so upset.

I don't know what you're referring to here specifically. My guess is that it is my discussion of how the site meta has not adapted to figure out how to punish hyperposters, which was not encouraging policying them but for the site to strategically come up with ways to counteract or circumvent its effectiveness.

For any other reason, I am not above using threat of a policy as an incentive to change behavior midgame, and I have my own problems with not treating players with an adequate level of respect that to be frank is happening with a disturbingly increased frequency. While circumstantially different, those were still wrong and I would have appreciated intervention.

That said, regardless of source, if the lesson you learned from me is to policy players whose playstyle you dislike, even before they become a problem, I sincerely wish that you unlearn it as quickly as possible.

I want to make that clear but really don't want to continue this further as the conversation has shifted to be more about the substantive issues with the slot. Feel free to take the last word but unless you explicitly require a response from me I will leave it there.

[Vaxkiller]

Oh some info for people?

I am a silo. I also picked 3 choices before silo. I knew I would get Silo because I told Cakez I was purposefully waiting until the last minute to submit so I would lose all tiebreaks.

I know 3 roles that are guaranteed in this game and its interesting.

LLD is town! COol!

[Vaxkiller]

Or did some of you fuckers put literally EVERY ROLE IN ORDER instead of getting a silo

IN MY DEFENSE I THOUGHT THIS IS WHAT WE HAD TO DO AND THE SLOWEST PEOPLE GOT SILO. I WAS QUITE SLOW.

lol Marry is town!

[Vaxkiller]

I'll submit an official report later, since they are part of AMERICA.

[Vaxkiller]

maybe i'm missing meta here but why mastina of all people, i'm looking at her iso and it's like normal to me. what are you so annoyed with, at least she made reads

She made reads on the whole game.

Where is the justification for those reads, Marry? Go on. Find them for me. Find the justification for a full reads list in Defcon 4.

I won't accept anyone being left out. 24 different people. She needs reasons for all of them. She gave reads on them all after all right?

She literally just did this same thing in her last game tho. She was town. I'm scum reading them for different reasons, but hey, scums scum.