Major Policy Changes for Hydras for Mafia Games

[DkKoba]

looking for someone to hydra with for tax purposes. dm me

we already did?

[Robbnva]

I get a hydra divorce after a game ha

Yes, but we haven't established how this conscious uncoupling will take place. We are open to ideas!

There should be a waiting period. In case they change their minds. If one doesn’t want to stop then a mediator should get involved. Maybe a pre-ceremony document outlining what the expectations are and what each should take with each other when/if the hydra dissolves

[Robbnva]

Oooh MS now supports multiple marriages and polyamorousness Yay

Get your commitment ceremonies while they’re hot!

Spoiler:

Obviously an April fool’s joke but I like it

Having just got out of a marriage. Poly seems to be a good idea.

[Nero Cain]

These are wonderful changes and I'm glad to see the mods finally trying to tackle this problem.

[skitter30]

I wholeheartedly approve these changes and will be accepting applications for potential hydra partners - if you're interested please fill out the attached form and answer all of the questions and then return to me. Please note that while question 18 does not *require* an interpretative dance to be considered complete, providing one will certainly boost your chances. Points will be given, as always, for style and rhetorical flair.

[Alisae]

[Jingle]

I wholeheartedly approve these changes and will be accepting applications for potential hydra partners - if you're interested please fill out the attached form and answer all of the questions and then return to me. Please note that while question 18 does not *require* an interpretative dance to be considered complete, providing one will certainly boost your chances. Points will be given, as always, for style and rhetorical flair.

Does creative use of a flare gun during the interpretive dance count as rhetorical flair?

[skitter30]

Hmmmm it's a little hard to argue that *any* component of an interpretive dance should count towards *rhetorical* flair, but i would imagine it would net some style points.

[Firebringer]

I wholeheartedly approve these changes and will be accepting applications for potential hydra partners - if you're interested please fill out the attached form and answer all of the questions and then return to me. Please note that while question 18 does not *require* an interpretative dance to be considered complete, providing one will certainly boost your chances. Points will be given, as always, for style and rhetorical flair.

On question 5, im confused on whether u want a drawing by hand as in i get out my sketchpad or do u want some nice photoshop skillz

[Hydra Counselling Ltd]

Please email us at HC Ltd or call toll free or text #1313 to our Hydra SOS Helpline for more information.

[King Henry VIII]

I get a hydra divorce after a game ha

Yes, but we haven't established how this conscious uncoupling will take place. We are open to ideas!

I was going to go form a hydra just to make sure I don't play any mafia games again. (based on rule 3 and schadds_ clarifications).

you can rest easy that divorces will not be as straightforward of a process![/quote]

This is unacceptable for you to not have a process for this! My hydra partner is yet to bear me a single scum victory, and it is intolerable that I should be shackled to my partner waiting for your permission to be freed from this ill-conceived union while many suitable potential hydra partners of game-playing age are receiving hydra proposals from gentlemen not nearly as fine or important as myself!

[King Henry VIII]

I urge everybody to leave this website and sign up at www.mafiascum.co.uk where I will be in charge of dissolving hydras and not Pope Zoraster I.

[Haschel Cedricson]

HC Ltd

I demand royalties for using my name and brand.

[zoraster]

I urge everybody to leave this website and sign up at http://www.mafiascum.co.uk where I will be in charge of dissolving hydras and not Pope Zoraster I.

King Henry VIII has been excommunicated. He must be replaced in all communion.

[VashtaNeurotic]

HC Ltd

I demand royalties for using my name and brand.

Are you sure, it seems Zor is banning royalties.

[Ythan]

*hydrae

Guess that's covered.

[Gamma Emerald]

I know this was an April Fool’s joke but I really feel like something along these lines is sorely needed atp
I’ve had a lot of dead-weight hydra partners that probably resulted in me losing interest in mafia
I’ll acknowledge I’ve also had my own issues but I at least try to do my best, even if that often is practically nothing.

[Ythan]

I think that's between you and the people you choose to hydra with unfortunately.

[schadd_]

literally just get married in real life

[Cheery Dog]

literally just get married in real life

I accept your proposal.

[Nancy Drew 39]

I know this was an April Fool’s joke but I really feel like something along these lines is sorely needed atp
I’ve had a lot of dead-weight hydra partners that probably resulted in me losing interest in mafia
I’ll acknowledge I’ve also had my own issues but I at least try to do my best, even if that often is practically nothing.

If someone tells you they’re looking for a hydra partner to carry them, just say no. - unless it’s of course very time specific, like they’re v/la for a pre-determined amount of time. That’s obviously different but not if it’s ongoing.

I don’t mind someone if there at least active behind the scenes and have strengths that I lack say, mech - which has generally not been my strongest suit but if they’re literally not doing anything and there almost impossible to get a hold of, I’d pass.

So, I’d be okay carrying in a mech complex game as long as I had a hydra partner who was proficient in that because I really enjoy those games but I more often than not get tripped up by it,
I’ve really only had one bad hydra experience to date and anyone reading my GTKAS can probably figure out who that is but have also experienced dead weight hydra partners, so yeah - that’s not much fun either.

[Gamma Emerald]

A lot of times my dead weight partners haven't been ones who've said they were going to be

[Cabd]

literally just get married in real life

https://forum.mafiascum.net/memberlist. ... le&u=23410

[Nancy Drew 39]

A lot of times my dead weight partners haven't been ones who've said they were going to be

Look at past games then, it’s extremely unlikely that if they have a history of being active in their other games, the one game you hydra with them they will suddenly become dead weight and vice -versa.

[Gamma Emerald]

Part of the problem is most of the time they’re RWSTFO people
Norboy and Almost50 are key examples