What's something you'd want to say if you had control of the PA system at a grocery store?
Jake
- As a reminder, the police are waiting outside for anyone who leaves our store without buying anything.
Cheery
- I wouldn't
Not_Mafia
- And they don't stop coming
ducks
- *loud yawn* (as many times as it takes to have everyone copy)
GeorgeBailey
- i'd play The Conet Project but just quiet enough so people don't know it's an album
Cheeto
- Please remember to drink some water friends.
hb
- what the fuck is lost in aisle 3
What's your favourite song lyric?
Jake
- Bill Watterson, please don't fear me.
Cheery
- [intentionally blank]
Not_Mafia
- And they don't stop coming
ducks
- I like big butts and I cannot lie
GeorgeBailey
- I open up my heart, And stick my fingers in, But you will never want, What I have to give
Cheeto
- It's like they know what's about to happen just keep ya eye out, like aye, aye capn.
hb
- hakeshown loctors surfjan sufjan light shadow ooh ball
What's your stance on candles?
Jake
- Very romantic and lovable, like me!
Cheery
- Please take the smelly ones away from me
Not_Mafia
- One legged
ducks
- scented candles can give off nice fragrances but apparently if you inhale too much it can be bad for lungs? or something? have not properly looked into it
GeorgeBailey
- Scented candles are my guilty pleasure, fight me
Cheeto
- Pretty stellar work companions.
hb
- blow out all the candles you're too old to be so shy