WALRUSMASTER ** I Wonder what the next task will be?

[shaft.ed]

[Haschel Cedricson]

Don't blame me, blame the Dance Commander.

[shaft.ed]

OK I got a good hearty belly laugh out of the terrible chicken animation. Lasted maybe 10 seconds. No dancing unfortunately



Great percussion for this. Just sort of trance bobbing. Not a lot of change throughout. Good submission, but I think it could have used a bit more going on.

Current rankings:
1) Cheet
2) schadd
3) NotaJumble
4) Haschel
5) Chevre
4) MUSH

[hellbooks]

that grid instrument.

i liked this turn of phrase

[Chevre]

um you didn't do THE CHICKEN DANCE to the chicken dancE?!?!??!?!?!?

this is taskmaster it's not about good songs it's about catfit and you should've done the chicken dance it's legally required

you'll be hearing from my lawyers

[hellbooks]

came up with a totally unhinged plot for task 3 tv show and busted it out in 15 minutes and then found it incomprehensible without actually naming things and characters so i spent way too long coming up with fun names for everything and am now left with something very foolish

[shaft.ed]

um you didn't do THE CHICKEN DANCE to the chicken dancE?!?!??!?!?!?

this is taskmaster it's not about good songs it's about catfit and you should've done the chicken dance it's legally required

you'll be hearing from my lawyers

Sorry I didn't receive any notification from the Dance Commander

[shaft.ed]

left with something

very foolish

immeasurably glorious

ftfy

[shaft.ed]

Another 'heavy' entry. I'm honestly not a huge fan of this soundscape, it's kinda stressful to me. I like the half time bits and the couple drops.
Overall a bit of toe tapping and some light head bobbing.

Current rankings:
1) Cheet
2) schadd
3) NotaJumble
4) Haschel
5) Sirius
6) MUSH
7) Chevre

[Chevre]

Current rankings:
1) Cheet
2) schadd
3) NotaJumble
4) Haschel
5) Chevre
4) MUSH

Current rankings:
1) Cheet
2) schadd
3) NotaJumble
4) Haschel
5) Sirius
6) MUSH
7) Chevre

[shaft.ed]

I mean, upset Susan Collins memes are just gonna encourage me

[Chevre]

oh dang i just picked an appropriate disappointed gif . . . what have i wrought

[shaft.ed]

Great multilayered rhythms in the intro. Yes please. Melodic bits are honestly reducing my movement. I want a lot more of that background layer, maybe its in the right ear. This sounds like music that you are supposed to bite your lip to. OMG I want more of those background runs too. Oh that ~3:25 wall of sound was nice. 5:43 finally bringing up the backing rhythms.

This was overall fun. I think the rhythmic scheme was working against it as far as my hypnodancing preferences, but a lot of good energy.

Current rankings:
1) Cheet
2) hellbooks
3) schadd
4) NotaJumble
5) Haschel
6) Sirius
7) MUSH
12) Chevre

[shaft.ed]

very non-moving intro. OK still not moving. *

checks vid time

* 16 minutes! Think my first song-induced movement was a headshake. So this really isn't going anywhere then. I actually unplugged my headphones to make sure I wasn't missing something in the right ear. Pretty tempted to skip ahead. I guess I can do work while waiting for the tune to start then.

narrator:

it never did

Was this the wrong link?

Current rankings:
1) Cheet
2) hellbooks
3) schadd
4) NotaJumble
5) Haschel
6) Sirius
7) MUSH
19) Chevre
9) Davsto

[MUSHSHAGANA]

Wow. That was a bold choice, Davsto. I would not have had the guts, myself. Certainly I don't understand the why of submitting that, and I actually like that album. (Personally, I think it's good sleeping music. At a low volume it also works to set up a nice, meditative ambience in a small echoing room. I just don't get much body movement out of it.)

[Davsto]

the "movement" I was wishing to inspire is wanting to remove your headphones and/or run away

[shaft.ed]

I guess we've established 'heavy' music is a bit more of a challenge for me. I really have to be in the mood for it. That said, this breaks nicely into a trance like beat that almost forces you to comply. Enjoying the instrumentation. That downbeat is like a sledgehammer. Kinda lost the pulse for a while here at the end.

Current rankings:
1) Cheet
2) hellbooks
3) schadd
4) NotaJumble
5) tris
6) Haschel
7) Sirius
8) MUSH
42) Chevre
10) Davsto

[shaft.ed]

the "movement" I was wishing to inspire is wanting to remove your headphones and/or run away

respect for going all in
i did switch out my headphones I guess

[shaft.ed]

https://archive.org/details/ChambalandP ... epecheMode

He does like it slow folks. Still retains a bouncy feel though. Like this triplet rap better.
Still not a huge fan of mashups. Especially when they just take a famous chorus and reuse it. Not bad, but sort of samey.

[tris]

hey, tris; get your submission in please

[shaft.ed]

Task 2 Final Scores

Spoiler:

First I'm not giving anyone zero points, because it's impossible for a human to not move at all without being dead.

That said

Davsto

gets 1 point, last place.

2 points goes to

Chevre

. There is no obligation to chicken dance, especially when sitting at your computer in the privacy of your own home.

MUCHSHAGANA

get 3 points. Sorry I did not in fact jumpdafuckup.

In at 4 points is

Sirius

. Sorry the music kinda hurts by auditory system.

Dance Commander

Haschel

is gets a mid range 5 points.

Psyche

's mashup submission is good for 6 points.

tris

reaches the highest with head bangy music at 7 points.

NotAJumpbleofNumbers

pushed enough buttons for 8 points

The dance trance score

schadd

9 points.

hellbooks

bleep bloops to 10 points

but our winner with the danciful sound is

Cheetory6

!

[Davsto]

RIP lateral thinking I guess

[shaft.ed]

hey, tris; get your submission in please

got it, thanks!

still missing Siriuschaddavsto9121

[shaft.ed]

RIP lateral thinking I guess

it'd have worked if I did run away in horror as you planned

I was actually worried someone was going to submit 20 minutes of jump scares
or a 5 minute brown note

[shaft.ed]

I'm going to wait until tomorrow morning to post Task 4 given that Task 3 was more labor intensive than standard.