Mini 2247: Mountain Dew Mafia (Game Over)

[Milk & Mocha]

You're kidding me. Ok lets tear this claim apart

[Gamma Emerald]

Fucking try me.
It’s such a shame too because scum!Pooky can get out of practically any noose you put around him but this time there is no escape.

[Milk & Mocha]

I am Mountain Dew, the original flavor.

I never claimed this. I dont give a shit what you say. I said ours was the tastiest flavor. I said we were mountain dew flavored. No fucking shit. All of town is mountain dew flavored wtf.

I am a Parity Vanilla Cop.

Never claimed vanilla cop. Let's just say this is a town role. We could still exist with it which is why its absolutely stupid that this point is being brought up. It's forcing me to out info that I wasn't planning to out even by just saying this.

There’s no way my role + LLD’s role + full cop exists in this game IMO.

absolute bull.

On top of all of this, we were planning to just troll really hard and its ridiculous that gamma is ccing a claim that I explicitly trollified.

[Milk & Mocha]

Fucking try me.
It’s such a shame too because scum!Pooky can get out of practically any noose you put around him but this time there is no escape.

oh no woe is me I'm mega screwed by this cc that makes ZERO sense.

[Gamma Emerald]

I wasn’t counterclaiming your flavor, no fucking DUH.
Parity Vanilla Cop is still a counterclaim to Cop.
You explicitly claimed cop when I was clearly being serious. You can’t go “it was a JOKE!” and expect that to save your hide.

[Milk & Mocha]

I have no for a second backed out of it have I?

[Critter]

Mush wagon please?

[Gamma Emerald]

Mush wagon please?

No. In fact, I’m starting to think you’re scum because both the people you’re trying to push look like town rn.

[Gamma Emerald]

Plus we’ve already had enough claims, pushing elsewhere for more is a terrible look.

[Milk & Mocha]

Parity Vanilla Cop is still a counterclaim to Cop.

My soul is gonna die if you're town and think this

[Gamma Emerald]

I have no for a second backed out of it have I?

Sounded like you were by saying you trollified your claim.
You fucked up, sorry.

[Milk & Mocha]

Also u being serious has nothing to do with me. You're just making up random excuses at this point for an either horrible town cc or the worst scum gambit literally ever

[Gamma Emerald]

Parity Vanilla Cop is still a counterclaim to Cop.

My soul is gonna die if you're town and think this

I

KNOW

it.

[Milk & Mocha]

I have no for a second backed out of it have I?

Sounded like you were by saying you trollified your claim.
You fucked up, sorry.

I never backed out and who the fuck actually thinks theres jester here.

[Milk & Mocha]

Parity Vanilla Cop is still a counterclaim to Cop.

My soul is gonna die if you're town and think this

imagine thinking you can use a cop that doesn't even get alignment results to cc a cop that does get alignment results.

w i l d.

[Milk & Mocha]

Parity Vanilla Cop is still a counterclaim to Cop.

My soul is gonna die if you're town and think this

I

KNOW

it.

You literally better be scum because if this is town play, jesus christ what the actual fuck.

[Milk & Mocha]

Parity Vanilla Cop is still a counterclaim to Cop.

My soul is gonna die if you're town and think this

imagine thinking you can use a cop that doesn't even get alignment results to cc a cop that does get alignment results.

w i l d.

POOKY

[Milk & Mocha]

i wonder what he's going to say if we actually get flipped today

tomm he's gonna be like nah thats not a CC? rofl

[Milk & Mocha]

Nah we aren't being flipped today. There is no way.

[Milk & Mocha]

also gamma no offense but the role you claimed sounds useless af ngl

[Critter]

Mush wagon please?

No. In fact, I’m starting to think you’re scum because both the people you’re trying to push look like town rn.

Then think it. I think you’re both town and there’s something Mush said that pings me the more I think about it but it’s anti town to explain so I am just gonna sit here on Mush. Y’all can keep arguing “I am the best” at each other which isn’t constructive or vote somewhere else. Only reason I vote either of you is to prevent no elim.

[Milk & Mocha]

like you're basically like a parity vanilla cop?

that's like even more useless than a normal vanilla cop

and people put vanilla cops in games just to troll lolol.

wait actually he could be like a scum vanilla parity cop that finds PRs

[Milk & Mocha]

nah even cabd wouldnt troll the scum team with a role that useless rofl

[Gamma Emerald]

And put a target on my back for no reason by CCing? Nice try.
Anyway, I’m probably done posting here for the night, I expect people will generally see eye-to-eye with me.

[Milk & Mocha]

that cc was so bad it doesn't even put a target on your back ...