Mini Theme 2244: 3d20 uRoll – Somewhere In New Jersey [End]

[Bingle]

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After a long day in New Jersey the collective Jerseyites decide to throw

RegRider

into the hole. Seven of them lay hands on

RegRider

... and

RegRider

bungee jumps into the hole.

A few seconds later...
"Oh look! Guys! There's a buffet down here!"

"What?" one of the Jerseyites inquires.

"An entire buffet! Look!" The whole of New Jersey looks into the hole. Sure enough, there's a buffet down there.

The group pulls up

RegRider

and rappels down to the buffet. The sunlight does not follow them into the red-looking world down there. It's really too dark to make out any details.

The bungee cord snaps and whacks

RegRider

in the face with extreme velocity, dropping a calling card onto the buffet. While you wouldn't be able to read it because of how dark it is, I'll let you know that it confirms:

RegRider was a member of the

Butler Conspiracy

and a Doubled Role Cop.

Spoiler: role pm

Welcome! You are part of the

Butler Conspiracy.

The Butler Conspiracy is a secret cabal of murderers who conceal the terrible secret that

all the butlers did it

! Did what? Who knows!
What I do know, though, is that New Jersey is full of people who know your secret. So you might want to, uh, assert control over New Jersey to stop the secret, eh?

You are a

Mafia Doubled Role Cop

- Target up to two people at night. Assuming no interference, you will learn each's role, but not their alignment. Vanillas, Townies, Goons, Vanilla Cultists, and Third-Party without additional abilities attached all return the same result – vanilla.
- You also have access to the Mafia's factional kill.

You have a PT in which you can talk to your buddies at any time, located {HYPERLINK BLOCKED}.
The game thread is here. Please confirm.

It is now Night 1. (expired on 2021-10-28 02:06:58) until deadline.

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The sounds of a scuffle can be heard in the darkness. When a professional

Dunnstral

impersonator figures out how to hotwire their phone to generate a portable sun, light is restored to the room...

To reveal

Dunnstral

's body and

ssbm_Kyouko

's body in a neat pile on top of the buffet.

The Jerseyites are moderately concerned about the loss of one of their own, but are also excited that they're all free of the tyranny of country club memberships.

The main concern among the group is figuring out who spoiled the banquet and figuring out how to banish them from the group.

Dunnstral was an

Innocent Citizen of New Jersey

and a Reflexive Asceticizer.

Spoiler: role pm

Welcome! You are an

Innocent Citizen of New Jersey.

I don't know how long this place will remain New Jersey though, so you might want to act quick. Get rid of all the unsavory types before they seize this great state for themselves!

You are a

Town Reflexive Asceticizer.

- Anyone who visits you will be affected by your Asceticizer ability.
- Asceticizing someone causes non-kill abilities targeting them to fail.

The game thread is here. Please confirm.

ssbm_Kyouko was the

Country Club Owner

and a Complex Mason-Finder.

Spoiler: role pm

Welcome! You are the

Country Club Owner.

Wait this isn't your country club! You'll just have to convince everyone it is with your

shadowy country-club-owning illusion magic.

Proceed, my dear! Sell as many memberships as you can! Scam

all those innocent Jerseyites out of their hard-earned Spondulicks!

You are a

Cult Leader Complex Mason-Finder.

- Target someone at night. Assuming no interference, they will be converted to the

Country Club Cult

. Your ability will succeed on players aligned as Town, Third-Party, and solo surviving members of Mafia, Werewolves, or Aliens.
- Target someone at night. Assuming no interference, you will learn if they are a Mason-type (Hypogean, Mason, Monk, Truther, Atheist, Neighborhood Watch) role or not. Your ability only succeeds on non-Vanilla players.

You have a Cult PT in which you can talk with your buddies at any time, located {HYPERLINK BLOCKED}.
The game thread is here. Please confirm.

Day Two Begins!

headcount

Headcount (10): Bingle, Enchant, Quiet Owl, Mama Ru, Dwlee99, Dragon of the West, cyrus62, Loftwing, StrangeMatter, Save The Dragons

With 10 alive it takes 6 people to reach a decision.
With 3 dead the deadline is 8 days 12 hours, of which (expired on 2021-11-06 02:00:07) remains.

Flip coming tomorrow. Sorry for the delay, folks.

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After a Legendary Fight involving an Axe and a Knife,

Loftwing

decapitates a joke I've been waiting to do for a while...

Enchant

was

Actual Canni-

er,

Self-Aligned PGO Shia LaBeouf!

Spoiler: rolepm

Welcome! You are

Actual Cannibal, Shia LaBeouf!

Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting to make this joke? None? None at all?
Anyhow. Claim New Jersey for yourself! You just have twelve other people to eat. Good luck!

You are a

Serial Killer Paranoid Gun Owner.

- Target someone at night. Assuming no interference, you will kill them.
- You will passively attack anyone who visits you.

The game thread is here. Please confirm.

Night Two! (expired on 2021-11-03 12:53:52)

If you sent any night actions to Lilith she'll forward/has forwarded them to me. Thanks.

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The server lags for a second, then updates suddenly...

Dragon of the West

and

Quiet Owl

are suspiciously less alive...

but on the other hand, neither of them were Jerseyites, so that's good.

Quiet Owl was a member of the

Butler Conspiracy

, and a Doubled Bus Driver.

Spoiler: role pm

Welcome! You are part of the

Butler Conspiracy.

The Butler Conspiracy is a secret cabal of murderers who conceal the terrible secret that

all the butlers did it

! Did what? Who knows!
What I do know, though, is that New Jersey is full of people who know your secret. So you might want to, uh, assert control over New Jersey to stop the secret, eh?

You are a

Mafia Doubled Bus Driver.

- Target up to two pairs of two people at night. Anyone targeting either player will have their target silently swapped to the other one. You may not target yourself, but you may target any allies you have.
- You also have access to the Mafia's factional kill.

You have a PT in which you can talk to your buddies at any time, located {HYPERLINK BLOCKED}.
The game thread is here. Please confirm.

Dragon of the West was an

IKEA Employee

and a Roleblocker.

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Welcome! You are an

IKEA Employee.

Wait this isn't IKEA — it's New Jersey! But it could be IKEA, if you just got rid of everyone else!

You are an

Alien Roleblocker.

- Target someone at night. Assuming no interference, their night actions will be blocked.

You have a PT in which you can talk with your Alien buddies at any time, located {HYPERLINK BLOCKED}.
The game thread is here. You have special instructions for confirmation located in your Alien PT.

Day Three Begins!

headcount

Mama Ru, Dwlee99, Bingle, Save The Dragons, Loftwing, cyrus62, StrangeMatter

With 7 alive it takes 4 to reach majority.

With 6 dead the deadline is 7 days, of which (expired on 2021-11-11 18:35:16) are left.

first and last vc

StrangeMatter (4+1): Mama Ru, cyrus62, Bingle, Dwlee99

, StrangeMatter

With 7 alive it took 4 votes to hammer

StrangeMatter

, plus one extra, with 6 days, 7 hours, 35 minutes left on the clock.

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The Town has run out of pits to throw people in, so

Dwlee99

decides to enforce the Will of the People and runs

StrangeMatter

through with a pitchfork.

This causes StrangeMatter to suddenly become a lot lighter...

...as the Town's collective collection of eating utensils clatters to the ground.

StrangeMatter was a

Cutlery Thief

and a Paranoid Gun Owner.

Spoiler: role pm

Welcome! You are a

Cutlery Thief.

You are a mild-mannered food critic by day, but by moonlight you transmorgrify into a horrible beast... who has the agenda of

stealing all the forks, knives, and spoons in New Jersey.

(gasp!) Will anyone be able to eat with proper manners again? Not if you have your way!

You are a

Werewolf Paranoid Gun Owner.

- You will reflexively shoot anyone who tries to visit you.
- You have access to the Werewolf factional kill.

You have a Werewolf PT in which you can talk with your buddies at any time, located {HYPERLINK BLOCKED}.
The game thread is here. Please confirm.

Night Three! (expired on 2021-11-07 10:59:21).

cyrus62 - Even night jk
Save The Dragons - tracker

Mama Ru - rolecop

Dwlee99 - jk

Loftwing - rb

BINGLE - joat

All roles. Bolder = confirmed.

[Bingle]

Loft is like 9/10 confirmed, barring fake claim shenanigans with a loft std team.

[Loftwing]

The thing is that I don't see why a scum protective wouldn't claim here.

[Bingle]

I guess technically mama had a 1/400 chance of guessing the specific type of finder my joat rolled, too, so there’s that.

[Loftwing]

Or that you literally claimed Bloodhound Day 1, and later claimed Joat.

[Loftwing]

In any case, I'm not quite sure who would be scum here, if anyone. I think that even if we did know the exact role everyone had, that wouldn't help us one bit, because any player of any alignment could have any role.

[Bingle]

The thing is that I don't see why a scum protective wouldn't claim here.

Honestly they should have.

But the timing was right after the bus driver flipped and explicitly they didn’t target me, the claimed cop, because they too would have died to strange. My guess is that they thought being caught in a role lie was less likely than being caught by a tracker.

[Bingle]

Sure, but it’s not the having of the role that’s incriminating. It’s the actively lying about having a very different role.

[Loftwing]

Who would you want to kill today, Bingle?

[Bingle]

In order of safest to least safe the options are: no yeet, Bingle, Cyrus, You, STD, DW, Mama.

If I had to guess the last scum or lose I would guess Cyrus every time.

[Dwlee99]

I say we kill Cyrus and then plan a different jailkeep target for me tonight

[Cook]

I submit the following:

Paranoid Gun Owner may be preventable via roleblock, and the bus driver fucked with our results enough to land one of our roleblockers onto Enchant.

That would fall under major mod error but we can check.

@cook: would a roleblocker prevent a pgo from killing?

No.

[cyrus62]

that is bullshit. i think its dw. i think dw is lieing . we have one ww left i havent lied. as i said town even night jk. i was right to target strange night 2. i was right to vote west the whole time. sure i thought owl was town so i was wrong there. but most likely scum is dw or loft.

[Dwlee99]

Why me when I have also been right about things like our day one elimination

[cyrus62]

Why me when I have also been right about things like our day one elimination

mutitask doesnt line up. could your muti task be kill and lock up.

[Dwlee99]

I rolled werewolf multitasking jailkeeper and fudged it to town

Sure, I could use both a kill and jailkeep if I had a kill... but also I haven't even used my jailkeep at all this game until last night

I'd have been trying to roleblock people or something if I was scum

[Bingle]

Dwlee can only be scum if they’re paired with Mama. Or solo with another solo scum in the setup.

Multitasking only means they rolled 5 for their modifier. It has nothing to do with alignment.

Being right about individual scum also doesn’t really net any towncred because we have no idea what flavor of scum remains.

[Dwlee99]

Dwlee can only be scum if they’re paired with Mama. Or solo with another solo scum in the setup.

Multitasking only means they rolled 5 for their modifier. It has nothing to do with alignment.

Being right about individual scum also doesn’t really net any towncred because we have no idea what flavor of scum remains.

I felt pretty good about catching scum day one but now that we know over half the game was scum it's pretty funny

[Dwlee99]

Btw I think night kill flavor might actually matter?

[Dwlee99]

Nvm I think it is just for funsies

[cyrus62]

Dwlee can only be scum if they’re paired with Mama. Or solo with another solo scum in the setup.

Multitasking only means they rolled 5 for their modifier. It has nothing to do with alignment.

Being right about individual scum also doesn’t really net any towncred because we have no idea what flavor of scum remains.

removing me from play makes no since i can lock some one up tonight. i would like to lock up dw . maybe a no elimination needs to happen today. if you still want to kill me do it tomorrow.

[Dwlee99]

I was thinking we could kill loftwing then Cyrus and I block each other cause he should be able to jailkeep tonight. I have to clarify how that interaction would work though

[Dwlee99]

I'm about 50/50 between last scum being Loftwing and Cyrus rn

[Dwlee99]

Loftwing what did you do last night?

[Loftwing]

I targeted Bingle, the thing that I was told to do.