Mini Theme 2244: 3d20 uRoll – Somewhere In New Jersey [End]

[Dwlee99]

Are you still paranoid I could be scum?

[Bingle]

If Ru gets a result, that could either mean I attacked, or Dweelee blocked me.

Fair point.

If we eliminate cyrus and let STD live to track Dwlee that fixes that, but honestly I don't think either of you is scum here so I'm not really worried.

[Bingle]

Are you still paranoid I could be scum?

No, but noting that it'd be 1 scum in three is relevant.

It's also worth noting that if either of you is scum with a living partner you just win with this plan, but I kinda don't want to entertain that as a possibility.

[cyrus62]

If Ru gets a result, that could either mean I attacked, or Dweelee blocked me.

Fair point.

If we eliminate cyrus and let STD live to track Dwlee that fixes that, but honestly I don't think either of you is scum here so I'm not really worried.

lol im not scum. do you honestly think im this relaxd as scum and not crack yet. hmm bingel i honestly think you could be scum. but no kill is throwing me off.

[Dwlee99]

I think I don't make sense as partnered with anyone in the game

[Dwlee99]

I just want to flip STD

[cyrus62]

VOTE: std hammer bite me i know hes town and so am i.

[Dwlee99]

okay so who is scum cyrus

God, I hope that just ends the game because it'd make you hammering with "He's town" so much funnier

[Save The Dragons]

am i dead yet

[cyrus62]

okay so who is scum cyrus

God, I hope that just ends the game because it'd make you hammering with "He's town" so much funnier

bingel or loft or we have a jester.

[Bingle]

am i dead yet

Yeah. Or you will be when Cook is around.

[Bingle]

God, I hope that just ends the game because

it'd make you hammering with "He's town" so much funnier

then the game is over

FTFY

[Bingle]

bingel or loft or we have a jester.

Jester would be endgamed here as last scum. I think it's fairly self evident I thought there was a scum doc, which in turn makes it fairly self evident that I had a genuine result on Enchant N1. I was the deciding momentum that shifted the wagon D1 from Loftwing to Reg and I spent D1 tunneled on QOwl with him OMGUS-ing me, so I don't particularly make sense as Mafia and I claimed a high priority NK role unprompted on D2 so I don't really make sense as solo scum or scum without a partner who can protect me at night.

I'm pretty much the most obvtown player in the list at this point.

[Cook]

final vc

Save The Dragons (4): Dwlee99, Mama Ru, Bingle, cyrus62
Mama Ru (1): Save The Dragons

With 6 alive it took 4 to eliminate Save The Dragons.
The deadline is irrelevant. You had about two days.

flavor

The sound of a bell tolls in the background, tolling high noon. The camera pans out to reveal five Mobile Task Force agents, clad in identical uniform, weapons raised and gadgets beeping.

Dwlee99

, the hoodied one.

Mama Ru

the celebrity.

Bingle

the sunglassed one.

Cyrus62

, the heavy. Tailing at a distance far enough that no-one assumes he's associated is

Loftwing

, the bird with a sentient wolfsona who keeps interrupting this goddamn trainwreck of a town.

The camera pans to the right to reveal an innocuous IKEA store, a monolith in the middle of the desolate New Jersey wastes.

The agents, with a coordinated motion Unlike Any Other Seen On TV, charge into the infinite IKEA.

They wander the endless aisles, deftly evading the monstrous husks who generate from this otherworldly retail plane, in tireless pursuit of the Arch-Employee, who adopted the guise of a Jerseyite draconine activist. It seems the Arch-Employee's skills at stalking other beings has lended well to this cat-and-mouse game. But, in this Swedish surrealist painting of a nightmare, who is the cat and who is the mouse?

An announcement crackles over the PA, first in an archaic and demonic dialect of Swedish that sounds like someone put the Chef through a blender, and then in a familiar tongue to the interlopers.

"Ah, friends! My guise seems to have dissolved for you. You've discovered who I truly am, have you not? But you have yet to find me, and will never find me in this, the endless labyrinth that I call my domain!"

"

Save The Dragons

. That traitor!" yells Cyrus in frustration.
Dwlee is quick to respond. "Calm yourself, Cyrus. We have yet to track the anomaly down." He about-faces and addresses the squad.
"Folks, we have to find that Ikean. If we don't... New Jersey will fall.
Thanks to the calculations of Bingle, our mission is much more informed – thank you Bingle. We have around 48 hours to find the Arch-Employee before the Swedish Meatball Satellite Uplink (SMSU) broadcasts our weakness to the sentient denizens of this plane. Many more will be arriving shortly if we do–"

Suddenly, an anticlimactic gunshot rings out.

It was Cyrus's. "Got him."

Save The Dragons was an

IKEA Employee

, an Evangelistic Tracker...

and the

last non-town player in this game.

Spoiler: role pm

Welcome! You are an

IKEA Employee.

Wait this isn't IKEA — it's New Jersey! But it could be IKEA, if you just got rid of everyone else!

You are an

Alien Evangelistic Tracker.

- Target someone at night. Assuming no interference, you will learn who they targeted.
- You appear as a member of the Cult to investigation.

You have a PT in which you can talk with your Alien buddies at any time, located here.
The game thread is here. You have special instructions for confirmation located in your Alien PT.

GAME OVER!

NEW JERSEY IS RECLAIMED!

(town won)

All may speak in this thread again, including the dead and spectators.

[Cook]

(expired on 2021-11-21 20:19:12) to request redactions, Do-Not-Releases, and generally anything else before PTs are released.

Also about that mod error:

Bingle

bloodhounded

Enchant

but I didn't resolve the PGO ability, so

Bingle

should have died.

[Mama Ru]

Rainbows!

[StrangeMatter]

Well the game was townsided the moment scum killed each other lol.

[StrangeMatter]

Also I legit don’t get how Mama Ru just going under the radar for away with this game.

[StrangeMatter]

Got away with barely saying anything I mean.

[Cook]

Director's commentary:

Anyway I think I'm unpartnered with dragon here so anyone who thinks I'm scum is postulating five scum groups

postulating five scum groups

[StrangeMatter]

The game was pretty much over after my elimination actually.

The only people I feel bad for are Aliens. They really get the short end of the stick in nearly any Mafia game.

[Dwlee99]

God, I hope that just ends the game because

it'd make you hammering with "He's town" so much funnier

then the game is over

FTFY

Thanks for modding, cook!

[Loftwing]

Yay, we won!

[Cook]

God, I hope that just ends the game because

it'd make you hammering with "He's town" so much funnier

then the game is over

FTFY

Thanks for modding, cook!

ofc

next up is probably C9++ so i get mod cred in the open queue

...or something of my own invention we'll see

[Save The Dragons]

Aliens never even used their kill

No redractions