Open 837: Cop Killer - Endgame

Bingle · Post Post #75 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:35 am

In post 73, GuiltyLion wrote:Why not vote me then?

VOTE: GL

Why am I voting you?

Bingle · Post Post #76 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:36 am

In post 71, Auro wrote:Kinda bummed you're IC A50, would've been fun sorting you.

Not really. All you have to do is wait for me to sort him and then sheep. It’s pretty easy. I’m sure I’ll have a read on A50 sometime before D3.

Bingle · Post Post #77 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:39 am

In post 59, Almost50 wrote:You're approaching LAL territory with this statement. I am the top poster of this game as we speak, and I have yet to say one meaningful word.

Going on 54 years now, we’re doubtful it’ll ever happen.

GuiltyLion · Post Post #78 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:39 am

In post 75, Bingle wrote:
In post 73, GuiltyLion wrote:Why not vote me then?
VOTE: GL

Why am I voting you?

Do you also scumread my intro post for being somewhat rote?

Bingle · Post Post #79 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:41 am

In post 58, Almost50 wrote:So far I have but only one TR, and it's not even that strong, so I'll let you all play it out a little and see where it gets us

It’s a little premature to be townreading me. We should wait until day 3 or four to fakeclaiming masons.

Almost50 · Post Post #80 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:43 am

In post 66, T3 wrote:This is A50 in his pure town form.

One done with. Eleven more to pocket

Almost50 · Post Post #81 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:45 am

In post 67, GuiltyLion wrote:mc I didn't mean to suggest that it wasn't

Also..

A BIG HI

Bingle · Post Post #82 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:45 am

In post 78, GuiltyLion wrote:
In post 75, Bingle wrote:
In post 73, GuiltyLion wrote:Why not vote me then?
VOTE: GL

Why am I voting you?
Do you also scumread my intro post for being somewhat rote?

I’m reading backwards. I’ve literally just read your post and found the case to be compelling.

Almost50 · Post Post #83 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:48 am

In post 71, Auro wrote:Kinda bummed you're IC A50, would've been fun sorting you.

Age

Role is just a

number

title, my friend

Bingle · Post Post #84 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:49 am

In post 35, Enchant wrote:Monkelite.

In post 34, Almost50 wrote:Almsat?? You think I'm a satellite?

Is this the Space Monkey Mafia the prophet Billy Joel foretold?

Almost50 · Post Post #85 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:50 am

In post 74, Bingle wrote:I demand that A50 cop check himself. I’ve gotten a mislim on a cop cleared A50 while the cop was still alive. But I’ve never gotten a mislim on A50 while he was a cop that was cleared and also an IC. Winning the game is nowhere near as important.

Keep on bragging you weasel.

Bingle · Post Post #86 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:52 am

In post 5, Enchant wrote:Who is Innocent Child then?

No, Who doesn’t play mafia any more. A50 is the child.

Almost50 · Post Post #87 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:52 am

In post 77, Bingle wrote:Going on 54 years now, we’re doubtful it’ll ever happen.

there you go.. and we're not even mid-way past D1.

Almost50 · Post Post #88 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:54 am

In post 79, Bingle wrote:It’s a little premature to be townreading me. We should wait until day 3 or four to fakeclaiming masons.

You should've let me know about your grandiose plan in the PT beforehand.

Bingle · Post Post #89 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:56 am

In post 88, Almost50 wrote:
In post 79, Bingle wrote:It’s a little premature to be townreading me. We should wait until day 3 or four to fakeclaiming masons.
You should've let me know about your grandiose plan in the PT beforehand.

I did though. Don’t you remember me bribing NM with $10 to announce you as IC so that when the cop checked you we could get them eliminated?

Almost50 · Post Post #90 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 7:57 am

In post 84, Bingle wrote:Billy Joel

How befitting..

Almost50 · Post Post #91 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:02 am

In post 86, Bingle wrote:Who doesn’t play mafia any more.

PLAAAY you say?

Enchant · Post Post #92 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:05 am

I predict future, you will shitpost for a while, i will pocket Almost50 and lurk whole day, while you will jump between two wagons.

DArby · Post Post #93 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:10 am

In post 59, Almost50 wrote:
In post 56, Galron wrote:Suss that A50 isn't shitposting as much as he should be.
You're approaching LAL territory with this statement. I am the top poster of this game as we speak, and I have yet to say one meaningful word.

He said meaningfully.

DArby · Post Post #94 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:13 am

O shit Bingle’s in this game too?

Hey!!

Bingle · Post Post #95 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:14 am

Aight, mech stuff:

A50 gets all hammers. He should check to make sure NM is around when doing so to prevent scum from twilight strategizing.

We should policy eliminate all posts that look like attempts at coordinating nightkills, even very obvious joke ones, because letting the scum talk to each other puts us at a severe disadvantage.

A50 should say who he’s going to target each night so long as the doc remains hidden for the purposes of WIFOM protection.

Doc claims should be left alive in all circumstances. If they’re fake, the real doc will probably shoot them. If they’re real the scum won’t shoot them because of the possibility of the real doc shooting them (neither team will know if it’s a real or fakeclaim) and we should be able to work backwards from number of kills to determine whether they were real or not.

Bingle · Post Post #96 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:16 am

In post 94, DArby wrote:O shit Bingle’s in this game too?

Hey!!

Nope. I’m in another game that just so happens to be taking place in the same thread. We’re playing parchisi. What about you?

DArby · Post Post #97 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:22 am

Don’t say that. I didn’t fully read the player list and thought I accidentally posted in a game I shouldn’t be in.

Almost50 · Post Post #98 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:26 am

In post 95, Bingle wrote:A50 gets all hammers

The only hammer I'd consider having is Antonio, and he hasn't been racking up many points of late.

P.S. Dear reader: If you are not familiar with English soccer, this post wasn't meant for you.

Enchant · Post Post #99 (ISO) » Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:26 am

In post 95, Bingle wrote:
A50 should say who he’s going to target each night

No, wtf