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I agree on Lorenz top three, but I do not think I, (Foxy Fox), was top 3. If I hit top 3, I’ll give a speech though XDIn post 25, Cephrir wrote:i'm predicting eagle, lorenz, foxy top 3
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absolutely not biased toward survivor3h lolIn post 25, Cephrir wrote:i'm predicting eagle, lorenz, foxy top 3bottom text- Skelda
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You're way better than top 50. If not top 10, I'd be surprised.In post 26, Korina wrote:
I agree on Lorenz top three, but I do not think I, (Foxy Fox), was top 3. If I hit top 3, I’ll give a speech though XDIn post 25, Cephrir wrote:i'm predicting eagle, lorenz, foxy top 3
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I want to go with predictions from each game topping out
Dave Thomas, Founder of Wendy's
Eagle
Jesus
Foxy Fox
Lorenz
Or at least those are the 5 most remarkable to me.
I'm also expecting Lysithea to be by first chatter to fall, then Bilious going soon afterwards, and hoping Frog gives me a new best scoring character.Everything happens for a reason, except maybe football.
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Chapter 3: Xofelf Tips
Malkon: Welcome back. While we were on a break, n00b here made like 50 billion children and now has an army that I’m pretty sure is going to wipe the rest of the game.
CaptainMeme: Mwahahahaha I am the overlord!!!
*slays like a bunch of army units*
Malkon: And we’ve lost him.
*all of a sudden fog of war happens and the entire map is shrouded in mist*
CaptainMeme: What the? Is this some sort of London Fog bullshit?
Malkon: I guess? Anyways you are going to have limited range so no matter how many units you have you are going to have limited vision.
*Units start dying when bad guys start coming out of the fog*
CaptainMeme: Shit this is bad. Okay how do I make the fog go away?
Malkon: Well-
*The walls begin rumbling in the room and both Malkon and CaptainMeme look around*
CaptainMeme: The fuck is this?!
Malkon: Don’t ask me, this is your room.
CaptainMeme: Maybe it’s an earthquake?
Malkon: No maybe it’s one of those tremor monsters?
ALFJKJG:LKAJGL:KJGKL:JG:KAJGJ *explosion followed by floating person in room*
Malkon and CaptainMeme look up to see a new user “GoddessSupreme48” appear.
xofelf: IT IS I GODDESSSUPREME48 I AM HERE TO RESCUE YOUR LET’S PLAY!
Malkon: …do you have any idea who this is?
CaptainMeme: Not one clue.
xofelf: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW GODDESSSUPREME48 THE SAVIOR OF ALL LET’S PLAYS?!
Malkon: Well…I don’t.
CaptainMeme: Wait wait wait, if you are the savior of all Let’s Plays, then can you tell me about Fog of War?
Malkon: *raises eyebrows*
xofelf: I AM GODDESSSUPREME48 OF THE INFINITE KNOWLEDGE OF THE UNIVERSE THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THE MOST ADVANCED STRATEGY AND MAKE YOU SOLVE ALL OF YOUR GAMES AND YET YOU COME TO ME ASKING…ABOUT FOG OF WAR? A MOST BASIC THING THAT IS PRESENT IN ALL OF FIRE EMBLEM?
CaptainMeme: Yes.
xofelf: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? I-
CaptainMeme: Yes *a little annoyed*
xofelf: YOU DON’T GET VERY MANY OF THESE I CAN’T ANSWER EVERY QUE-
CaptainMeme: Just tell me about Fog of War and how to get through it!
xofelf: WELL OKAY I GUESS. TO GET THROUGH FOG OF WAR YOU HAVE TO HAVE A TORCH OR A THIEF. BOTH OF THESE THINGS CAN MAKE THE PERCEPTION AREA MUCH GREATER. IN FACT IF YOU COMBINE A THIEF WITH A TORCH YOU CAN GET MAXIMUM VISION IN THESE TYPES OF SITUATIONS.
CaptainMeme: A Torch?
Malkon: *snorts* you know, the thing you pick up in caves and light on fire?
CaptainMeme: You mean like a flashlight?
Malkon: You don’t…nevermind. Yes go get your wooden flashlight.
CaptainMeme: On it!
*CaptainMeme makes one of the characters go to a nearby shop and purchase a torch which he gives to his thief and suddenly has max visibility*
CaptainMeme: Awesome! Thank you GoddessSupreme48 you’re a life saver!
Malkon: *has been sitting on this tip the whole time but wanted to watch CaptainMeme waste this opportunity*
xofelf: WELL UH YOU’RE WELCOME I GUESS. UNTIL NEXT TIME GODDESSSUPREME48 MUST GO HELP OTHER LET’S PLAYS! *flies through the ceiling*
*Malkon and CaptainMeme look up at the hole in the ceiling after they leave and just blink*
Malkon: Do you think insurance covers this?
CaptainMeme: Hell if I know. But now it’s time to school some fools!
*CaptainMeme now easily beats the map and recruits a shit ton of new characters before beating the chapter*
Malkon: Well this chapter seems to require appropriate music, here you go.
Spoiler: #80-#70Sometimes when I'm thinking of a track to submit, I think to myself "okay I could submit X, but I know a lot of people won't care for it, there's no point in wasting their time and mine". Glad to see [CaptainMeme] isn't burdened by such thoughts.
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Chapter 4: What a twist!!
CaptainMeme: What’s up everyone? It’s your boy xX_n00bs1ay3r_Xx! We’re back with this trainwreck of an anime weeb shitshow known as Fire Emblem! So far we have survived the first few chapters, learned about how to deal with fog, recruited a bunch of horrible characters, and I made a wife with a woman I just met. A smashing success if I do say so myself.
Malkon: …oh I can talk now? Okay. Hey it’s The_Marvelous_Mr_Malkon the co-pilot of this really really interesting walkthrough. I use interesting loosely as it’s likely about things you already know about this game, n00b here just is learning about it for the first time.
CaptainMeme: Okay what’s on the agenda today, it looks like we are learning about mounted units. I’ve had like 30 tutorial screens about how mounted units can move farther than non mounted units. Like why does this game have so many bloody tutorials?
Malkon: Why do you ask “so many bloody questions”?
CaptainMeme: I’ve learned this new relaxation technique. It’s called “tune out the haters”, and I seem to be currently alone in this room.
Malkon: …uh huh. Okay. You do that.
CaptainMeme: Anyways where were we. Oh right tutorial hell. So anyways now that “I know how a mounted unit works” 50 screens later, I now seem to also be told how to use a mage. Like we get it, you get a book, you make Harry Potter happen and you’re done. In fact, if I wanted to win this game, why can’t I just cast Avada Kedavra on these people and be done with this game?
Malkon: I still hear you asking a lot of questions.
CaptainMeme: That’s not an answer.
Malkon: Well it’s a forbidden curse, first of all, and second do you really want to have to deal with the entire Ministry of Magic and pretty much all of the wizarding world after you if you just go around flopping your big ol wand and going Avada Kedavra on everyone?
CaptainMeme: *checks the unit is level 4 and sighs* No…but just wait until I’m at a higher level.
Malkon: You do that. *rolls eyes*
CaptainMeme: In any case I’m FINALLY through tutorial hell and now I can play this game. Okay so this chapter is a pretty standard one it seems. There’s like a forested area where I have to use the trees like cover and then there’s like a castle building on the other side that’s locked.
*thinks a moment*
Locked? Where’s the bloody key? I don’t have a god damn key.
Malkon: Maybe when you get there, you can visit that house that looks like it’s open. Just a thought.
CaptainMeme: Oh right because RPG rules you can just walk into anyone’s house and they’ll part with everything and let you steal from them, got it.
Malkon: …I hate how right you are.
CaptainMeme: They don’t call me the Captain of Memes for nothing.
Malkon: I don’t even know what you mean.
CaptainMeme: Anyways time to get the key!
Malkon: If you were actually in Harry Potter you could just do Accio Key and you’d be set.
CaptainMeme: This would be an infinitely better game if it was Harry Potter.
Malkon: I’m pretty sure based on recent incidents in the world that there’s some way to form an offensive statement from what you just said.
CaptainMeme: Oh probably, but it’s not Harry Potter’s fault it was written by She Who Shall Not Be Named.
Malkon: Good point, though it would probably be good if we aren’t further promoting that particular agenda on this show. Perhaps we should focus back on…
Did you really name your unit “Harry”?
CaptainMeme: Of course I did! That’s like the only part of this tutorial hell that I’m actually interested in.
Malkon: I mean okay I guess. Oh it looks like the Boss is recruitable this chapter.
CaptainMeme: You can recruit a boss? Well that’s a twist. Maybe the power of bullshit friendship and love will win us this war too.
Malkon: *sighs* you know, did your mother love you enough as a child?
CaptainMeme: I’d like to think so. She especially LOVED me being out of her hair when she was busy.
Malkon: *groans* okay enough of those lame jokes. Just do the thing.
*CaptainMeme goes up with the Lord and recruits the boss which ends the chapter*
CaptainMeme: That was so easy, like why am I even playing this? Random houses give me keys, bosses join my party, like this game is asinine sometimes.
Malkon: So is your face.
CaptainMeme: Anyways *ignores Malkon* looks like we have a few more recruits to recap as a result of this chapter, take it away music from the heavens!
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Which recruit is the boss?Everything happens for a reason, except maybe football.
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I guess logically it would be the highest rank there, and yeah I can see that character being bosspile.Everything happens for a reason, except maybe football.
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glad i dodged the 6s, if i could just get a good holy number like 40 ill be happy- CaptainMeme
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Chapter 5: Gotta Catch Em All!
Malkon: And welcome back to this train wreck of a Let’s Play. Today CaptainMeme already got a jump start because even though he “hates this game” he can’t seem to put it down. Want to tell the viewers what treat they are in for today?
CaptainMeme: So yes, I went ahead and started the chapter because how else I was going to get through tutorial after tutorial and waste these good people’s time? In any case, today’s chapter appears to be about us keeping a small building safe because there are apparently pokemon that are evil and are attacking us.
Malkon: Sounds more like monsters if you ask me.
CaptainMeme: That’s what pokemon are right? Pocket monsters or some weeb shit?
Malkon: Insults aside, I guess you’re not wrong. So sure, they’re pokemon. Very weird pokemon who want to kill you.
CaptainMeme: Then I should go to capture them!
Malkon: No that’s not how-
*Several units die*
CaptainMeme: Come on get in your bloody pokeballs! This is catch em all!
Malkon: You probably should actually try to defeat them, they are trying to get at the people inside the tower you are defending after all.
CaptainMeme: I don’t care about those pathetic villagers. If they can’t find a pitchfork or something to use to defend themselves against fucking pokemon then what good are they to me?
Malkon: Well it’s kind of the point of the chapter.
CaptainMeme: I’m going to get my pokemon and that’s final.
Malkon: Anyways I guess while CaptainMeme goes on a rampage trying to catch monsters that aren’t meant to be catchable. I guess we can start talking about sponsors today. Apparently our dysfunctional playthrough has gotten enough attention that people have decided to sponsor us. Today’s sponsor is ball in a cup. Did you know that ball in cup is about a ball in a cup and to score you have to get the ball in the cup? Wow just riveting folks. Perhaps you should spend more time trying to catch the ball in the cup than not doing ball in a cup.
CaptainMeme: Aha finally got one! *has surrounded a monster with a bunch of units* Told you I could do it!
Malkon: *rolls his eyes* yes, that’s so good. You really caught the monster alright. *watches as the other unchecked monsters begin attacking and killing the people in the tower* You know you lose if they all die right?
CaptainMeme: …worth it. *all villagers die and the chapter has to start over*
Malkon: Okay, so on the easiest difficulty, my partner here has decided to waste our time capturing what he calls pokemon.
CaptainMeme: What even are these creatures anyways?
Malkon: Well if you listen to the explanation of the chapter, they are the dark energy manifestations of the demon king.
CaptainMeme: I thought this was supposed to be about dragons, not demons.
Malkon: It usually is, but apparently the big plot point this game has to do with a demon king.
CaptainMeme: Weird. So I was actually capturing demons and not pokemon?
Malkon: Looks that way.
CaptainMeme: So that makes this some sort of weird Shin Megami Tensei game?
Malkon: Uhhhh sure?
CaptainMeme: Weird. Anyways let’s do this again.
Malkon: *sighs* I’m literally not going to subject our viewers to this again. Here’s some music while he does this chapter over again.
Spoiler: #60-#49Sometimes when I'm thinking of a track to submit, I think to myself "okay I could submit X, but I know a lot of people won't care for it, there's no point in wasting their time and mine". Glad to see [CaptainMeme] isn't burdened by such thoughts.
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I agree but I don't think I voted this year so it's my fault
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So I don't know all the specifics and Meme can probably describe better, but from what I understand it's the range in which scores were given by how varied the votes were from one another. For example, someone who gets a bunch of 9s and 1s is going to have higher st dev than someone who got 4s, 5s and 6s even if their score overall is basically the same.In post 44, Gypyx wrote:what does st. dev mean btw?- DeathNote
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Standard deviation is what the phrase actually is, if that's what you were asking rather than just how it works.Xalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
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Chapter 6: Promotion Time!
Malkon: And we’re back. After the tower defense game, the world map opened up and now we can revisit some old areas to do some leveling up.
CaptainMeme: Fun fact, I actually loathe this portion of RPGs because it feels like such a time sink for such little return.
Malkon: Fun fact, no one cares.
CaptainMeme: I swear I’m going to kick your arse one of these days. *grumbles as he boots up* So like my “friend”, and I use friend very loosely, has stated, I’ve been beefing up my units. However I’ve discovered that once you hit level 20 the units don’t level up anymore.
Malkon: Welllllllll…
CaptainMeme: Wait…there’s more after level 20?!
*the room begins to violently shake again*
Malkon: …fuck they’re coming back.
CaptainMeme: Oh no not them agai-
xofelf: *comes crashing through the room* IT IS I, GODDESSSUPREME48, THE SAVIOR OF ALL LET’S PLAYS AND I HEARD THAT YOU NEEDED MY HELP ONCE AGAIN.
CaptainMeme: *pulls plaster out of his hair* Uhhh I mean I guess so, Mr Marvelous over here was about to answer-
Malkon: No no. Go ahead, waste this poor person’s time. They’re here after all.
CaptainMeme: I…guess I do need your help after all errr Goddess Supreme?
xofelf: YOU MAY REFER TO ME AS JUST GODDESS IF THAT IS EASIER FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND. THEN NAME YOUR QUESTION. REMINDER YOU ONLY GET ONE!
CaptainMeme: Err alright Goddess. Then, how do you level up a unit past 20?
xofelf: REALLY? THAT’S YOUR QUESTION? YOU COULD PROBABLY LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.
CaptainMeme: That’s my question.
xofelf: WELL ALRIGHT THEN I GUESS. IN ORDER TO LEVEL A UNIT PAST 20 YOU MUST USE AN ITEM TO PROMOTE IT. SOME UNITS DO NOT PROMOTE BUT THOSE ARE USUALLY SPECIAL CHARACTERS. LORDS USUALLY ONLY PROMOTE WHEN CERTAIN STORY BASED ELEMENTS HAVE BEEN MET OR AN ITEM HAS BEEN PERTAINED ON A CERTAIN CHAPTER.
CaptainMeme: Promotion, like what, like at a business?
xofelf: NO YOU DOLT LIKE YOU CLASS THEM INTO SOMETHING MORE POWERFUL.
CaptainMeme: Like…the power ranger zords?
xofelf: OH FOR THE LOVE OF-YES JUST LIKE THAT.
CaptainMeme: Coooooooooooool! Where do I get one?
xofelf: UNFORTUNATELY I ONLY CAN ANSWER ONE QUESTION BEFORE I GO OFF. PERHAPS I WILL RETURN IN YOUR HOUR OF NEED AGAIN. GODDESSSUPREME48 ONCE AGAIN HELPING THE LESS FORTUNATE OFF TO SAVE ANOTHER LET’S PLAY! *flies off*
Malkon: Please tell me you bought insurance this time.
CaptainMeme: I…actually did.
Malkon: Then we are good. Let’s enjoy the skylight a bit until they fix it then. We should go find those items in the meantime.
CaptainMeme: On it! *plays the next chapter and halfway through gets a Hero’s Crest* Okay so…now what I just use it like an item?
Malkon: That’s right.
CaptainMeme: And there we go. I oh-OH! *watches a giant animation plays and then unit gets buffer and tougher with cooler armor* As weeb as that was, that was awesome *is grinning*
Malkon: *whispers into the mic* folks I think he likes it.
CaptainMeme: Eat shit army! *starts sending the unit in to do damage*
Malkon: While n00bslayer enjoys his new toy, let’s cut to commercial before we continue.
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