Mini 2261: Grand Idea: Deflated Bubble [Game Over]

[Zookeeper]

LIKE, IT'S GIM, I GET MEME VOTED BECAUSE "OH NO KORI'S IN A GAME WHERE THERE COULD BE A CULT, GOD FORBID KORI ACTUALLY ROLLS CULT FOR ONCE AND THEN

DOESN'T GET TO PLAY THE GAME AS CULT BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE FUCKING COPPED ME OR SOMETHING D1 FOR SOME BULLSHIT SO I DIE ANYWAYS

I vote you because you claim a role that has no attributes but a gimmick, and because "HOUSE ARE YOU TOWN?" is apparently your scumhunting.

[Korina]

VOTE: ZOOKEEPER

I AGREE WITH MEG, THIS CAN DIE SOONER RATHER THAN LATER

[Cook]

Good evening everybody and welcome to

Whose Vote Is It Anyway?

On tonight's show:
I Can't Believe They're Not Post Restricted, Korina.
Animal Farm, more like Animal GIFs, Zookeeper.
Derive This, Bi- erm, Ircher.
Day One IC, House.
Faewyld Draw Four, and I'm gonna make the color red, TLich's turn, Flea The Magician.
"Why Not Make It A Threes- Third Party", MegAzumarill.
I'm Sure I Recognize You From Somewhere, Radical Rat.
Werewolf of London, Andante.
Anything But Normal, Mizzytastic.
Overworked, Overtired, and Needs No Introduction, Datisi.
Ranking Senior, Save The Dragons.
Voted "Most Likely To Post", GrandpaMo.

I'm your host, Cook, let's have some fun.

[House]

YOU'RE PROBABLY SCUM FOR POSTING NOT THAT MANY TIMES, AND I'M WANTING TO BLINDLY SHEEP SOMEONE SO I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY

VOTE: IRCHER

YOU ROLLED SCUM DIDN'T YOU!!!

BEING A MAFIA GOON WOULD BE INFININTELY MORE INTERESTING THAN A VT

Post restricted isn't vanilla.

You lied.

YOU'RE RIGHT ON THE SEMANTICS OF MY ROLE NOT BEING PURELY A VT, BUT FUNCTIONALLY I AM A VT.
MY ROLE IS LITERALLY CALLED "POST-RESTRICTED TOWNIE" WHICH I WOULD SAY IS LITERALLY JUST A VT

That matters to a Nea/Nilla Cop.

OK FAIR, BUT LIKE, WHY IS THE NEA CHECKING ME

You can't simultaneously whine about always being checked/killed d1 and ask me why that would happen.

Like, you obviously already know.

[Korina]

LIKE, THE TWO OUTCOMES OF MY ROLE:
1) I CLAIM THIS AS SCUM, EVEN THOUGH I DID THAT IN A PREVIOUS GIM AND WAS SCUM, AND WAS KILLED BECAUSE OF IT
2) I CLAIM THIS AS TOWN, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID INDEED ROLL THIS.

[Ircher]

VOTE: ZOOKEEPER

[Zookeeper]

It's not a masonry no matter who is in it

I refused to claim

Consider joining the Korina wagon?

ARE YOU ACTUALLY CONSIDERING THE MEME VOTE ON ME IS A LEGIT WAGON

It's the best wagon in this town.

no u VOTE: Zookeeper

this is a serious vote btw

Explain this.

[MegAzumarill]

Zookeeper doesn't want to troll like everyone else because they scum and nervous

[Korina]

LIKE, THE TWO OUTCOMES OF MY ROLE:
1) I CLAIM THIS AS SCUM, EVEN THOUGH I DID THAT IN A PREVIOUS GIM AND WAS SCUM, AND WAS KILLED BECAUSE OF IT
2) I CLAIM THIS AS TOWN, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID INDEED ROLL THIS.

ACTUALLY THERE IS A THIRD OUTCOME TO THIS, AND ONE THAT I WOULD GENUINELY DO, BUT:
3) I ROLLED VT, OR ANOTHER ROLE THAT IS FUNCTIONALLY A VT, AND DECIDED TO FAKE A POST RESTRICTION BECAUSE IT'D BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN PLAYING AS A VT IN GIM

[Korina]

Zookeeper doesn't want to troll like everyone else because they scum and nervous

WHO SAID I WAS TROLLING ABOUT HAVING A POST RESTRICTION

[Korina]

BUT ACTUALLY, NO, I'M TOAD (FROM MARIO) THIS GAME TOO GUYS, PLS BELIEVE ME

[Korina]

BUT ACTUALLY, NO, I'M TOAD (FROM MARIO) THIS GAME TOO GUYS, PLS BELIEVE ME

(FOR LEGAL PURPOSES, I'M BEING TOLD BY MY LAWYER TO SAY THIS IS A JOKE)

[Cook]

LIKE, THE TWO OUTCOMES OF MY ROLE:
1) I CLAIM THIS AS SCUM, EVEN THOUGH I DID THAT IN A PREVIOUS GIM AND WAS SCUM, AND WAS KILLED BECAUSE OF IT
2) I CLAIM THIS AS TOWN, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID INDEED ROLL THIS.

ACTUALLY THERE IS A THIRD OUTCOME TO THIS, AND ONE THAT I WOULD GENUINELY DO, BUT:
3) I ROLLED VT, OR ANOTHER ROLE THAT IS FUNCTIONALLY A VT, AND DECIDED TO FAKE A POST RESTRICTION BECAUSE IT'D BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN PLAYING AS A VT IN GIM

alternatively you just wanted to do the post restriction and would have done it either way because GIdea is chaotic and if there's one thing that the experiences of people I haven't even met face to face have told me, if you know the party's gonna get wild, you gotta control what you gotta control.

how much you drink, that is.

[Zookeeper]

Zookeeper doesn't want to troll like everyone else because they scum and nervous

My posts are always pretty serious from the start, I'm confused why you scumread this.

[Korina]

LIKE, THE TWO OUTCOMES OF MY ROLE:
1) I CLAIM THIS AS SCUM, EVEN THOUGH I DID THAT IN A PREVIOUS GIM AND WAS SCUM, AND WAS KILLED BECAUSE OF IT
2) I CLAIM THIS AS TOWN, BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID INDEED ROLL THIS.

ACTUALLY THERE IS A THIRD OUTCOME TO THIS, AND ONE THAT I WOULD GENUINELY DO, BUT:
3) I ROLLED VT, OR ANOTHER ROLE THAT IS FUNCTIONALLY A VT, AND DECIDED TO FAKE A POST RESTRICTION BECAUSE IT'D BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN PLAYING AS A VT IN GIM

alternatively you just wanted to do the post restriction and would have done it either way because GIdea is chaotic and if there's one thing that the experiences of people I haven't even met face to face have told me, if you know the party's gonna get wild, you gotta control what you gotta control.

how much you drink, that is.

TBH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING THE ALL CAPS GIMMICK AGAIN BUT THEN I'M GETTING FORCED INTO IT NOW, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY.
I'D LIKE TO GET OFF MR. BONES WILD RIDE

[Korina]

Zookeeper doesn't want to troll like everyone else because they scum and nervous

My posts are always pretty serious from the start, I'm confused why you scumread this.

BECAUSE THIS IS A GAME THAT ISN'T MEANT TO BE TREATED SERIOUSLY

[Cook]

so, WRT that, let's all take some measure of the potable liquid of your choice, and then just start downing shots of it.

probably want to go for water, maybe caffeine, because i get the feeling that a night of shitposting is gonna result in a surprise hammer nobody paid attention to.

[Cook]

*a moment of silence, followed by the sounds of 13 glasses hitting the table all at once*

[Korina]

I MEAN, TOMORROW I COULD POST DRUNK IN THE THREAD AND THAT GENUINELY SOUNDS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN SERIOUSLY PLAYING THE GAME

[House]

so, WRT that, let's all take some measure of the potable liquid of your choice, and then just start downing shots of it.

probably want to go for water, maybe caffeine, because i get the feeling that a night of shitposting is gonna result in a surprise hammer nobody paid attention to.

[MegAzumarill]

Do you know what's heavier, a cup of water or butane?

[Cook]

okay, now that we're all sufficiently hydrated (or inebriated or whatever, drive responsibly), we can get to playing.

i understand it's literally impossible to read mafia games and not exactly The Da Vinci Code in terms of excitement, so i'm offering here and now to summarize everything every so often.

[Cook]

Do you know what's heavier, a cup of water or butane?

mercury

[House]

Do you know what's heavier, a cup of water or butane?

What's heavier, a thousand pounds of feathers or a thousand pounds of steel?

[MegAzumarill]

Do you know what's heavier, a cup of water or butane?

mercury

Nah its butane because it is the lighter fluid