Police Lineup (Conclusion + 4/9 final guess lists in pms)

[Malkon05]

I love being suspected because it means someone cares enough to want to talk to me xoxo.

For breakfast I ate a bit of humility served on a bed of fresh social justice.

I like my memes with a bit of humility served on a bed of fresh social justice.

I actually have 15 starbucks receipts which should show you my activity on that day in question. I mean you could probably ask the baristas?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Saladmander

[Jake The Wolfie]

Cheery Dog & Jake the Wolfie we have reason to suspect that you met the day before the prank, did anything seem

unsilly

about your fellow Caninae companion?

Cheey Dog mentioned Star'd Bucks or something.

[the worst]

Malkon, I see those 15 receipts all state that you ordered serves of "sweet, sweet revenge". is this some divine Starbucks delicacy I've never heard of, or is there something more you need to tell us?

[Malkon05]

*sigh* you’ve caught me. Yes I illegally force starbucks employees to pour alcohol into my beverage when they prepare the drink.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Revenge_(liqueur)

“Sweet, sweet revenge” is just because I like my sweet revenge coffee, extra sweet.

And if it wasn’t for those meddling employees and their accurate receipt documentation skills I would have continued to illegally get my amazing alcoholic coffee beverages for years to come.

[Cheery Dog]

how does it feel to be suspected?

Very silly. It makes me feel like they have no idea how to choose suspects.

what did you have for breakfast

Well I don't think I actually broke a fast, I didn't have time for sleep. But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.

how you you like your memes?

Yes.

to all three of you - what were you doing at 3:27pm on friday the fourth of march? who are your alibis?

I believe at that time I had just started up my car.

[bugspray]

do you consider yourself to be a serious person?

[N]

But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.

tell me more about your corn flake shaped bowl

[Ariel]

I love being suspected because it means someone cares enough to want to talk to me xoxo.

malkon

's sus y'all. he has a motive

[Malkon05]

I love being suspected because it means someone cares enough to want to talk to me xoxo.

malkon

's sus y'all. he has a motive

I'm super duper sus. I also love that you are talking about me <3 <3

Keep making me relevant xoxo.

[the worst]

I like Chief Inspector Ariel's thinking, there is something a little sus about

malkon

.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Malkon is red, and therefore sus in the hit game amongus

[Malkon05]

Your hate, it nourishes me >:)

[Chickadee]

Malkon wants it too much, and that in itself is sus.

Malkon, do you ever make coffee at home?

[Malkon05]

Malkon wants it too much, and that in itself is sus.

Malkon, do you ever make coffee at home?

Yes but only my Starbucks Peppermint Mocha xoxo <3 Starbucks for life <3

The sweet sweet release of death is something that we all yearn for from time to time. It's no wonder I am so eager >:)

[Gammagooey]

It's possible that

Jake the Wolfie

is unsilly and is just hoping that referencing things will make him

look

silly

[Chickadee]

Cheery, how do you feel when I tel you that you could be going to the dog house for a very long time?

[Cheery Dog]

Cheery, how do you feel when I tel you that you could be going to the dog house for a very long time?

I'm already in the dog house!

[Cheery Dog]

But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.

tell me more about your corn flake shaped bowl

do you consider yourself to be a serious person?

I am as serious as the next person.

[Cheery Dog]

But I did the usual routine of putting milk into a bowl of something cereal shaped.

tell me more about your corn flake shaped bowl

It's shaped like a big cornflake, what more do you need to know?
I suppose it could be something else it was meant to be shaped like, I received it as a gift.
It's rather annoying to clean down the crevice though.

[roseheart]

Thanks for good participation suspects.

[Chickadee]

CheeryDog

you seem to be familiar with life on the inside.

Once a criminal, always a criminal.

[Chickadee]

Votes needed: 4 for majority

Malkon (2): Ariel, The Worst
Jake The Wolfie (1): Gammagooey
CheeryDog (1): Chickadee

Please quote and edit if I miscounted. I did this quick and mostly from memory.

[roseheart]

^Thanks.

[roseheart]

Seems like the questions are slowing down, so I'll give a bit longer for that then we'll need to work towards a majority.