So the way I play mafia mostly goes like this: read, reread, think, post. Apparently, some people here do it in the opposite order, with the middle steps quite possibly omitted.
I like to have people under some pressure when I read them, so their thought processes show more clearly, and they struggle to present themselves the way they want to. That's what my actually constructive posts have been: trying to raise people's temperature, get them worried, so on. Seven hundred garbage posts are not good material, and I can't even fall back on something shitty as "terminal inability to detect irony" as a scumtell, because there are
too many people exhibiting it.
This is a ten-day D1. I didn't sign up to closely read four hundred posts a day for ten days in a row, that's longer than most novels. If I wanted that much work, I'd play on MafiaUniverse or beg my home community to let me represent them in the Mafia Championships. Vasex is the worst with over two hundred posts, but BBT is nearly as bad, for all the stuff about wanting to end the day in reasonable time. Catching up on a 24 hours worth of posts took over an hour, and we haven't even heard from one player.
In post 605, Vasex wrote:the easiest newbie scum has been found
now we need to find his partner. either the clever one, or lurker... maybe he will be with hammer... but i guess he is not voting, for example cheap who pockets me too much, so it is quite difficult for him to hammer me - his solid townie
Right. So I'm "pocketing" you. I have you as "solid townie". People should be able to laugh at your jokes, suuuure, but when it comes to me being facetious, and actually stating so two posts later, why would you remember that? After all, if you looked at people's posts carefully, you'd have less time to give two hundred individual responses to the largest posts you can find to quote!
Screw you. Read my goddamn posts. There are seven of them, not seventy a day, so you should be able to. Screw you. Respect my time.
Stop making almost a hundred low effort, uncapitalised, unspoilered, barely punctuated, blanket-quoting posts a day. Stop making jokes people here are apparently too green not to flip out about in a manner equally stupid for town and scum, it's not helping. Stop taking people's avatars. I have a lot of problems with this goddamn D1, but you're Problem Numero Uno.
VOTE: Vasex
I wish that were hammer. You can put your money where your mouth is,
BlueBloodedToffee
, or keep filling the thread up with posts nobody will bother reading. I'll try and pull some useful analysis from all this crud if the hammer doesn't come sooner, but don't expect that anytime today.
